PREMIER DIVISION WEDNESDAY 8th DECEMBER

Today's best was Cloughie1 who scores with Lady Of The Night at 5/1 and moves to the top.

Then we have posy who jumps 8 places into 7th  and smirnoff2therescue who jumps 9 places into 9th , both chalking up a 5/2 win.

Other positive results were tangerine  and hoof hearted who jumps 10 places into 15th , both bagging an 11/8 winner.

Making further gains were little.bobby  and Wonder Boy , both with a 6/5 success.


little.bobby(5) maintains his unbeaten run

Division profit for the day = £1.16

Well done all winners. Good luck tomorrow.

AAZZA 13:20 Hexham  Cheers

Aazza - 1.20 Hexham

cheers imlac

Three Labrador retrievers - brown, yellow and black - are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?"

The brown lab replies, "I'm a pi$$er. I pi$$ on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pi$$ed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything." He then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?"

The yellow lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab enquired.

"Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said. The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the vet's office for.

"I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away."

The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"

The black lab says, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."

Sallagh - 1.20 Hexham

Induno 3.30 Lin

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Ten Past Midnight - 2.00 Lingfield

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Square Viviani – 12:50 Hexham

Flaming Glory - 12.50 Hexham

BinocularsNotNeeded

Aazza - 1.20 Hexham

DubaiPrince

Western Writer - 5.30 Kempton

shearer2therestcue

Sea Speedwell - 6.00 Kempton thanks

Morning Imlac

Aazza - 1.20 Hexham

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Harriets Force- 5.15 Dundalk.

Thanks lmlac.

May Night - 7.00 Kempton

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