DIVISION 1 TUESDAY 8th AUGUST

Poppydog 5/2, five out of six, stays in second place
FatPunt 5/2, up three to third place

learning the game, Mr Spreadsheet, Storm Alert, I am the one and only223, SontaranStratagem, little bobby, Inside The Box and salmon spray scored with odds-on shots.

Well done all ten winners and best of luck to all on Tuesday.

Ice Max 2:50 Catterick

Thanks

la mallatiere
Golden Shot - 2.35 Ffos Las
Thanks s-t

O G Beachwear - 4.15 Ffos las

cheers S-T

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!' The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa;.......... Go home!

Fortismere
Dasho Lennie - 7.40 Ripon
Treesome
Winklevi - 4.00 Catterick
ta

Devil's Point - 3.05 Ffos Las

Inside The Box
O G Beachwear - 4.15 Ffos Las

Fleur De Mer  8.50 Chelmsford

Portcammon - 8.30 Roscommon

DubaiPrince

Golden Shot - 2.35 Ffos Las thanks

Shesadabber - 5.45 Catt

Thanks ST

Run Simba - 8.50 Chelmsford

ROVING REPORTER

Spanish Angel 20.10 Ripon

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