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Shanelee1966
31 Mar 16 21:55
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1 - You have to choose 1 horse each day. Winners will be returned at SP/Industry Prices and stake is 1 point. If no SP/Industry Price is returned winning selections will be settled as non-runners. Subject to Rule 8, failure to post will be deemed a Non Selection and 1 point will be deducted.

2 - All UK and Irish races are eligible along with the Dubai Festival and the Sunday Arc de Triomphe meet.

3 - Selections must be posted AT LEAST 1 hour before your selected race. Failure to comply will result in the selection being declared Invalid and treated as a Non Selection.

4 - Selections may be changed as long as it is at least 1hr prior to the original race OR if the selection is a NR or deemed invalid ( Rule 3 MUST still be adhered to).

5 - Rule 4 and Dead Heat rules will apply to SP/Industry Prices.

6 - Sunday selections will be optional unless it is the last day of the month. On optional Sundays there will be no deductions for non-posters and Rule 8 will not apply.

7 - LAST DAY RULES for the last day of the month : all selections must be made BY THE SCHEDULED OFF TIME OF THE FIRST RACE of the day, you can't choose a horse already selected by another competitor in the same division, and only named horses are allowed.

8 - On any day that a competitor does not post (excluding Sundays and final days) they will automatically revert to a Rest Day, which will be settled as an optional day Non selection. However, once the total of such Rest Days for a month reaches 5, further days when no selections are made in that month will be classed as a losing No selection. You may if you wish have someone post naps on your behalf for holidays etc.

9 - Reserve selections will only be allowed to cover the possibility of a meeting being abandoned.

10 - In the event of a tie the person who has used least "instructions" (ie Rest days) will be deemed to finish above the person they have tied with.

11 - In the event of a major Betfair upgrade which may affect the ability to post on the Forum before racing starts that day will have Sunday rules applied (ie. no deduction for non-posters).

12 - Quite often, things can crop up that aren`t strictly covered by the above rules (grey areas) in these instances please abide by the individual settler`s decision/ruling.
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Report TheNorfolkMafia March 31, 2016 11:30 PM BST
Is this a f*cking April Fools' Day joke?
Report TheNorfolkMafia March 31, 2016 11:55 PM BST
Skinto,

Double Whammy - 2.40 Wetherby
Report unluckyStu April 1, 2016 6:11 AM BST
Bertenbar - 4.35 Fontwell

Thanks Shane
Report alist5. April 1, 2016 7:42 AM BST
de blacksmith - 3.25 f
Report hoof hearted April 1, 2016 8:55 AM BST
Light entertainment  - 2.50 Fontwell

Thanks
Report khyber kim April 1, 2016 8:58 AM BST
Hell's Kitchen 1.50 Nb

Ta
Report learning thegame April 1, 2016 9:25 AM BST
For Draw 1 ....

Hells Kitchen - 1.50 Newbury
Report Shanelee1966 April 1, 2016 9:26 AM BST
Welcome aboard Skinto Shocked
Report learning thegame April 1, 2016 9:27 AM BST
Jamhoori - 2.35 Lingfield
Report TheNorfolkMafia April 1, 2016 9:37 AM BST
Shanelee1966 • April 1, 2016 9:26 AM BST
Welcome aboard Skinto Shocked


Thank you!

It's really wonderful being surrounded by so many f*cking cretins!

Cry
Report salmon spray April 1, 2016 9:44 AM BST
Surely there is a penalty for being obnoxious     Confused
- £10 as a suggestion
Report salmon spray April 1, 2016 9:45 AM BST
Railway Dillon - 5.00 Wetherby
Thank you.
Report TheNorfolkMafia April 1, 2016 9:51 AM BST
Oi salmon spray,

Have you made a mistake, that's odds-against!
Report Shanelee1966 April 1, 2016 9:51 AM BST
Strap yourselves in for the bumpy ride Laugh
Report TheNorfolkMafia April 1, 2016 9:52 AM BST
Laugh
Report Shanelee1966 April 1, 2016 9:57 AM BST
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Oh, yeah
What's me name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah


Report Shanelee1966 April 1, 2016 9:58 AM BST
Tis Skinto Laugh
Report TheNorfolkMafia April 1, 2016 10:05 AM BST
I like to get people onside early!

Laugh
Report Lampus April 1, 2016 10:13 AM BST
posting for the Lord  BUSH
Hells  Kitchen 1.50 Nudebury

3-1  please
Thank you.
Report Lampus April 1, 2016 10:16 AM BST
Washington DC  7.30 Dundalk
Report salmon spray April 1, 2016 10:16 AM BST
^
A shortie-picker     Devil
Report salmon spray April 1, 2016 10:17 AM BST
BUSH that is. Haven't looked at Dundalk tbh.
Report soldieroffortune April 1, 2016 10:38 AM BST
Norfolk I was in the bread section in Tescos the other day and I thought of you ...... but then I looked a bit more closely and it said Thick Cut!
Report TheNorfolkMafia April 1, 2016 10:39 AM BST
Laugh
Report betme April 1, 2016 10:45 AM BST
Three Colours Red - 4.25 Wetherby
Report grey shark April 1, 2016 10:56 AM BST
Twirling Magnet - 4.45 Newbury

thanks
Report general custer April 1, 2016 11:03 AM BST
Wolf Sword - 2.40 Wetherby
Report Kentish Man April 1, 2016 11:06 AM BST
Hell's Kitchen 1.50 Newb. Thank you.
Report Breedingmad April 1, 2016 11:18 AM BST
I must be seeing things ...Skinto in this division...Laugh
Report SilverBuck1 April 1, 2016 11:23 AM BST
Twirling Magnet - 4.45 Newbury thanks
Report pumphol. April 1, 2016 11:28 AM BST
Excellent Pick Shearer

This could be an interesting month Silly

Makhfar - 5.45 Wolver

Thanks
Report Shanelee1966 April 1, 2016 11:33 AM BST
Certainly emotional pumpy Silly
Report Shanelee1966 April 1, 2016 11:33 AM BST
Hope you`re keeping well mate
Report Optimize April 1, 2016 11:39 AM BST
Inciar - 2.05 Wetherby

thanks
Report SkyAtlantic April 1, 2016 11:45 AM BST
Jamboori - 2.35 Lingfield thanks
Report china castle April 1, 2016 11:50 AM BST
Rasasee - 7.45 Wolves

Thanks Shane
Report BinocularsNotNeeded April 1, 2016 11:54 AM BST
Posting for Shearer - Donna Graciosa - 4.20 Lingfield
cheers
Report potlessagain April 1, 2016 12:14 PM BST
Donna Graciosa - 4.20 Lingfield
Report pumphol. April 1, 2016 12:50 PM BST
Not to bad thanks Shane
Report JRAS April 1, 2016 12:54 PM BST
Potters Cross - 3.35 Nby

Thanks Shane
Report soldieroffortune April 1, 2016 1:20 PM BST
Afternoon shane

Jamhoori - 2.35 Lingfield

Thanks
Report Lampus April 1, 2016 1:56 PM BST
Salmon   you  knew



Hells Kitchen
Well  done
Report scissors April 1, 2016 2:10 PM BST
Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive.
He stood six-foot-six and weighed twofortyfive.
King of broad at the shoulder
at naroow at the hip

and everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John.

Somebody seemed to know where John called home.
He just drifted into town and stayed all alone.
He didn't say much a kind a quiet and shy

and if you spoke at all
you just said "hi" to Big John.

Big John. Big John. Big John.

Big Bad John.
Report salmon spray April 1, 2016 2:23 PM BST
Look what happened to Big Bad John scissors.
I noticed the owner Lampus.
Report scissors April 1, 2016 3:26 PM BST
SALMON -- any man who has been married and divorced has
faced the same fate as Big Bad John Cry Cry
Report posy April 1, 2016 3:56 PM BST
good afternoon gentlemen i'm looking forward to a quiet and peaceful month with no contentious posts or even posters to spoil the karma....

19.45wol  rasasee
Report salmon spray April 1, 2016 4:27 PM BST
Can you take out Skinto then posy ?
Btw the old fool has fluked a winner       Cry
Report TheNorfolkMafia April 1, 2016 6:03 PM BST
Oi Shanelee1966,

Get the table up, I can see I've got f*ck all to beat here!
Report Shanelee1966 April 1, 2016 6:52 PM BST
Is there no stopper the reaper?
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