PREMIER DIVISION SATURDAY 26th July

No

Elizona - 6.00 Lingfield
Obviously no point in waiting around.

This month is dragging

yep seems ages since my 8/1 winner went missing

Oh I remember Pete. The imaginary winner

I need to get back on track.

Muraaqaba - 2.05 Ascot

Ming:

Muraaqaba - 2.05 Ascot

Zalty - 3.30 York
Cheers

I wish I could get on the track

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		0412002	Shanelee1966	3.55 - Woodland Aria	Lost	-1.00	£17.76
2		1110112	Fidway	6.40 - Scutum	Lost	-1.00	£10.76
3	+1	013001d	dogdayafternoon (1)	3.20 - Maid In Rio	Won 5/2	2.50	£7.19
4	-1	132d100	buffythebookieslayer (3)	3.55 - Euro Charline	Won Evens	1.00	£5.89
5	+1	n2-0231	caulkhead	7.30 - Tasaday	Won 6/4	1.50	£4.06
6	+1	d0-1102	DubaiPrince (2)	4.30 - Salutation	Non-runner	0.00	£2.35
7	-2	10-1230	Horny38DD	2.30 - Denzille Lane	Lost	-1.00	£2.34
8		11-1222	feastorfamine (5)	8.10 - Connecticut	Won 8/11	0.73	£1.76
9		02-0ddd	Moose (5)	8.10 - Connecticut	Won 8/11	0.73	£1.56
10		12-ddnd	old applejack (5)	5.10 - Going For Gold	Won 1/2	0.50	£1.24
11	+1	10-d1n1	Hilly (4)	7.40 - Gwafa	Won 5/6	0.83	£0.95
12	+1	10-1231	soldieroffortune (5)	8.10 - Connecticut	Won 8/11	0.73	-£0.27
13	-2	22-0100	I am the one and only 223 (5)	5.35 - Pink Lips	Lost	-1.00	-£0.36
14	+1	10-12d1	Cloughie1 (4)	1.50 - Take A Bow	Won 8/11	0.73	-£0.67
15	+4	10-d201	Earth To Mickey (5)	8.10 - Connecticut	Won 8/11	0.73	-£0.99
16	+2	n2-0100	mini me	2.10 - Malabar	Won 8/15	0.53	-£1.04
17		1200020	BinocularsNotNeeded (2)	No Selection		0.00	-£1.52
18	-4	10-12d1	potlessagain (2)	6.55 - Intisaab	2nd 9/4	-1.00	-£2.34
19	-3	201d02d	Glossy (5)	No Selection		-1.00	-£2.42
20	+3	1021231	SkyAtlantic (5)	2.10 - Malabar	Won 8/15	0.53	-£2.73
21	-1	d0-12d1	shearer2therestcue (3)	6.55 - Intisaab	2nd 9/4	-1.00	-£2.79
22	+3	d2-2130	learning thegame (3)	2.10 - Malabar	Won 8/15	0.53	-£2.84
23	+3	1021231	SilverBuck1 (5)	2.10 - Malabar	Won 8/15	0.53	-£2.84
24	-3	11-0dd1	deadbrain59 (3)	6.40 - Panda Spirit	2nd 4/7	-1.00	-£2.91
25	+2	2021211	Optimize (1)	2.10 - Malabar	Won 8/15	0.53	-£2.92
26▼	-4	10-12d1	salmon spray (4)	6.55 - Intisaab	2nd 9/4	-1.00	-£3.85
27▼	-3	d0-1002	Ming The Merciless (5)	2.10 - Crystal Malt	Lost	-1.00	-£4.35
28▼		21-0010	china castle (2)	4.50 - Charlemagne Diva	Lost	-1.00	-£7.59
29▼		22-0000	LordyLordy (1)	3.20 - Hassle	2nd 7/2	-1.00	-£10.66
30▼		0000000	hong kong fooey (1)	8.00 - Anderiego	Won 9/2	4.50	-£11.00

I can see me getting Ming relegated

I am certainly relying on that.

Telescope - 3.50 Ascot

Thanks Shane

Sure Ming is the second longest member of the elite as well , would be a shame if you got him relegated Shane

I know what you`re doing china

I texted Ming earlier and told him everything is fine and he`s mid table

Oi, deadbrain59 & Optimize!

Don't forget to 'play the no selection joker'!

Shane I'm down anyway so not bothered who goes with me

Just hope you can hold on , only 6 more days left now

No where near down chins, you`ll bounce back.

*china

You know its not your month when you can't pick the winner of a 2 horse race

Goodwood next Thursday with all those big fields and potential big priced winners could make the last day interesting

I'm retiring Shane. The muppets and deliberate copiers have got to me.

elizona 6.00 ling

Come on salmon please change your mind
it would not be the same without out

Morning shane

Elizona - 6.00 Lingfield

Thanks

You can`t retire salmon, sorry.

Play into August and see how you feel.

Morning soldier

Dogday, buffy & caulkhead all remain in contention.

Hong kong fooey finally finds form with a superb nap, is this the start of a great escape?

Well done all winners.

how many chins does china have?

Morning shane, hope all is well mate.

salmon come on, take the weekend to think about it and come out fighting on Monday!

Elizona - 6.00 Ling


Thanks Shane.  Good luck all.


I had a ploughman’s lunch the other day. He wasn’t very happy - Tommy Cooper

That's it Shane. I've had enough of all this abuse. I'm retiring. 

Billingsgate - 2.40 Asc

Ta

Well as Shane has told me I can't retire I will soldier on till the end of the month
So for those who need to know and may have missed today's loser is

Elizona - 6.00 Lingfield
Thank you.

My advice Salmon is just don't go on the other thread, if you don't respond it will soon become more boring and fade away.

Good luck today.

Fast Track - 3.55 Newmarket

Thanks Shane

Taghrooda -3.50 Ascot

Horny38DD  ~

Eagle Top - 3.50 Ascot

Thanks

mini me

Crafty Choice - 7.15 Salisbury

caulkhead

Galatian - 5.45 Salisbury

LordyLordy

Fast Track - 3.55 Newmarket

Cheers

Fast Track - 3.55 Newmarket

ta

Sindarban - 3.25 Wexford

for Earth To Mickey

Munaaser - 5.05 Newmarket

Tuibama - 4.50 Newc

Elizona - 6.00 Lingfield thanks

Elizona - 6.00 Lingfield

Elizona - 6.00 Lingfield
cheers

Taghrooda - 3.50 Ascot thanks

Horsted Keynes - 3.15 Ascot

Elizona - 6.00 Lingfield

Telescope - 3.50 Ascot thanks

Elizona - 6.00 Lingfield

thanks

Elizona - 6.00 Lingfield ta

Elizona - 6.00 Lingfield

petemac • July 26, 2014 10:29 AM BST
My advice Salmon is just don't go on the other thread, if you don't respond it will soon become more boring and fade away.
Good luck today.

It won't fade away, i'll make sure of that!

Why don't you pick on shearer you old fool. You have reason to hate him so I'm told.

Norfolk just feck off back to the gutter you came from son, you are an absolute retard!

Who asked you for an opinion?

Not an opinion a fact.

Probably the same person who asked you

Norfolk why don't you and Delia and Skinto and Alan Partridge and the rest of the Norfolk Mafia just concentrate on your promotion push out of Division 2, there's a good lad

Come orn let`s be avin ya

Alan Partridge

Yeh but you marry your sisters and eat children

WHERE ARE YOU SKINTO ...... WE NEEEEED YOU SKINTO ...... COME ON!!!

Your Uncle is your Brother
Your Sister is your Mother
They're all sha**in each other
The Skinto Family!

You called?

Skinto have you ever met Salmon?

Fortunately, no!

Apparently they did meet once

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http://www.tibco.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/little-man-in-hand.png

So he may be a smashing fellow then and surely you can't be serious about actually wanting him to quit.
Why did you create a separate thread???
I am not having it you done this to hang him up and nail him to the cross.(why would you do this if you haven't even met him)?
Ever since I have started there has always been a bit of needle between myself and Salmon (still is ) but rather than Salmon or anyone for that matter Quit over something I said I would rather apologise and resign myself.
You have obviously over stepped the mark when someone is feeling like quitting so maybe you should take a back seat for a while?

I won't be taking any back seat, I can assure you!

Besides, what the f*ck has it got to do with you anyway?

In answer to your carefully chosen question, may I ask the same word for word question to you regarding the Naps of Salmon Spray?

Hang on in there shane.

Ouuuuuu Arrrrrrr Norfolk

What you got down therrre son ......

An eleeefunts trunk??!!