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23 Jul 14
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Shane does La Mallatiere actually exist or are you, youself just having another entry?
He really does exist. Reg sometimes posts for him too.
Yes it is a hard comp to fathom out, you dunno who exists and who doesn't, who is male or female or shim, who has 1 2 or 3 identities, who is straight or Gay, who is skinny or Fat,who is black or white , who is truthful or a great liar.
I think we should all come out and be open from tonight.
I actually don't exist I am Salmon under the name PeteMac.
I think we should all come out and be open from tonight.
I actually don't exist I am Salmon under the name PeteMac.
I`m fantastic looking, intelligent and wealthy if that`s a start
Just got back in and look thinking all these selections the night before makes thing easier for me 
Then discover No bet Pete and Sheffield's second best tipster are clogging up the thread with inane rubbish
Then discover No bet Pete and Sheffield's second best tipster are clogging up the thread with inane rubbish
I`ve been insulted many times but you sir have over stepped the line
Went to the doctors yesterday told him I have a sex problem.
He asked me to explain myself.
I said, I wake up about 5 times during the night for sexual intercourse, most of the time performed while she is still asleep, though I do have a copy of playboy under the bed, then after breakfast before I go to work I can't resist lifting the old Nighty even if she is washing the pots, I can't even go the whole shift at work so I must drive home at lunch time for a play in my dirty overalls (she likes that). Then after work straight in the bath (yes the both of us) then the sussies go on, whoever get's to them first at least twice before supper this happens everyday 7 days a week.
He replied " So whats your sexual problem"
I said " It hurts when I Wa*k "
He asked me to explain myself.
I said, I wake up about 5 times during the night for sexual intercourse, most of the time performed while she is still asleep, though I do have a copy of playboy under the bed, then after breakfast before I go to work I can't resist lifting the old Nighty even if she is washing the pots, I can't even go the whole shift at work so I must drive home at lunch time for a play in my dirty overalls (she likes that). Then after work straight in the bath (yes the both of us) then the sussies go on, whoever get's to them first at least twice before supper this happens everyday 7 days a week.
He replied " So whats your sexual problem"
I said " It hurts when I Wa*k "
Obviously Salmon is third so who else in the Comp lives at Steel City?
What 
I might have to move to Sheffield
I better start throwing some losers in the pot
I might have to move to Sheffield I better start throwing some losers in the pot
come on ffs 
I have gone and got Reg all excited I reckon he has gone to change into his rubbers. I can just picture him now coming down that stair lift with a jockeys whip in his hand sweating like a Pig.
Just a few technical problems , a 5/1 winner seems to have gone missing 
took 12's
| POS | CHG | FORM | NAME | SELECTION | RESULT | +/- | TOTAL | ||
| 1▲ | 1223-02 | Virgin | Ogbourne Downs - 6.35 Sandown | won 5/1 | 5.00 | £23.50 | |||
| 2▲ | 10100d1 | warrick hunt (1) | Alketios - 6.35 Sandown | lost | -1.00 | £9.53 | |||
| 3▲ | 1011-n2 | Andrew in Sweden (1) | No Selection | 0.00 | £8.31 | ||||
| 4▲ | 1100-10 | Lampus | Chesterfield - 3.10 Worcester | won 1/3 | 0.33 | £6.15 | |||
| 5▲ | 2020-11 | Ricky Santini (3) | Gambol - 8.20 Sandown | 2nd 5/4 | -1.00 | £4.50 | |||
| 6 | 121n-20 | Aquarius (2) | Lisheen Hill - 2.10 Worcester | lost | -1.00 | £4.18 | |||
| 7 | 1210-11 | Ashmal (2) | Summer Times - 2.20 Catterick | 3rd 2/5 | -1.00 | £3.38 | |||
| 8 | d101-20 | alist5 (5) | Midlander - 3.20 Catterick | lost | -1.00 | £1.63 | |||
| 9 | 0111-01 | Kentish Man | Summer Times - 2.20 Catterick | 3rd 2/5 | -1.00 | £1.51 | |||
| 10 | +7 | 10d2-10 | john.t (1) | Provenance - 7.45 Sandown | won 11/4 | 2.75 | £0.71 | ||
| 11 | +7 | dd02-30 | raspberrybottom (5) | Cape Of Hope - 3.50 Catterick | won 11/4 | 2.75 | £0.13 | ||
| 12 | -2 | 0110-30 | bridgelad (4) | Chance To Dance - 9.05 Naas | lost | -1.00 | -£0.04 | ||
| 13 | -2 | 0n10-03 | kwalker (1) | Greek Spirit - 4.30 Lingfield | lost | -1.00 | -£0.28 | ||
| 14 | -2 | 0210-01 | general custer | Woodstock - 5.20 Catterick | lost | -1.00 | -£0.79 | ||
| 15 | +1 | 02d1-21 | grey shark (3) | Chesterfield - 3.10 Worcester | won 1/3 | 0.33 | -£1.21 | ||
| 16 | -3 | d010-00 | travelling man (1) | Crystal Lake - 7.45 Sandown | lost | -1.00 | -£1.23 | ||
| 17 | -3 | d000202 | uptheboro (3) | Kakapuka - 3.30 Lingfield | 3rd 10/1 | -1.00 | -£1.25 | ||
| 18 | +4 | d113-12 | la mallatiere (4) | Provenance - 7.45 Sandown | won 11/4 | 2.75 | -£2.37 | ||
| 19 | -4 | 11d0-12 | Draw1 (3) | Bannister Bell - 2.00 Lingfield | lost | -1.00 | -£2.53 | ||
| 20 | 000d-01 | little.bobby (5) | Nathans Pride - 3.10 Worcester | n/r | 0.00 | -£4.29 | |||
| 21 | -2 | 2211-00 | The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil | Running Wolf - 6.45 Leicester | 3rd 11/4 | -1.00 | -£4.48 | ||
| 22 | -1 | 3211-02 | look - it`s snowing | Kuda Huraa - 7.55 Leicester | lost | -1.00 | -£5.40 | ||
| 23 | 1111-00 | JRAS | Alketios - 6.35 Sandown | lost | -1.00 | -£6.72 | |||
| 24 | 0001-11 | Poppydog | Summer Times - 2.20 Catterick | 3rd 2/5 | -1.00 | -£7.56 | |||
| 25 | 0d2001d | petemac (4) | Megaleka - 4.20 Catterick | lost | -1.00 | -£9.35 | |||
| 26▼ | 0dd3-d0 | FCH (3) | Zain Empire - 7.45 Sandown | lost | -1.00 | -£11.37 | |||
| 27▼ | 300d102 | eccentric (2) | Gambol - 8.20 Sandown | 2nd 5/4 | -1.00 | -£11.66 | |||
| 28▼ | d033-32 | cannyman (5) | Grand Meister - 5.00 Lingfield | lost | -1.00 | -£12.00 | |||
| 29▼ | 0200-30 | elvissss (4) | Incendo - 7.55 Leicester | lost | -1.00 | -£16.00 | |||
| 30▼ | 2000222 | GEORGE.B | Gift Of Rain - 5.00 Lingfield | lost | -1.00 | -£18.50 |
Sadly that was my only winner today 
wd winners
Cheers China
wd winners
Cheers China
I will have you know that outside the prem winners above 5/2 are a regular occurrence.
That is why Salmon is going to struggle in 8 days time.
That is why Salmon is going to struggle in 8 days time.
China has fell asleep doing his write up, finding that odds on winner today has surely sapped his energy.
Think its safe to say Virgin will be joining the elite next month after a 5th decent priced winner this month. I'm sure Shane can't wait
john , raspberry and la mallatiere all have 11/4 winners
Lampus and grey shark are the other winners on a tricky day
Better luck tomorrow
john , raspberry and la mallatiere all have 11/4 winners
Lampus and grey shark are the other winners on a tricky day
Better luck tomorrow
See if you can nick China's watch when shaking his hand on the way past
cannyman
Syrian Pearl - 7.20 Donc
Thanks
Syrian Pearl - 7.20 Donc
Thanks
The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil
Alonoa - 3.05 Sandown
look - it`s snowing
Snowy Dawn - 9.00 Doncaster
Cheers
Alonoa - 3.05 Sandown
look - it`s snowing
Snowy Dawn - 9.00 Doncaster
Cheers
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