DIVISION 1 TUESDAY 30th MAY

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1▲		31dddd-	Dublo Seven (5)	Brooklyn Nine Nine - 4.48 Leic	Lost	-1.00	£13.00
2▲		122311-	NEW GOLD DREAM (2)	Whenthedealinsdone - 3.10 Wind	2nd 2/1	-1.00	£10.77
3▲		101ddd-	Fortismere (5)	No Selection		0.00	£8.75
4▲	+1	121110-	Optimize (4)	No Selection		0.00	£8.00
5▲	+2	11101n-	ROVING REPORTER (4)	Nine Tenths - 2.35 Wind	1st 5/4	1.25	£7.60
6	-2	000001-	Outside The Box (2)	Miss Cynthia - 5.25 Leic	Lost	-1.00	£7.48
7	-1	03d310-	khyber kim (3)	Miss Cynthia - 5.25 Leic	Lost	-1.00	£5.71
8		0310012	unluckyStu (1)	Pillar Of Hope - 4.00 Redcar	Lost	-1.00	£5.03
9	+1	n002d1-	Mr_Spreadsheet (2)	Hercule Du Seuil - 6.00 Ball	1st 2/1	2.00	£4.17
10	-1	d2n300-	Sir Rembrandt (5)	Dukeman - 4.36 Redcar	2nd 5/2	-1.00	£3.81
11		1d10000	sparkygayle (4)	Dee Star - 3.30 Cart	1st 85/40	2.12	£2.84
12		121121-	learning thegame (3)	Bearwith - 5.10 Redcar	1st 13/8	1.54	£2.22		** 5p R4
13		101122-	SontaranStratagem (4)	Nine Tenths - 2.35 Wind	1st 5/4	1.25	£1.68
14		113122-	racing green (1)	Bearwith - 5.10 Redcar	1st 13/8	1.54	£1.17		** 5p R4
15		020002-	Billposter (1)	No Selection		0.00	-£1.00
16	-1	103010-	suffolkpunch	Andaleep - 3.45 Wind	Lost	-1.00	-£2.00
17	+1	dd2020-	hoof hearted (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£2.32
18	-1	2011100	onthehoy (1)	Kingfast - 3.50 Hunt	Lost	-1.00	-£2.67
19	+1	111211-	salmon spray (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£3.81
20	-1	12n111-	I am the one and only223 (4)	G'Daay - 4.15 Leic	Lost	-1.00	-£4.32
21		00d0103	general custer (4)	Alghazaal - 2.05 Hunt	Lost	-1.00	-£5.32
22	+1	d001dd-	youresomean (4)	Nine Tenths - 2.35 Wind	1st 5/4	1.25	-£5.50
23	-1	2000000	bluenose7 (1)	Coloane - 4.51 Wind	Lost	-1.00	-£7.50
24		2311dd-	china castle (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£7.64
25	+1	00130d-	kkkatt (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£9.25
26▼	+2	2d3d122	look - it's snowing (3)	Nine Tenths - 2.35 Wind	1st 5/4	1.25	-£9.30
27▼	-2	dd31211	FatPunt (5)	Andaleep - 3.45 Wind	Lost	-1.00	-£10.10
28▼	-1	0d00a2-	Monte Christo (5)	No Selection		-1.00	-£11.50
29▼		000000-	Treesome (2)	Whenthedealinsdone - 3.10 Wind	2nd 2/1	-1.00	-£14.00
30▼		0300000	Imnotmean	Barlow Barlow - 3.05 Leic	Lost	-1.00	-£23.25

Sir Rembrandt

Ocean Runner - 1.55 Leicester

Tipperary Moon - 8.25 Nottingham

Thanks, ST.

Royal Prospect - 4.55 Redcar

cheers S-T

Doug had a week off and decided to play golf every day. Monday morning,
he found himself paired with an attractive woman, Hilary, who turned out
to be a very good golfer.

They started with a few casual bets, but by the back nine it was a
full-blown competition.

On the 18th green, Hilary, sank her long birdie putt for the win. Doug
congratulated her and paid off his losses.

Hilary asked for a ride home and, on the way, told him, 'You know, Doug,
haven't enjoyed myself so much on the golf course in a long time. In fact,
pull over so I can express my appreciation.'

He did, they kissed, and one thing led to another and soon she gave him the
best oral sex he'd ever had.

The next morning, they met again on the first tee and played together
again. They had another magnificent day, enjoying each other's company and
playing tight, competitive golf.

Again Hilary beat him, but she also showed her appreciation on the drive
home. This went on all week, with Doug narrowly losing every day, his male
ego bruised, but not unhappy.

On Friday's drive home, Doug said, 'Hilary, you've been great to be with
all this week and tonight I'd like to return the favour. I made reservations
at the best restaurant in town for us and reserved the penthouse suite at
the best hotel. What do you say?'

Hilary burst into tears. 'I can't!'

'What?  Why not?' he asked.

'Because,' she sobbed, 'I'm in the middle of a sex change and the doctor
hasn't completed that part of me yet!'

'What?!' Aghast, Doug swerved off the road, screeched to a stop and cursed
madly, overcome with emotion.

'I'm so sorry,' says Hilary, 'You have a right to be angry with me.'

'You bastard!' Doug screamed, his face bright red.  'You cheating bastard!
All week long you've been playing off the ladies tees!'

Dublo Seven
Barging Thru - 4.10 Brighton

Fortismere
Tipperary Moon - 8.25 Nottingham

Treesome
Major Gatsby - 5.10 Brighton
ta

17:45 Tipperary - Supersonic Man

Cheers ST

Sherodan - 5:00 Ballinrobe.
Thanks.

Impressive Act - 2.30 Leicester

Martins Brig   4-55 Redcar

Ower Starlight - 15:10 Brighton

Thanks Swift-Tuttle

Spirit Of Breeze - 8.10 Lingfield

Thanks S-T

Imnotmean

Eleven Eleven 8.25 Nottingham

Thanks