PREMIER DIVISION FRIDAY 26th JULY

NEW GOLD DREAM   
Attila The Honey 14:25 Ascot  Cheers

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		12n-d31	Lucky Luciano (4)	Bedtime Story  - 5.50 Leop	1st 1/16	0.06	£12.87
2		102-101	Aquarius (1)	Quietness  - 4.20 Sand	2nd 7/4	-1.00	£7.90
3		111-111	Celeric (2)	Bedtime Story  - 5.50 Leop	1st 1/16	0.06	£4.91
4	+9	112-d11	NEW GOLD DREAM (5)	Lil Guff  - 2.10 Sand	1st 100/30	3.33	£3.68
5		11n-d11	rob22 (3)	Bedtime Story  - 5.50 Leop	1st 1/16	0.06	£3.60
6	-2	011-011	Anzio (2)	Lady La Fay  - 3.40 Donc	Lost	-1.00	£3.28
7	-1	111-dd1	Sir Rembrandt (5)	Samoon Star  - 4.55 Sand	Lost	-1.00	£2.47
8	-1	1211301	happysandwich (1)	Daring Legend  - 3.05 Donc	3rd 15/8	-1.00	£1.87
9	-1	130-033	Oakley (1)	The Crafty Mole  - 7.45 Newb	Lost	-1.00	£1.74
10	-1	0101322	GEORGE.B	Cape Bridgewater  - 8.20 Leop	Lost	-1.00	£1.56
11	-1	030-0d1	khyber kim (3)	Brindley  - 2.00 Donc	Lost	-1.00	£1.50
12		1300ddd	la mallatiere (5)	No Selection		0.00	£0.45
13	-2	100-111	halcyon days (3)	Glistening  - 6.45 Newb	2nd 8/15	-1.00	£0.39
14	+6	120-d21	Mr_Spreadsheet (3)	Green Impact  - 5.15 Leop	1st 11/8	1.38	-£0.24
15	+1	11d-d11	learning thegame (4)	Bedtime Story  - 5.50 Leop	1st 1/16	0.06	-£0.53
16	+1	1d3-021	posy (3)	Bedtime Story  - 5.50 Leop	1st 1/16	0.06	-£0.56
17	+1	113-d11	soldieroffortune (4)	Bedtime Story  - 5.50 Leop	1st 1/16	0.06	-£0.69
18	-4	013-dd1	look - it's snowing (4)	Blackpool  - 7.50 Leop	3rd 5/6	-1.00	-£1.03
19	-4	013-d11	Hilly (4)	Dog Fox  - 4.00 Worc	Lost	-1.00	-£1.31
20	+1	210-01d	Storm Alert (3)	Bedtime Story  - 5.50 Leop	1st 1/16	0.06	-£1.62
21	-2	1231011	Andrew.in.Sweden (2)	Quietness  - 4.20 Sand	2nd 7/4	-1.00	-£2.00
22		113-d11	I am the one and only223 (5)	Bedtime Story  - 5.50 Leop	1st 1/16	0.06	-£2.05
23	+3	d010200	raspberrybottom (5)	Lil Guff  - 2.10 Sand	1st 100/30	3.33	-£5.47
24	-1	dd0-020	hulk23 (5)	Only Spoofing  - 7.30 Yarm	Lost	-1.00	-£8.68
25	-1	000000n	madhatter (2)	Do No Wrong  - 2.50 Worc	Lost	-1.00	-£8.75
26▼	-1	020-1dd	Wonder Boy (5)	Financer  - 4.15 Donc	2nd 3/1	-1.00	-£8.81
27▼	+2	102-020	youresomean (2)	Lil Guff  - 2.10 Sand	1st 100/30	3.33	-£8.84
28▼	-1	112-0d1	sparkygayle (4)	Surpass  - 6.50 Leop	3rd 5/6	-1.00	-£11.25
29▼	-1	002-030	pcgoody (1)	Flaming Stone  - 3.15 Sand	3rd 6/4	-1.00	-£11.55
30▼		030-003	timberman (4)	Follow Your Heart  - 2.00 Donc	Lost	-1.00	-£13.34

If you can't post to the forum you can always send an email to napscomp@gmail.com. Put the division name in the subject and your full forum name by itself on the first line. Put your selection on the second line - format should be the usual:
Nijinsky - 4.30 Plumpton. Please don't include personal information. My app will post to the forum whatever you include in the email.

Karmology - 7:50 York

Cheers lmlac

Red Maids - 3.00 Ascot

Ta, Imlach.

Nordic Passage - 7.10 Cork

cheers imlac

The sergeant hands him a stick and gestures to the training field.

"You'll have to use this, soldier. If you need to shoot someone, just aim your stick at them and shout 'Bangity bang-bang'. If someone gets too close to you, poke them in the gut with it as though it was a bayonette and shout 'Stabbity stab-stab'. Now get moving."

The soldier thinks this is pretty ridiculous, but to his surprise, when he aims his stick at a fellow trainee across the field and shouts "Bangity bang-bang!" the other soldier goes down in a theatrical display. Then, another trainee tries to run past him, so he pokes the guy in the ribs and shouts "Stabbity stab-stab!" and he too goes down, pretending to be dead.

So, the soldier starts running through the mock-battlefield, shouting "Bangity bang-bang" and occasionally "Stabbity-stab-stab", until eventually he realizes he's the last man standing.

He's feeling pretty proud of himself until another soldier rounds a corner and starts walking toward him. Slowly. Stiffly. Menacingly.

The soldier takes aim with his stick and shouts, "Bangity-bang-bang!"

But the other soldier doesn't go down this time. He keeps approaching, arms stiff at his sides, boots stomping aggressively into the ground.

The soldier begins to sweat. He clears his throat, adjusts grip on his stick and hollers, "Bangity bang-bang!"

But nothing happens. The other soldier keeps marching toward him.

Now the soldier panics. He pretends to reload his stick and desperately cries out, "Bangity bang-bang! Bangity bang-bang! Stabbity stab-stab!"

But to his dismay, nothing works.

Finally, the other soldier reaches him, kicks him in the shin and knocks him onto the ground.

He stands over the fallen soldier and says:

"Tankity tank-tank."

NEW GOLD DREAM
Red Force One 18:05 York  Cheers

Anzio
Ejaabiyah - 7.50 York
Thank you.

Jazz scene - 7.20 Chepstow

Earth Cry – 3:20 Uttoxeter

Thank’s Imlac

Via Email sent  • 26/07/2024 12:16:45



Oakley
Mutaawid -  15.35 Ascot

Hosaamm - 3.35 Ascot

Thanks Imlac

Ejaabiyah - 7.50 York
Ta

Due To Henry - 7.35 Sandown                       Thanks Imlac