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The taxi that picked me up and arrived dead on time was TW Cabs and it’s driver Reged who looked to be on a downer on this last day of August insisted I was to be blindfolded for this visit to the premier palace.
On arrival a transvestite going by the name of Scissors cut away my blindfold and binoculars were not needed to see the disappointment on his face after he lost the title by a little more than a Country mile. Just outside the grand entrance by the wrought iron gate sat a beggar who asked me if I had some loose change to spare for a hot-pot, he stared up at me with his hands cupped and begged please, please I am desperate. He repeated his plea and I realised he hadn’t said hot-pot he was begging for a place-pot ffs. He had more than a canny resemblance to Hongkongfuey who had suffered a mighty fall from grace. I remembered days from years gone by and thought this was my chance, so I bent down and gave him a dead leg in each leg and said “take that you bastard” and then burnt a £20 note in front of his eyes. This place was a far cry from Reginald street on Desolation Row and I couldn’t help but spare a thought for ex popular settler Shanelee who is currently living there in a damp cold rusty corrugated shed and was last seen burning his form books to keep warm. I should really take him a blanket as I remember when I was hungry and he was in a decent place he kindly took me and my family in his home and fed us well......then again I can’t be arsed. In the next room I could hear a voice talking and talking and talking so I looked through the window and behind bars I spied a sad figure of a man and he started shouting abuse at me , I assumed this to be Tommy Robinson. Next I arrived at the “Members Only” bookmakers and at the front of the queue was a man dressed as a Soldier picking up his winnings from a successful £1.00 7 horse accumulator , he seemed overjoyed with his £9.50 returns. Next in line at the “Collect” counter a man with a golden handle cane in one hand and a odds on bible in the other was collecting a wad of notes after successfully backing a 16/1 winner and when the stunning topless blonde with the big boobs said well done Mr Spray it was then I knew I was dreaming. Oh well maybe next month China? |
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Medicine Jack - 4.50 Cork
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Very good pete
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Cheers Salmon I must explain my mate HKF was a little hard bastard when he was in his youth and many a day passed outside Reg Boyle bookmakers stood outside listening to the tannoy hoping for success with our tanner up and down doubles and HKF was a bad loser so would take his frustration out on his mates getting us all in the Boston Crab and inflicting pain on us with knuckles that would leave us with dead legs. He is way past his fighting days now struggling even to play walking football.
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BinocularsNotNeeded
Spanish Angel - 2.30 Brighton thanks |
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Those were the days Petemac .Most opponents had to submit to my Jacky Pallo boston crab.Even
scruffy Jock Its my horses that are running like crabs now though. ![]() |
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What happened at Beverley HKF sideways or backwards ? I thought the fav was damn unlucky in the bullet , jockey had loads of horse left but got stopped when trying to put foot down twice. Defo would have won.
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Just got back Pete. All had a great time.We had rooms in a pub called
The Game Bird in Beverley,really nice.They only have five rooms,we have provisionally booked three of them for next years Bullet.I thought two very unlucky horses yesterday were Tis Marvellous and Bowson Fred |
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Ooops imlac
Posted on Prem Final thread —— 01 Sep 19 10:39 Go Another One - 2:40 worcs Thank you imlac |
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Jackie Pallo was in an episode of The Avengers ..
Cathy Peel fought him in a cemetery and knocked him into a freshly dug grave .. unfortunately he hit the shovel and knocked himself spark out !! They left the clip in the programme as it was so realistic ![]() |
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the jean genie-4.30 brighton
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Go Another One - 2.40 Worcester |
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la mallatiere
Go Another One 2.40 Worcester Thanks Imlac |