DIVISION 1 THURSDAY 29 SEPTEMBER

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1▲		2000-n1	i_agree_with_nick (5)	Dance Teacher - 1.50 Salisbury	lost	-1.00	£21.50
2▲		1111122	WeeJimmyMcTavish (4)	No Selection		0.00	£11.19
3▲	+10	0101122	Rimmer (4)	Mucho Applause - 2.20 Salisbury	won 7/1	7.00	£5.81
4▲	-1	1011122	Occam's Razor (4)	No Selection		0.00	£4.76
5▲	+2	0001-21	Aquarius (3)	Court King - 4.50 Bangor	won 9/4	2.25	£4.75
6	+4	201d-dd	posy (4)	Iballisticvin - 8.40 Kempton	won 5/2	2.50	£3.83
7	-1	1211122	Red Bloom (4)	No Selection		0.00	£2.93
8	-4	ddd0013	youresomean (5)	Wynford - 5.00 Salisbury	3rd 11/4	-1.00	£2.25
8		0003-2d	josh monk (5)	No Selection		0.00	£2.25
10	-5	1120-21	majorupshotbagley	Eqtiraan - 2.50 Salisbury	lost	-1.00	£2.19
11	-2	211d-02	Draw1 (3)	Whatsthatallabout - 3.45 Bangor	won 4/7	0.57	£2.18
12	-1	1110-21	twm (5)	Dubai One - 6.40 Kempton	won 4/5	0.80	£0.45
13	+2	0120222	scissors (3)	Draycott Place - 3:35 Sligo	won 13/8	1.62	-£0.88
14	-2	1120-d1	dukeofpuke (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£1.10
15	-1	110d-20	Reged (1)	Parfait - 1.50 Salisbury	lost	-1.00	-£3.25
16		1203-0d	Markyacard (5)	Fiftyshadesfreed - 8.10 Kempton	lost	-1.00	-£4.08
17	+1	1100-01	big_keef (2)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.32
18	+1	1120-dd	I am the one and only223 (5)	Sizing Coal - 4.45 Sligo	won 9/10	0.90	-£4.55
19	-2	2020-12	Ricky Santini (5)	Charlies Mate - 8.10 Kempton	3rd 5/2	-1.00	-£4.90
20		1021122	LordyLordy (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£5.54
21	+2	1d00-0d	JRAS (2)	Timeless Flight - 7.40 Kempton	won 6/5	1.20	-£6.30
22		1021-0d	DubaiPrince (1)	Whatsthatallabout - 3.45 Bangor	won 4/7	0.57	-£6.68
23	-2	2101122	Schrödinger's Cat (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£7.11
24	+1	012d-01	Hilly (5)	Whatsthatallabout - 3.45 Bangor	won 4/7	0.57	-£7.15
25	-1	1001122	Horny38DD (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£7.72
26▼		2220-0d	FCH (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£8.00
27▼		20010d1	theres only on best tonic (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£9.70
28▼		4003003	Gorgeous George (3)	Rainbow Orse - 5.10 Nottingham	lost	-1.00	-£15.80
29▼		20002d0	DFCIRONMAN (1)	Master Ally - 4.50 Bangor	2nd 8/1	-1.00	-£20.00
30▼		02000n0	unluckyStu	Ancient Astronaut - 4.40 Nottingham	lost	-1.00	-£25.00

Peter The Mayo Man - 2.00 Warwick
Cheers

For Draw 1 .....

Peter The Mayo Man - 2.00 Warwick

Rebel Heart - 150 Brighton

Good morning China

Intense Starlet - 5.25 Newcastle

Thanks

Rimmer

Swallow Street - 5.40 Chelmsford

Horny38DD

Cartwright - 3.50 Newcastle

Wee JimmyMcTavish

Daveys Dilemma - 2.10 Newcastle

Schrödinger's Cat

Creative Talent - 1.55 Clonmel

Occam's Razor   

Peter The Mayo Man - 2.00 Warwick

LordyLordy

Wholestone - 2.30 Warwick

Red Bloom

Bridge Of Sighs - 2.50 Brighton

Cheers

Barnaby Brook - 3.25 Brig


Thanks China.  Good luck all.


Three women walking along the beach noticed a man with no arms and no legs sunbathing. Feeling sorry for the poor guy, the first woman said "Hi,have you ever been kissed?"
He replied, "no madam I haven't"

So she got down on her knees and kissed him passionately and deeply and said, "Did you like that?"
"Thank you that's the best thing that has ever happened to me" he replied

The second woman also felt great sympathy for the poor guy with no arms and no legs. She went over to him and asked,"Have you ever kissed a woman's breasts?"
He replied, "no madam I haven't"
So she got down on her knees, dropped her top and let him kiss her breasts. She said, "Did you like that?"
"Thank you that's now the best thing that has ever happened to me" he replied

The third woman approached and asked," Have you ever been f*cked?"
He replied in a thick voice, "No madam I haven't"
She said, "Well you are now mate - the tide's coming in!"

Come On Laurie - 4.45 Warwick


Cheers CC

Hi posy

josh posted this on Saturday as he is away this week , not sure if he's back tomorrow. I'm sure you are allowed to post a selection from the 5 day declarations if you are going to be away.

Solveig's Song 2.50 Brighton

thanks and good luck

Commanche - 9:10 chelm
Thankee Chinee .

Frank The Barber - 5.25 Newcastle

cheers

Understood, thanks China.

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