PREMIER DIVISION THURSDAY 26th SEPTEMBER

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		0dd0-0d	raspberrybottom (4)	Bint Havana Gold  - 8.00 Kemp	3rd 15/2	-1.00	£18.66
2		2300-13	timberman (4)	Gaucher  - 2.35 List	2nd 5/6	-1.00	£15.59
3		0111-20	khyber kim (2)	Novamay  - 2.10 Redcar	Lost	-1.00	£3.66
4		110d-02	Oakley (1)	True Wisdom  - 4.32 Redcar	Lost	-1.00	£2.84
5	+1	3d31-10	Anzio (4)	No Selection		0.00	£2.80
6	-1	3010-03	Storm Alert (3)	Mossy Fen  - 3.45 List	Lost	-1.00	£1.87
7		2301-10	Mr_Spreadsheet	Caledonian  - 2.45 Redcar	Lost	-1.00	£1.76
8	+9	3011130	GLASGOWCALLING	Love Talk  - 4.40 Good	1st 9/2	4.50	£1.28
9	-1	1211-1d	soldieroffortune (4)	Sing Us A Song  - 2.20 Good	1st 1/3	0.33	£0.42
10	+5	0d32-22	Hilly (5)	Bowling Buddy  - 2.28 Perth	1st 11/4	2.75	£0.00
11	-2	1021-3d	hoof hearted (2)	No Selection		0.00	-£0.14
12	-2	2d11-3d	Lucky Luciano (4)	Sing Us A Song  - 2.20 Good	1st 1/3	0.33	-£0.45
13	-2	22n2-22	la mallatiere (3)	Magical Trail  - 5.30 Kemp	1st 4/9	0.44	-£1.26
14	-2	2d02-11	Sir Rembrandt (5)	Magical Trail  - 5.30 Kemp	1st 4/9	0.44	-£1.39
15	+4	121d-11	posy (4)	Magical Trail  - 5.30 Kemp	1st 4/9	0.44	-£2.87
16	-3	3100-00	halcyon days (2)	Doublethetrouble  - 8.30 Kemp	2nd 5/1	-1.00	-£2.93
17	+6	3100-3d	sparkygayle (5)	Alpha Crucis  - 5.50 Good	1st 6/5	1.20	-£3.05
18	+2	2013-10	GEORGE.B (1)	No Selection		0.00	-£3.44
19	-5	1d2d-d1	NEW GOLD DREAM (5)	My Cloud  - 3.20 Redcar	2nd 4/9	-1.00	-£3.54
20	+1	2d11-12	Celeric (2)	Magical Trail  - 5.30 Kemp	1st 4/9	0.44	-£3.59
21	+7	0200-30	kkkatt (2)	Bowling Buddy  - 2.28 Perth	1st 11/4	2.75	-£3.63
22		2211-d2	learning thegame (4)	Magical Trail  - 5.30 Kemp	1st 4/9	0.44	-£3.77
23	-7	d132-d1	happysandwich (2)	Gaucher  - 2.35 List	2nd 5/6	-1.00	-£3.93
24	-6	2010-dd	youresomean (3)	Miss Nightfall  - 4.40 Good	2nd 6/4	-1.00	-£4.22
25		2201-12	rob22 (4)	Magical Trail  - 5.30 Kemp	1st 4/9	0.44	-£5.02
26▼		2d11-dd	look - it's snowing (4)	Magical Trail  - 5.30 Kemp	1st 4/9	0.44	-£5.03
27▼		2201-1d	I am the one and only223 (4)	Sing Us A Song  - 2.20 Good	1st 1/3	0.33	-£5.42
28▼	-4	d2d1-12	Andrew.in.Sweden (3)	My Cloud  - 3.20 Redcar	2nd 4/9	-1.00	-£5.89
29▼		d003-00	Wonder Boy (4)	Unplugged  - 4.32 Redcar	Lost	-1.00	-£13.75
30▼		00d0-00	suffolkpunch (3)	Titainium  - 4.32 Redcar	2nd 5/1	-1.00	-£14.00

If you can't post to the forum you can always send an email to napscomp@gmail.com. Put the division name in the subject and your full forum name by itself on the first line. Put your selection on the second line - format should be the usual:
Nijinsky - 4.30 Plumpton. Please don't include personal information. My app will post to the forum whatever you include in the email.

Peace Motivator - 5.15 Perth

Midnight Gold - 4.45 Perth

Thanks, Imlac.

Al Nayyir - 3:55 Newmarket

Cheers lmlac

Wonder Boy
Elforleather - 4.20 Pontefract
ta

Anzio
Sir Palamedes - 4.53 Pontefract
Thank you.

Dripsey Moon – 1:52 Perth

Thank’s Imlac

Born In Purple - 2.20 Listowel

cheers imlac

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.
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The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man frowns and goes back to reading. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes pass.

The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.

“Enough!” he turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy."

The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looks at him, smiles and says, "Pepper."

Celeborn - 2.10 Newmarket

Hay Meadow - 5-15 Perth.

Thanks.

NEW GOLD DREAM
Pinot Gris 15:30 Listowel Cheers