PREMIER DIVISION WEDNESDAY 28th APRIL

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		0021300	stewarts rise (1)	Hi Ho Silver  - 4.25 Yarm	3rd 3/1	-1.00	£3.50
2		31002-0	youresomean (2)	Mostly  - 3.55 Nott	Lost	-1.00	£1.00
3	+2	23121-3	posy (5)	No Selection		0.00	£0.22
4	-1	21020-0	foxy (2)	Allaho  - 5.25 Punch	2nd 6/4	-1.00	-£0.12
5	-1	1100000	qqking.	Nube Negra  - 5.25 Punch	3rd 6/1	-1.00	-£0.67
6		2200303	Optimize (1)	Magic Tricks  - 4.50 Punch	Lost	-1.00	-£1.47
7		11200-0	Kenny Tw@t (5)	Exit Poll  - 4.50 Punch	Lost	-1.00	-£1.49
8		11101-2	Draw1 (5)	Freyja  - 3.55 Nott	2nd 13/2	-1.00	-£2.48
9		12d11-1	halcyon days (1)	Aweemaweh  - 4.05 Brig	3rd 13/8	-1.00	-£2.76
10		31303-0	Wonder Boy (1)	Evening Song  - 2.50 Nott	Lost	-1.00	-£3.08
11		31101-d	alist5. (5)	Ladywood  - 1.00 Yarm	Lost	-1.00	-£3.67
12		11d01-d	Kentish Man (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£3.83
13		11d11-1	hoof hearted (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.44
14		32012-0	feastorfamine (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.58
15	+2	31d01-d	SilverBuck1 (3)	Echoes In Rain  - 4.15 Punch	1st 8/13	0.62	-£4.64
16		21111-3	I am the one and only223 (5)	Noman  - 7.15 Ayr	1st 1/9	0.11	-£4.88
17	+1	11d01-d	soldieroffortune (5)	Noman  - 7.15 Ayr	1st 1/9	0.11	-£5.21
18	+1	21d01-d	BinocularsNotNeeded (3)	No Selection		0.00	-£5.66
19	-4	010n2-0	motseel (1)	Byzantia  - 3.15 Yarm	Lost	-1.00	-£5.93
20		11d01-d	DubaiPrince (3)	Noman  - 7.15 Ayr	1st 1/9	0.11	-£6.03
21		21d01-d	SkyAtlantic (3)	Noman  - 7.15 Ayr	1st 1/9	0.11	-£6.47
22	+1	2110d-3	potlessagain (4)	Noman  - 7.15 Ayr	1st 1/9	0.11	-£7.17
23	+1	d1d01-3	Moose (4)	Echoes In Rain  - 4.15 Punch	1st 8/13	0.62	-£7.41
24	+5	0330003	shearer2therestcue (1)	Jazzaway  - 4.50 Punch	1st 10/1	10.00	-£7.97
25	-3	13d01-d	salmon spray (3)	Allaho  - 5.25 Punch	2nd 6/4	-1.00	-£8.09
26▼	-1	1n00101	acey deucy (5)	Envoi Allen  - 6.30 Punch	Lost	-1.00	-£9.09
27▼	-1	21d11-3	rob22 (3)	Monkfish  - 6.30 Punch	2nd 10/11	-1.00	-£9.64
28▼	-1	02021-0	china castle (5)	Headley George  - 4.35 Ling	2nd 2/1	-1.00	-£12.25
29▼	-1	023d2-d	The Sawyer (5)	Allaho  - 5.25 Punch	2nd 6/4	-1.00	-£14.25
30▼		02300-2	Treesome	Hong Kong Harry  - 7.45 Ayr	1st 5/2	2.50	-£16.25

If you can't post to the forum you can always send an email to napscomp@gmail.com. Put the division name in the subject and your full forum name by itself on the first line. Put your selection on the second line - format should be the usual:
Nijinski - 4.30 Plumpton. Please don't include personal information. My app will post to the forum whatever you include in the email.

delta bay - 2.10 a

Excel Power - 6.20 Brighton

cheers imlac

Three Labrador retrievers - brown, yellow and black - are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?"

The brown lab replies, "I'm a pi$$er. I pi$$ on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pi$$ed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything." He then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?"

The yellow lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab enquired.

"Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said. The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the vet's office for.

"I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away."

The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"

The black lab says, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."

Decimation 450 punchestown please

Sir Gerhard - 6.30 Punchestown

Treesome
Haqeeqy - 3.55 Ascot
Wonder Boy
Han Solo Berger - 4.30 Ascot
ta

Rose Hip  4.30 Ascot

Zeimaam - 2.35 Pontefract

thanks

De Little Engine - 5.45 Brighton

Thanks Imlac

Via Email sent  • 28/04/2021 14:52:46

Rob22


Haqeeqy-3.55 Ascot    Thanks Imlac


 

Clan Des Obeaux 5.55 Punchestown.

Afternoon Imlac

Excel Power - 6.20 Brighton

Thanks

To replace non-runner

Raajihah - 7.45 Chelmsford

Thanks Imlac