PREMIER DIVISION WEDNESDAY 14th APRIL

Biggest price of the day was grabbed by alist5. who jumps 10 places into 9th chalking up a 15/8 win.

Well done all winners. Good luck tomorrow.

Loss on the day £18.51


You always seem to forget when it's a loss Imlac
HTH

Faivoir - 1.30 Cheltenhm   

cheers imlac

53,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a 'Geordies Are Not Stupid' convention.
Alan Shearer addresses the crowd 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid.
Can I have a volunteer please?'

Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

Shearer asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?' After 15 or 20 seconds Gazza says, 'Eighteen!'

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then the Geordies start chanting, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Shearer says 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.
So he asks 'What is 5 plus 5?' After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, 'Ninety?'

Shearer looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Gazza starts crying.
But then the 53,000 Geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, 'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'

Shearer, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says,

'What is 2 plus 2? 'Silence hangs over the stadium. Gazza closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'

Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Geordie crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream

'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'

223 that's the funniest story I've read in years...can't stop laughing

Faivoir - 1.30 Cheltenham

Treesome
Global Giant - 3.00 Newmarket
Wonder Boy
Final Fantasy - 7.15 Kempton
ta

Lope Y Fernandez - 3.45 Leopardstown

Via Email sent  • 14/04/2021 11:27:19

Kentish Man
Favour - 1.30 Cheltenham.
Thank you.

Going Places - 1.50 Newmarket

thanks

Pym - 2.05 Cheltenham

thank you

Roxette 530 leopardstown please

Jawwaal- 4.00 Beverly

Thanks lmlac.

Coo Star Sivola-4.25 Cheltenham

Much obliged.

Nellie Moon - 5.15 Kempton                            Thanks Imlac