PREMIER DIVISION THURSDAY 21st JUNE

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		213d-01	LordyLordy (3)	Shades Of Blue  - 2.30 Asc	3rd 5/1	-1.00	£11.26
2	+3	2221303	SkyAtlantic	Aljazzi  - 3.40 Asc	1st 9/2	4.50	£7.44
3	-1	1112213	SilverBuck1	Hydrangea  - 3.40 Asc	Lost	-1.00	£6.14
4	-1	1211-11	Pretend Friend	Sense Of Belonging  - 2.10 Ham	3rd 4/7	-1.00	£3.88
5	+9	01d2-dd	Kenny Tw@t        (5)	Lady Bergamot  - 8.10 Chelm	1st 9/2	4.50	£3.63
6	-2	010d-01	Dirac Comb (3)	Arbalet  - 5.35 Asc	Lost	-1.00	£3.33
7	-1	d00102d	pumphol. (3)	Cracksman  - 4.20 Asc	2nd 2/5	-1.00	£1.50
8	-1	00dd-d1	warrick hunt (5)	No Selection		0.00	£0.73
9	+3	1100-d2	I am the one and only223 (2)	Blagapar  - 4.05 Uttox	1st 2/5	0.40	-£0.12
10	-2	200d-03	mini me (3)	Hydrangea  - 3.40 Asc	Lost	-1.00	-£0.35
11		d1d1-12	grey shark (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£0.39
12	-3	d111-10	soldieroffortune (3)	Cracksman  - 4.20 Asc	2nd 2/5	-1.00	-£0.47
13	+11	0n00201	SkintofGreatYarmouth (3)	Ready And Able  - 4.45 Uttox	1st 3/1	3.00	-£0.50
14	-4	1111-12	Kentish Man (2)	Sense Of Belonging  - 2.10 Ham	3rd 4/7	-1.00	-£0.65
15	+1	d111-10	learning thegame (4)	Blagapar  - 4.05 Uttox	1st 2/5	0.40	-£0.92
16	-3	2011-21	BinocularsNotNeeded	Wishfull Dreaming  - 3.30 Uttox	Lost	-1.00	-£1.70
17	+3	002d-10	WeeJimmyMcTavish (3)	Blagapar  - 4.05 Uttox	1st 2/5	0.40	-£1.99
18	-3	1120-20	Reged (1)	Hydrangea  - 3.40 Asc	Lost	-1.00	-£2.20
19	-2	122d-10	healing hands (3)	Raising Sand  - 5.00 Asc	Lost	-1.00	-£2.35
20	+1	d0d0-n1	JBNAY (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£2.50
21	-3	dd12211	hoof hearted (3)	Cracksman  - 4.20 Asc	2nd 2/5	-1.00	-£3.14
22	-3	d111-13	Draw1 (4)	Cracksman  - 4.20 Asc	2nd 2/5	-1.00	-£3.23
23	-1	d11d-1d	DubaiPrince (3)	Cracksman  - 4.20 Asc	2nd 2/5	-1.00	-£3.56
24	-1	0120-12	motseel	Tomyris  - 3.40 Asc	Lost	-1.00	-£4.21
25		d112-12	deadbrain59 (4)	Cracksman  - 4.20 Asc	2nd 2/5	-1.00	-£5.01
26▼		11d1-02	general custer (5)	Cracksman  - 4.20 Asc	2nd 2/5	-1.00	-£5.20
27▼		10dd-d0	ad hoc shouldve won a national (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£7.80
28▼		d023-d0	The Sawyer (3)	Captain Mowbray  - 5.20 Uttox	Lost	-1.00	-£11.38
29▼		dddd-dd	Da Special (5)	No Selection		-1.00	-£12.00
30▼		3020000	panglima (1)	Barton Knoll  - 4.45 Uttox	Lost	-1.00	-£17.00

If you can't post to the forum you can always send an email to napscomp@gmail.com. Put the division name in the subject and your forum name on the first line. Selection format should be the usual:
Nijinski - 4.30 Plumpton

SilverBuck1 • June 19, 2018 9:36 AM BST

THUR- Stradivarius - 4.20 Ascot
FRI - Fairyland - 2.30 Ascot
SAT - Crystal Ocean - 3.05 Ascot

Big Time Maybe 6.20 ling.  Thank you.

For Panglima

Ostilio - 5.00 Ascot

Thanks

Morning Imlac

Big Time Maybe - 6.20 Lingfield

Thanks

Sun Maiden - 3:40 Ascot

thanks

Olympic Odyssey - 5.40 Ripon

Cheers imlac

Doug had a week off and decided to play golf every day. Monday morning,
he found himself paired with an attractive woman, Hilary, who turned out
to be a very good golfer.

They started with a few casual bets, but by the back nine it was a
full-blown competition.

On the 18th green, Hilary, sank her long birdie putt for the win. Doug
congratulated her and paid off his losses.

Hilary asked for a ride home and, on the way, told him, 'You know, Doug,
haven't enjoyed myself so much on the golf course in a long time. In fact,
pull over so I can express my appreciation.'

He did, they kissed, and one thing led to another and soon she gave him the
best oral sex he'd ever had.

The next morning, they met again on the first tee and played together
again. They had another magnificent day, enjoying each other's company and
playing tight, competitive golf.

Again Hilary beat him, but she also showed her appreciation on the drive
home. This went on all week, with Doug narrowly losing every day, his male
ego bruised, but not unhappy.

On Friday's drive home, Doug said, 'Hilary, you've been great to be with
all this week and tonight I'd like to return the favour. I made reservations
at the best restaurant in town for us and reserved the penthouse suite at
the best hotel. What do you say?'

Hilary burst into tears. 'I can't!'

'What?  Why not?' he asked.

'Because,' she sobbed, 'I'm in the middle of a sex change and the doctor
hasn't completed that part of me yet!'

'What?!' Aghast, Doug swerved off the road, screeched to a stop and cursed
madly, overcome with emotion.

'I'm so sorry,' says Hilary, 'You have a right to be angry with me.'

'You bastard!' Doug screamed, his face bright red.  'You cheating bastard!
All week long you've been playing off the ladies tees!'

healing hands

Downdraft - 5.35 Ascot

mini me

National Army - 3.05 Ascot

Dirac Comb

Corrosive - 5.00 Ascot

LordyLordy

Land Force - 2.30 Ascot

WeeJimmyMcTavish

Sun Maiden - 3.40 Ascot

Cheers

Ostilio 5.00 Ascot.

The Sawyer

Butlergrove King - 7.15 Ffos las

Christopher Robin - 8.05 Leopardstown
Thanks