PREMIER DIVISION WEDNESDAY 24th September

Devilment - 8.50 Kempton

Thanks Shane

Grandeur - 3.50 Goodwood
Thank you.

Thanks china, running a little late.

Are you still banned from starting threads Shane ?

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1	+1	1011001	SilverBuck1 (1)	2.40 - Aneedh	Won 5/1	5.00	£12.32
2	-1	11d11-d	learning thegame (4)	5.00 - Red Velour	Lost	-1.00	£12.12
3	+3	d30n0-1	The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil (1)	2.20 - Ivors Rebel	Won 7/2	3.50	£6.61
4	+1	10111-1	potlessagain (1)	2.35 - Tarabiyn	Won Evens	1.00	£5.23
5	-1	2010304	BinocularsNotNeeded (2)	4.50 - Moscato	Won 5/6	0.83	£5.17
6	-3	120n0-1	Moose (3)	2.10 - Natural Nine	2nd Evens	-1.00	£5.14
7		1dd12-1	china castle (2)	5.20 - All About Time	Won 11/10	1.10	£4.00
8		10001-1	john.t (1)	4.35 - Only Ten Per Cent	Non-runner	0.00	£1.75
9		12010-d	Optimize (3)	2.40 - Agreement	Lost	-1.00	£0.59
10	+2	12211-1	salmon spray (5)	5.40 - Seefood	Won Evens	1.00	£0.10
11	+3	d201d-0	look - it`s snowing (2)	5.20 - All About Time	Won 11/10	1.10	-£0.15
12	+1	1d211-1	soldieroffortune (5)	4.50 - Moscato	Won 5/6	0.83	-£0.34
13	-3	1111d-1	old applejack (4)	2.10 - Natural Nine	2nd Evens	-1.00	-£0.53
14	-3	d003d-2	mini me (2)	6.00 - Benoordenhout	Lost	-1.00	-£1.19
15		00010-1	dogdayafternoon (5)	5.20 - Hollie Point	2nd 11/4	-1.00	-£2.82
16		00000-1	DubaiPrince	2.10 - Natural Nine	2nd Evens	-1.00	-£3.17
17		10000-1	Cloughie1 (2)	2.10 - Resonant	Lost	-1.00	-£3.47
18	+1	1001d-d	I am the one and only 223 (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£3.66
19	+4	00000-2	Horny38DD	5.40 - Seefood	Won Evens	1.00	-£4.12
20	-2	1d000-d	Earth To Mickey (5)	3.15 - Intense Tango	Lost	-1.00	-£4.58
21	-1	10011-2	SkyAtlantic	2.10 - Natural Nine	2nd Evens	-1.00	-£5.01
22	-1	22211-2	bridgelad (5)	3.30 - Romance Story	Lost	-1.00	-£5.67
23	-1	102d112	feastorfamine (4)	3.15 - Intense Tango	Lost	-1.00	-£5.76
24		d1210-1	LordyLordy (1)	5.45 - Wunderkind	Lost	-1.00	-£6.68
25		d0112-2	caulkhead (1)	3.10 - Clergyman	3rd 8/13	-1.00	-£6.74
26▼		10dd0-1	Hilly (5)	2.10 - Natural Nine	2nd Evens	-1.00	-£7.58
27▼		ddddd-d	Glossy (5)	No Selection		-1.00	-£15.00
28▼		00200-0	Ricky Santini (3)	4.05 - Bahamian C	Lost	-1.00	-£15.09
29▼		0000000	buffythebookieslayer (1)	4.30 - Boogangoo	Lost	-1.00	-£17.00
30▼		0002000	Fidway	3.00 - Dutch Lady	Lost	-1.00	-£23.00

Yes salmon, been too busy this afternoon, should be able to sort it tonight.

Yours was awarded the race after it finished a dead heat 1st China.
I am sure last time it won it had the race taken away from it?
Sounds like it is a bit of a character or maybe a bit green?

Not a bad system backing a winner in a maiden Pete. While it was at fault last time did nothing wrong this time just got carried across the track. Rubbish sp was 9/4 on here when I put it up. Well done on your nap Pete, are you still looking at joining me instead of escaping Reg's paws?

Won`t let me even post now on classic

Blaklion - 2.25 Perth
Cheers

Silverbuck takes a narrow lead at the top with a nice 5/1 shot coming in.

The fruity gerbil remains in the hunt with today`s next best nap.

Well done all winners.

Artful Prince - 4.35 Redcar

Thanks Shane

Evening shane

Grandeur - 3.50 Goodwood

Thanks

I got 7/4 China I thought it looked beat 1f out. It's a tough ask this month for promotion but I am gonna give it a go this final week, what happens, happens.

I was referring to your Nap I only got 5/4 mine.

Be My Gal - 3.50 Goodwood

ta

Grandeur - 3.50 Goodwood

grandeur 3.50 goodwood

cheers

grandeur 3.50 goodwood

cheers

Chevallier - 5.50 Kempton

Grandeur - 3.50 Good


Thanks Shane.  Good luck all.


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs

Noble Gift - 4.25 Goodwood thanks

Grandeur - 3.50 Goodwood thanks

Pumped Up Kicks - 2.25 Perth
cheers

Is I am the one and only the person who nicked Bob Monkhouse's joke book ?

It`s looking that way

Horny38DD  ~

Jacob Cats - 4.25 Goodwood

Thanks

Horny says, has anybody got a really good, dirty joke please?

A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do," responded the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He’s got only a teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow. "What can you do with THAT!?" exclaims the woman. "Why?" he asked, "What’s the matter?" "Well," she replied, "it’s nowhere near long enough. It’ll never reach!" "No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite impressively long. "Well," she said. "That’s quite impressive, but it’s still pretty narrow." "No problem," he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together. As they walked along the Earthling male said, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," she said, "but it was really wonderful. How about you?" "Well," he said, "It was the weirdest thing. She kept slapping me on the forehead and pulling my ears all night."

The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil

Brave Echo - 4.55 Goodwood

look - it`s snowing

Snoway - 2.50 Redcar
 
mini me                         

Dissolution - 2.40 Goodwood

LordyLordy

Blaklion - 2.25 Perth

caulkhead

Grandeur - 2.50 Goodwood

Cheers

Blaklion - 2.25 Perth

for Earth To Mickey

Grandeur - 2.50 Goodwood

that should read

for Earth To Mickey

Grandeur - 3.50 Goodwood

Spacelab -3.15 Good

Blaklion - 2.25 Perth

Blue Surf - 4.25 Goodwood

thanks

Jacob Cats - 4.25 Goodwood thanks

Ainslie - 6.20 Kempton