DIVISION 1 FRIDAY 4th NOVEMBER

Nijinsky

Guest List - 5.45 Newc

Thanks st

Outlaw Peter - 12.40 Exeter
Thank you.

No odds-against winners today unfortunately.

Odds-on winners included sparkygayle (8/13), little bobby (1/3), Hilly (5/6), SontaranStratagem (8/13), unluckyStu (1/9), posy (5/6), pcgoody (8/13), alist5 (1/9), leftside (8/13) and Outside the Box (1/4).

Hard luck for barstool who saw a 12/1 shot finish in second place beaten a neck.

Early days FatPunt, early days.

Well done all ten winners and best of luck to all on Friday.

Tara Iti - 4.00 Fontwell

American Mike - 12.20 Down royal

cheers S-T

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria : "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze"

"The first is that I iron better than you"
Wife : "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria : "Jor huzban he say so"
Wife : "Oh yeah?"

Maria : "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you"

Wife : "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria : "Jor hozban did"
Wife, increasingly agitated : "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria : "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed"

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth

Wife : "My husband said THAT??"
Maria : "No Señora....the gardener did"

Wife : "How much do you want?"

Thyme Hill - 2.25 Exeter

leftside

Champagne Problem - 1.30 Down Royal

learning thegame

Pied Piper - 2.05 Down Royal

NEW GOLD DREAM                
Abruzzo Mia 16:45 Newcastle Cheers

Exeter 1.50

My Belle Noire.

Royale Dance - 1:23 Hexham

Outside The Box
Kisses For Katie - 12.30 Fontwell
mailed at 11:17

Dont Tell Claire - Dundalk 7.30

Tara Iti - 4.00 Fontwell                            Thanks Swifty

swifty I hope all is well.

Kentish Man has posted his selection for today on the Prem thread, I just didn’t want you to miss it.

unluckyStu
Golden Rainbow  - 6.15 Newcastle
Thanks Swifty