PREMIER DIVISION SATURDAY 14th March

223 - looks like your post complete with joke has been removed, strange really as it was a rarely funny one.

If I remember correctly it was the fav in the 5.25, I`ll settle as such, please correct me if wrong.

I can't remember it being that obscene     
Somebody must have reported it which is a frightening thought     
I'm going for an outsider tomorrow     
One For The Guv'nr - 3.55 Kempton
Thank you

223 was amongst the ELITE who got that winner btw.

Thanks salmon. I remember chuckling inside at the joke, then his nap made me chuckle again

Primrose Valley - 6.45 Wolves

Thanks Shane

Brothers In Arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhdFe3evXpk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ELh7P2ZtA

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		01-3100	The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil	3.20 - Many Clouds	Lost	-1.00	£12.33
2		01-dd12	GEORGE.B (5)	4.25 - Dark Avenger	2nd 9/4	-1.00	£6.75
3		20-1300	JRAS	3.20 - Smad Place	Lost	-1.00	£6.00
4	+26	d0-d020	Ming The Merciless (2)	2.40 - Martello Tower	Won 14/1	14.00	£6.00
5	-1	1103000	Shanelee1966	2.05 - Dormello Mo	Lost	-1.00	£4.41
6	-1	11-1000	look - it`s snowing (1)	No Selection		0.00	£4.07
7	-1	dn-ddd2	Horny38DD (4)	1.30 - Top Notch	2nd 7/1	-1.00	£2.33
8	+7	2100111	MOB	1.30 - Peace And Co	Won 2/1	2.00	£1.11
9	-2	20-3100	youresomean	3.45 - Mymatechris	Lost	-1.00	£0.33
10	-1	21-d111	soldieroffortune (3)	5.25 - Ainsi Fideles	Won 1/20	0.05	£0.31
11	-1	dd-d111	I am the one and only 223 (3)	5.25 - Ainsi Fideles	Won 1/20	0.05	£0.18
12	-4	1d-0011	Kentish Man (1)	2.40 - No More Heroes	3rd 6/1	-1.00	£0.18
13	-1	20-012d	WeeJimmyMcTavish (3)	No Selection		0.00	-£0.37
14	-3	d0-ddd1	Red Bloom (4)	1.55 - Miss Giler	Lost	-1.00	-£1.23
15	-2	d0-2113	Moose (5)	2.05 - Waxies Dargle	Lost	-1.00	-£1.58
16	-2	12-nd03	Cloughie1 (1)	3.20 - Road To Riches	3rd 8/1	-1.00	-£1.71
17	-1	0d-d0d1	china castle (4)	5.45 - One Last Dream	3rd 5/2	-1.00	-£2.15
18	-1	2d1d011	Draw1 (4)	1.55 - Miss Giler	Lost	-1.00	-£2.19
19	+2	2d-d011	salmon spray (2)	5.25 - Ainsi Fideles	Won 1/20	0.05	-£2.32
20	-2	2031d02	SilverBuck1 (1)	3.20 - Holywell	Lost	-1.00	-£2.37
21	-2	1102d02	SkyAtlantic (1)	3.20 - Lord Windermere	Lost	-1.00	-£2.65
22		00-0dd1	feastorfamine (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£2.70
23	-3	2102100	Andrew in Sweden	1.55 - Miss Giler	Lost	-1.00	-£3.03
24	-1	21-0d01	Optimize (1)	2.20 - Flying Phoenix	2nd 8/15	-1.00	-£3.71
25	-1	0012011	shearer2therestcue	8.35 - Moonmeister	2nd 11/8	-1.00	-£4.72
26▼	-1	00-1001	pumphol	4.40 - McKinley	Lost	-1.00	-£4.75
27▼	-1	2002411	Pre-Fat-Low-Fat-Foods	4.55 - Canuspotit	n/r	0.00	-£4.88
28▼		d0-0102	travelling man (1)	5.25 - Ainsi Fideles	Won 1/20	0.05	-£5.65
29▼	-2	00220dd	Hilly (4)	4.00 - Paint The Clouds	3rd 11/4	-1.00	-£6.50
30▼	-1	00-0220	poppydog	4.00 - Salsify	Lost	-1.00	-£7.75

Great tune china.

Ming showed no mercy and almost went from bottom to top, great call. Hope you had a great time.


MOB moves up to eighth place with a tidy 2/1 shot. Well done all winners

Shane most of my favourites are from the late 80s , loved the music around that time.

Post some more of your favs on each thread over the coming week china.

I'll try if I remember. Hows things Shane ?

Well thanks china, glad it`s the weekend.

Port Melon - 4.05 Kempton

You made owt at Cheltenham china?

You made owt at Cheltenham china?

You made owt at Cheltenham china?

Any news on the job Shane ?

I blew it mads, hopefully have another interview next week.

GL with that

Cheers mads.

Not much Shane. Have very few bets on it as its not my strength , what money I do make is made from a bit of trading. Hope your interview goes well next week and you have a better week in general.

Thought I'd forgotten to post! Don't remember the joke - it's selected randomly from my database. Sorry if it offended anyone.

It was the female golfer under going a sex change, she used the ladies tees

Fanciful Angel - 2.30 Lingfield

cheers

The joke must have been considered transgenderist   

Venitien De Mai - 225 Limerick

Morning Shane.....It works!


Four Seasons - 2.30 Lingfield

Thanks

Nice one JRAS

One For The Guv'nr - 3.55 Kempton

ta

One For The Guvnr - 2.55 Kemp


Thanks Shane.  Good luck all.


Three women walking along the beach noticed a man with no arms and no legs sunbathing. Feeling sorry for the poor guy, the first woman said "Hi,have you ever been kissed?"
He replied, "no madam I haven't"

So she got down on her knees and kissed him passionately and deeply and said, "Did you like that?"
"Thank you that's the best thing that has ever happened to me" he replied

The second woman also felt great sympathy for the poor guy with no arms and no legs. She went over to him and asked,"Have you ever kissed a woman's breasts?"
He replied, "no madam I haven't"
So she got down on her knees, dropped her top and let him kiss her breasts. She said, "Did you like that?"
"Thank you that's now the best thing that has ever happened to me" he replied

The third woman approached and asked," Have you ever been f*cked?"
He replied in a thick voice, "No madam I haven't"
She said, "Well you are now mate - the tide's coming in!"

Gawd, after yesterday I feel I should just confirm that selection

One For The Guvnr - 2.55 Kemp

I would

Morning shane

One For The Guvnr - 2.55 Kempton

Thanks

The Yank - 5.25 Lingfield

thanks

New Years Night - 4.50 Lingfield

Thanks

Had a great time thanks Shane.

Communicator - 2.20 Kemp

gl all!

One For The Guvnr - 2.55 Kemp
Cheers

For Draw 1 ...

One for the Guvnr - 2.55 Kempton

Horny38DD  ~

Kate Appleby Shoes - 5.55 Limerick

Red Bloom  ~

Venitien De Mai - 2.25 Limerick

Thanks

Venitien De Mai - 2.25 Limerick

Good luck all

The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil

Brave Spartacus - 3.25 Newcastle

look - it`s snowing

Pretend - 3.40 Lingfield

WeeJimmyMcTavish

Gilnockie - 2.15 Newcastle

Cheers

Gentleman Jon - 1.45 Kempton

Gilnockie - 2.15 Newcastle thanks

What A Moment - 5.35 Uttoxeter

Thanks Shane.

oops missed the deadline - please change my selection to....

One for the Guvnr - 2.55 Kempton

thanks shame - it wont happen again!

Foxbridge - 3.50 Uttoxeter thanks

Woodford County - 3.50 Uttoxeter thanks

One For The Guvnr - 2.55 Kempton

thanks

Bertie Boru - 3.50 Uttoxeter thanks

Pamak D'Airy - 4:35 Newc   

Thanks A Bunch