PREMIER DIVISION SATURDAY 14th March

223 - looks like your post complete with joke has been removed, strange really as it was a rarely funny one.

If I remember correctly it was the fav in the 5.25, I`ll settle as such, please correct me if wrong.

Thanks salmon. I remember chuckling inside at the joke, then his nap made me chuckle again

Brothers In Arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhdFe3evXpk

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		01-3100	The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil	3.20 - Many Clouds	Lost	-1.00	£12.33
2		01-dd12	GEORGE.B (5)	4.25 - Dark Avenger	2nd 9/4	-1.00	£6.75
3		20-1300	JRAS	3.20 - Smad Place	Lost	-1.00	£6.00
4	+26	d0-d020	Ming The Merciless (2)	2.40 - Martello Tower	Won 14/1	14.00	£6.00
5	-1	1103000	Shanelee1966	2.05 - Dormello Mo	Lost	-1.00	£4.41
6	-1	11-1000	look - it`s snowing (1)	No Selection		0.00	£4.07
7	-1	dn-ddd2	Horny38DD (4)	1.30 - Top Notch	2nd 7/1	-1.00	£2.33
8	+7	2100111	MOB	1.30 - Peace And Co	Won 2/1	2.00	£1.11
9	-2	20-3100	youresomean	3.45 - Mymatechris	Lost	-1.00	£0.33
10	-1	21-d111	soldieroffortune (3)	5.25 - Ainsi Fideles	Won 1/20	0.05	£0.31
11	-1	dd-d111	I am the one and only 223 (3)	5.25 - Ainsi Fideles	Won 1/20	0.05	£0.18
12	-4	1d-0011	Kentish Man (1)	2.40 - No More Heroes	3rd 6/1	-1.00	£0.18
13	-1	20-012d	WeeJimmyMcTavish (3)	No Selection		0.00	-£0.37
14	-3	d0-ddd1	Red Bloom (4)	1.55 - Miss Giler	Lost	-1.00	-£1.23
15	-2	d0-2113	Moose (5)	2.05 - Waxies Dargle	Lost	-1.00	-£1.58
16	-2	12-nd03	Cloughie1 (1)	3.20 - Road To Riches	3rd 8/1	-1.00	-£1.71
17	-1	0d-d0d1	china castle (4)	5.45 - One Last Dream	3rd 5/2	-1.00	-£2.15
18	-1	2d1d011	Draw1 (4)	1.55 - Miss Giler	Lost	-1.00	-£2.19
19	+2	2d-d011	salmon spray (2)	5.25 - Ainsi Fideles	Won 1/20	0.05	-£2.32
20	-2	2031d02	SilverBuck1 (1)	3.20 - Holywell	Lost	-1.00	-£2.37
21	-2	1102d02	SkyAtlantic (1)	3.20 - Lord Windermere	Lost	-1.00	-£2.65
22		00-0dd1	feastorfamine (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£2.70
23	-3	2102100	Andrew in Sweden	1.55 - Miss Giler	Lost	-1.00	-£3.03
24	-1	21-0d01	Optimize (1)	2.20 - Flying Phoenix	2nd 8/15	-1.00	-£3.71
25	-1	0012011	shearer2therestcue	8.35 - Moonmeister	2nd 11/8	-1.00	-£4.72
26▼	-1	00-1001	pumphol	4.40 - McKinley	Lost	-1.00	-£4.75
27▼	-1	2002411	Pre-Fat-Low-Fat-Foods	4.55 - Canuspotit	n/r	0.00	-£4.88
28▼		d0-0102	travelling man (1)	5.25 - Ainsi Fideles	Won 1/20	0.05	-£5.65
29▼	-2	00220dd	Hilly (4)	4.00 - Paint The Clouds	3rd 11/4	-1.00	-£6.50
30▼	-1	00-0220	poppydog	4.00 - Salsify	Lost	-1.00	-£7.75

Ming showed no mercy and almost went from bottom to top, great call. Hope you had a great time.


MOB moves up to eighth place with a tidy 2/1 shot. Well done all winners

Post some more of your favs on each thread over the coming week china.

Well thanks china, glad it`s the weekend.

You made owt at Cheltenham china?

You made owt at Cheltenham china?

I blew it mads, hopefully have another interview next week.

Cheers mads.

Thought I'd forgotten to post! Don't remember the joke - it's selected randomly from my database. Sorry if it offended anyone.

Fanciful Angel - 2.30 Lingfield

cheers

Venitien De Mai - 225 Limerick

Nice one JRAS

One For The Guvnr - 2.55 Kemp


Thanks Shane.  Good luck all.


Three women walking along the beach noticed a man with no arms and no legs sunbathing. Feeling sorry for the poor guy, the first woman said "Hi,have you ever been kissed?"
He replied, "no madam I haven't"

So she got down on her knees and kissed him passionately and deeply and said, "Did you like that?"
"Thank you that's the best thing that has ever happened to me" he replied

The second woman also felt great sympathy for the poor guy with no arms and no legs. She went over to him and asked,"Have you ever kissed a woman's breasts?"
He replied, "no madam I haven't"
So she got down on her knees, dropped her top and let him kiss her breasts. She said, "Did you like that?"
"Thank you that's now the best thing that has ever happened to me" he replied

The third woman approached and asked," Have you ever been f*cked?"
He replied in a thick voice, "No madam I haven't"
She said, "Well you are now mate - the tide's coming in!"

I would

The Yank - 5.25 Lingfield

thanks

Had a great time thanks Shane.

Communicator - 2.20 Kemp

gl all!

For Draw 1 ...

One for the Guvnr - 2.55 Kempton