PREMIER DIVISION WEDNESDAY 26th JANUARY

Aucunrisque - 3.50 Wincanton

It's Good To Laugh - 2.40 Catterick

Sir Rembrandt

Knickerbockerglory - 3.50 Wincanton

ta

Ahead of the pack today was panglima notching a 5/2 first place.

NB were tangerine  and Cloughie1 , both with a 9/4 winner.

Also worth mentioning in dispatches were little.bobby , Wonder Boy  and BinocularsNotNeeded who moves into top spot , all with a 7/4 score.


Division profit for the day = £6.20

Well done all winners. Good luck tomorrow.

Get Your Own - 2.10 Catterick

cheers imlac

A Scottish couple took in a 22 year old female student as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire on account of the cold.
"Monday would be the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair.
She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains, so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday, when the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl.
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before."
"I know," he said.... "but the bl00dy darts team hadn't!"

Danny Kirwan - 2.20 Wincanton

Wonder Boy
Silastar - 1.30 Lingfield
ta

Dirty Martini - 3.00 Lingfield

Good luck all

For Panglima

Aire Valley Lad - 3.40 Catt

Thanks

Minella Plus - 3.10 Catterick

BinocularsNotNeeded

Aucunrisque -3.50 Wincanton

DubaiPrince

Its Good To Laugh - 2.40 Catterick

shearer2therestcue

Mobahrin - 4.00 Lingfield thanks

Aire Valley Lad - 3.40 Catterick

Thanks

Extracurricular - 4.30 Kempton

Thanks.

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soldieroffortune
Its Good To Laugh - 2.40 Catterick