PREMIER DIVISION TUESDAY 18th MAY

Finistere - 4.55 Huntingdon

ta

Lots of winners today, though the only one at decent odds was tangerine who jumps 14 places into 12th pulling off a 4/1 touch.


I am the one and only223(9) and salmon spray(5) both maintain their unbeaten runs

15 winners today compared to 10 losers.

Well done all winners. Good luck tomorrow.

Boomshalaa - 3.05 Wolvhmptn

cheers imlac

Frank and Fiona were making passionate love in Frank's van when suddenly Fiona,

who was a bit on the kinky side,

and had just read "50 shades of grey",  yells out,

"Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!"


Frank, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, opened the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Fiona until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.


About a week later Fiona notices that the marks left by the whipping session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.

The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks: "Did you get these marks having sex?"

Fiona a little too embarrassed that she had even had sex with Frank, let alone allowed him to indulge in her own kinky desires, eventually admits, "Yes I did."


Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims: "I thought so because in all my years as a doctor you've got the worst case of

van aerial disease that I've ever seen."

Sod's Law-3.45 Sligo.

Thanks lmlac, and for putting up yesterday's.

Deny Knowledge - 2.45 Brighton

thanks

Boomshalaa - 3.05 Wolverhampton

Wonder Boy
Widaad - 3.20 Brighton
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Via Email sent  • 18/05/2021 12:10:25

Kentish Man
Antey - 5.10 Limerick.
Thank you.

Afternoon Imlac

Boomshalaa - 3.05 Wolverhampton

Thanks

Via Email sent  • 18/05/2021 13:08:04

SilverBuck1

Boomshalaa - 3.05 Wolverhampton

SkyAtlantic

Boomshalaa - 3.05 Wolverhampton 

Finistere 4.55 Huntingdon.

Gameface  6.35 Hexham