DIVISION 1 MONDAY 3rd APRIL

Outside The Box 9/2 into second place

Well done and best of luck to all on Monday.

Sea Flawless 2:45 Lingfield

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Sir Rembrandt

Dibble Decker - 3.00 Ludlow

Hardy Fella 3.30 Ludlow

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la renommee - 2.00 lud

Sea Flawless - 2.45 Lingfield

cheers S-T

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with F@nny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession... I've had sex with F@nny Green twice a week for the past two months.'

This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this F@nny Green?' 'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied. ‘Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that F@nny Green?' The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just the reflection from her shoes'…

Fix At All - 4.30 Ludlow

Sir Rodneyredblood - 5.15 Lingfield

Gaye Legacy   1-30 Ludlow

Hardy Fella - 3.30 Ludlow

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Outside The Box
Ron O - 7.30 Newcastle

Good afternoon S-T

Sir Rodney Redblood - 5.15 Lingfield

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Pockley - 19:30 Newcastle

Thanks Swift-Tuttle