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JRAS • July 2, 2015 12:47 PM BST
Friday Provenance - 3.55 Sandown
Friday Provenance - 3.55 Sandown
| POS | CHG | FORM | NAME | SELECTION | RESULT | +/- | TOTAL | ||
| 1 | 1 | undecided | 8.55 - East Coast Lady | Lost | -1.00 | £6.00 | |||
| 2 | 1 | Shanelee1966 | 3.10 - Solar Flair | Won 8/11 | 0.73 | £2.98 | |||
| 3 | +3 | 1 | SkyAtlantic | 3.10 - Solar Flair | Won 8/11 | 0.73 | £1.83 | ||
| 4 | +15 | 2 | The Sawyer | 3.00 - The Absent Mare | Won 9/4 | 2.25 | £1.25 | ||
| 5 | +3 | 1 | shearer2therestcue | 5.30 - Waterlord | Won 1/3 | 0.33 | £1.13 | ||
| 6 | +4 | 1 | Kentish Man | 2.30 - Jalingo | Won 10/11 | 0.91 | £1.02 | ||
| 7 | +3 | 1 | I am the one and only 223 | 5.40 - Zunera | Won 9/10 | 0.90 | £1.01 | ||
| 8 | -5 | 1 | caulkhead | 3.20 - Pass The Moon | Lost | -1.00 | £0.75 | ||
| 8 | -5 | 1 | Optimize | 2.20 - Goodby Inheritence | 2nd 7/4 | -1.00 | £0.75 | ||
| 8 | -5 | 1 | scissors | 3.40 - Vale Of Paris | Lost | -1.00 | £0.75 | ||
| 11 | +5 | d | Red Bloom (1) | 7.15 - Sherlock Holmes | Won 8/15 | 0.53 | £0.53 | ||
| 12 | -2 | 1 | salmon spray | 5.30 - Waterlord | Won 1/3 | 0.33 | £0.44 | ||
| 12 | -2 | 1 | soldieroffortune | 5.30 - Waterlord | Won 1/3 | 0.33 | £0.44 | ||
| 14 | -7 | 1 | Cloughie1 | 4.20 - Dannyday | 2nd 8/11 | -1.00 | -£0.09 | ||
| 15 | -7 | 1 | poppydog | 7.15 - Lindenhurst | Lost | -1.00 | -£0.20 | ||
| 16 | +3 | 2 | MOB | 3.10 - Solar Flair | Won 8/11 | 0.73 | -£0.27 | ||
| 17 | +2 | 0 | look - it`s snowing | 7.15 - Sherlock Holmes | Won 8/15 | 0.53 | -£0.47 | ||
| 18 | -8 | 1 | Draw1 | 8.10 - Molly Dolly | Lost | -1.00 | -£0.89 | ||
| 18 | -8 | 1 | Moose | 8.10 - Molly Dolly | Lost | -1.00 | -£0.89 | ||
| 20 | -4 | d | china castle (1) | 6.30 - Swendab | Lost | -1.00 | -£1.00 | ||
| 20 | -4 | d | Horny38DD (1) | 5.05 - Zeb's Fantasy | 2nd Evens | -1.00 | -£1.00 | ||
| 20 | -1 | 0 | alist5. (1) | No Selection | 0.00 | -£1.00 | |||
| 20 | -1 | 0 | eccentric (1) | No Selection | 0.00 | -£1.00 | |||
| 24 | -5 | 2 | BinocularsNotNeeded | 2.40 - I T Guru | 2nd 6/4 | -1.00 | -£2.00 | ||
| 24 | -5 | 3 | feastorfamine | 8.40 - Nigel | 2nd 1/2 | -1.00 | -£2.00 | ||
| 24 | -5 | 0 | GEORGE.B | 7.55 - Monasada | 3rd 10/11 | -1.00 | -£2.00 | ||
| 24 | -5 | 2 | JRAS | 2.10 - Time Warp | Lost | -1.00 | -£2.00 | ||
| 24 | -5 | 0 | pumphol | 3.40 - Vale Of Paris | Lost | -1.00 | -£2.00 | ||
| 24 | -5 | 0 | top2rated | 4.40 - Perceived | 2nd 8/1 | -1.00 | -£2.00 | ||
| 24 | -5 | 2 | WeeJimmyMcTavish | 2.10 - Time Warp | Lost | -1.00 | -£2.00 |
Well, The Sawyer's typing fingers may be all thumbs but his napping's pretty shipshape and at 9/4 he had today's best (and only odds against) winner today. I say no more, except to note that that jammy so-and-so shane seems to be doing alright! 
Invoke - 8.30 Hayd
Thanks Reg. Good luck all.
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her s*xual favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
Thanks Reg. Good luck all.
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her s*xual favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
WeeJimmyMcTavish
Mambo Fever - 8.30 Haydock
look its snowing
Druids Ridge - 2.00 Doncaster
caulkhead
Provenance - 3.55 Sandown
Cheers
Mambo Fever - 8.30 Haydock
look its snowing
Druids Ridge - 2.00 Doncaster
caulkhead
Provenance - 3.55 Sandown
Cheers
You could be right Scissors 
At First Light - 2.40 Newton Abbott
Thanks
At First Light - 2.40 Newton Abbott
Thanks
Red Bloom ~
Karraar - 4.30 Sandown
Horny38DD ~
Lydias Place - 6.45 Beverley
Cheers
Karraar - 4.30 Sandown
Horny38DD ~
Lydias Place - 6.45 Beverley
Cheers
The young italian son was jailed and he received a letter from his Dad -
Hello Luigi , i am afraid that i cannot turn over my tomato plot on my own .
You Promised you would do it for me, but got sentenced to prison.
It looks like after 200 years the famous Vicente Family Tomatoes will not go on sale this year.
The son felt terrible.
He sent a postcard back to his Old Dad saying "Papa do not dig in the Tomato patch,
Please i beg you, you are probably being watched by the police".
A week later another letter arrived from his Dad " hello Luigi son,
The strangest thing has happened -- i am now able to now all my tomato plants
in the previously very hard ground,
As the day after your post card arrived , 4 mini bus loads of Carabineri Police
Turned up and they dug over the whole of the Tomato patch !! " .
Hello Luigi , i am afraid that i cannot turn over my tomato plot on my own .
You Promised you would do it for me, but got sentenced to prison.
It looks like after 200 years the famous Vicente Family Tomatoes will not go on sale this year.
The son felt terrible.
He sent a postcard back to his Old Dad saying "Papa do not dig in the Tomato patch,
Please i beg you, you are probably being watched by the police".
A week later another letter arrived from his Dad " hello Luigi son,
The strangest thing has happened -- i am now able to now all my tomato plants
in the previously very hard ground,
As the day after your post card arrived , 4 mini bus loads of Carabineri Police
Turned up and they dug over the whole of the Tomato patch !! " .
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