PREMIER DIVISION SATURDAY 17th FEBRUARY

Iron Bridge - 3.15 Haydock
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POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		d0-0010	nawshan (3)	Pleasant Man  - 6.45 Wolv	Lost	-1.00	£18.93
2	+2	1n-2121	khyber kim	Nab Wood  - 1.55 Kelso	1st 7/4	1.75	£6.89
3	-1	0003131	sing when ur winning	Kaaranah  - 8.15 Wolv	Lost	-1.00	£6.42
4	-1	32-1111	Sir Rembrandt (4)	Primoz  - 2.25 Kelso	Lost	-1.00	£6.41
5	+1	0d12102	general custer (2)	Nab Wood  - 1.55 Kelso	1st 7/4	1.75	£5.69
6	+2	3d-1310	sparkygayle (2)	Empire Steel  - 3.25 Kelso	1st 2/1	2.00	£4.29
7	-2	1000003	tictacman1	Step Above  - 1.55 Kelso	3rd 9/1	-1.00	£4.00
8	+1	dd-0112	Aquarius (3)	Nab Wood  - 1.55 Kelso	1st 7/4	1.75	£3.30
9	-2	11-2110	ROVING REPORTER (3)	Good Time Ahead  - 1.40 Fake	3rd 11/4	-1.00	£2.63
10	+1	1d-2211	rob22 (3)	Secret Investor  - 4.15 Fake	1st 5/6	0.83	£0.55
11	-1	d1-d11n	look - it's snowing (2)	Farland  - 4.50 Fake	1st 4/9	0.44	£0.41
12		dd-1231	I am the one and only223 (4)	Special Rate  - 4.00 Kelso	1st 8/13	0.62	£0.29
13		21-dd11	posy (3)	Farland  - 4.50 Fake	1st 4/9	0.44	-£0.17
14		10-1131	Celeric (1)	Farland  - 4.50 Fake	1st 4/9	0.44	-£0.71
15	+1	1d-0231	soldieroffortune (2)	Farland  - 4.50 Fake	1st 4/9	0.44	-£1.53
16	-1	11-321d	Mr_Spreadsheet (3)	Tedtwo  - 2.25 Kelso	2nd 6/4	-1.00	-£2.21
17	+12	2000000	youresomean	El Hombre  - 4.40 Wolv	1st 11/1	11.00	-£3.00
18		31-10dd	Hilly (4)	Secret Investor  - 4.15 Fake	1st 5/6	0.83	-£3.09
19		11-d211	NEW GOLD DREAM (1)	Special Rate  - 4.00 Kelso	1st 8/13	0.62	-£3.40
20	-3	03-0300	The Dragon (3)	Hermes Le Gris  - 3.40 Fake	2nd 11/10	-1.00	-£4.50
21		1d-1010	Draw1 (4)	Farland  - 4.50 Fake	1st 4/9	0.44	-£4.73
22	+4	0030030	unluckyStu (1)	Green Power  - 8.15 Wolv	1st 7/2	3.50	-£4.80
23	-3	11-d232	old applejack (3)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.81
24	-2	0d-0331	learning thegame (4)	Hermes Le Gris  - 3.40 Fake	2nd 11/10	-1.00	-£7.31
25	-2	22101d1	Andrew.in.Sweden (2)	Hermes Le Gris  - 3.40 Fake	2nd 11/10	-1.00	-£7.41
26▼	-2	30-2221	Wonder Boy	Al Rufaa  - 6.45 Wolv	2nd 5/2	-1.00	-£8.08
27▼	-2	0302000	NonVintage	Enniscoffee  - 4.57 Dund	Lost	-1.00	-£9.25
28▼	-1	30-3020	JRAS	Al Rufaa  - 6.45 Wolv	2nd 5/2	-1.00	-£9.38
29▼	-1	0d-0001	onthehoy (1)	Tedtwo  - 2.25 Kelso	2nd 6/4	-1.00	-£10.38
▼		3d-0d0a	SontaranStratagem (2)	RETIRED

If you can't post to the forum you can always send an email to napscomp@gmail.com. Put the division name in the subject and your full forum name by itself on the first line. Put your selection on the second line - format should be the usual:
Nijinsky - 4.30 Plumpton. Please don't include personal information. My app will post to the forum whatever you include in the email.

ROVING REPORTER

Isaac Des Obeaux 16.25 haydock

Thanks

Planned Paradise 1.37 Haydock

Cheers

Alhattan - 5.00 Newcastle

cheers imlac

Recently a routine Gardai patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the Garda noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the Garda quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.

The Garda, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the Garda said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

Morning Imlac

Alhattan - 5.00 Newcastle

Thanks

Via Email sent  • 17/02/2024 10:05:42



Inthewaterside - 3.15 Ascot
General Custer

Thanks

Concert Boy - 7.00 Newcastle

Thanks

learning thegame

Alhatten - 5.00 Newcastle

Sir Rembrandt

Apple Away - 1.50 Ascot

NEW GOLD DREAM
Salver  14:10 Haydock   Cheers

L'Homme Presse - 3.36 Ascot

Vaguely Royal  - 7.15 Wolverhampton

Thanks Imlac

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Revells Hill - 3.00 Ascot