DIVISION 1 THURSDAY 24 JULY

Tinshu - 3.40 Sandown

Ta, china.

Shane does La Mallatiere actually exist or are you, youself just having another entry?

yup, emails from froggy france

Yes it is a hard comp to fathom out, you dunno who exists and who doesn't, who is male or female or shim, who has 1 2 or 3 identities, who is straight or Gay, who is skinny or Fat,who is black or white , who is truthful or a great liar.
I think we should all come out and be open from tonight.
I actually don't exist I am Salmon under the name PeteMac.

No bet tomorrow.
Thanks China

Well 1 out of 3 ain't bad you ugly bas****.

Seven meetings and about 3000 horses running

Just got back in and look thinking all these selections the night before makes thing easier for me

Then discover No bet Pete and Sheffield's second best tipster are clogging up the thread with inane rubbish

Went to the doctors yesterday told him I have a sex problem.
He asked me to explain myself.
I said, I wake up about 5 times during the night for sexual intercourse, most of the time performed while she is still asleep, though I do have a copy of playboy under the bed, then after breakfast before I go to work I can't resist lifting the old Nighty even if she is washing the pots, I can't even go the whole shift at work so I must drive home at lunch time for a play in my dirty overalls (she likes that). Then after work straight in the bath (yes the both of us) then the sussies go on, whoever get's to them first at least  twice before supper this happens everyday 7 days a week.
He replied " So whats your sexual problem"
I said " It hurts when I Wa*k "

^ That wasn't the real me

Don`t bleedin laugh

Obviously Salmon is third so who else in the Comp lives at Steel City?

come on ffs

I have gone and got Reg all excited I reckon he has gone to change into his rubbers. I can just picture him now coming down that stair lift with a jockeys whip in his hand sweating like a Pig.

took 12's

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1▲		1223-02	Virgin	Ogbourne Downs - 6.35 Sandown	won 5/1	5.00	£23.50
2▲		10100d1	warrick hunt (1)	Alketios - 6.35 Sandown	lost	-1.00	£9.53
3▲		1011-n2	Andrew in Sweden (1)	No Selection		0.00	£8.31
4▲		1100-10	Lampus	Chesterfield - 3.10 Worcester	won 1/3	0.33	£6.15
5▲		2020-11	Ricky Santini (3)	Gambol - 8.20 Sandown	2nd 5/4	-1.00	£4.50
6		121n-20	Aquarius (2)	Lisheen Hill - 2.10 Worcester	lost	-1.00	£4.18
7		1210-11	Ashmal (2)	Summer Times - 2.20 Catterick	3rd 2/5	-1.00	£3.38
8		d101-20	alist5 (5)	Midlander - 3.20 Catterick	lost	-1.00	£1.63
9		0111-01	Kentish Man	Summer Times - 2.20 Catterick	3rd 2/5	-1.00	£1.51
10	+7	10d2-10	john.t (1)	Provenance - 7.45 Sandown	won 11/4	2.75	£0.71
11	+7	dd02-30	raspberrybottom (5)	Cape Of Hope - 3.50 Catterick	won 11/4	2.75	£0.13
12	-2	0110-30	bridgelad (4)	Chance To Dance - 9.05 Naas	lost	-1.00	-£0.04
13	-2	0n10-03	kwalker (1)	Greek Spirit - 4.30 Lingfield	lost	-1.00	-£0.28
14	-2	0210-01	general custer	Woodstock - 5.20 Catterick	lost	-1.00	-£0.79
15	+1	02d1-21	grey shark (3)	Chesterfield - 3.10 Worcester	won 1/3	0.33	-£1.21
16	-3	d010-00	travelling man (1)	Crystal Lake - 7.45 Sandown	lost	-1.00	-£1.23
17	-3	d000202	uptheboro (3)	Kakapuka - 3.30 Lingfield	3rd 10/1	-1.00	-£1.25
18	+4	d113-12	la mallatiere (4)	Provenance - 7.45 Sandown	won 11/4	2.75	-£2.37
19	-4	11d0-12	Draw1 (3)	Bannister Bell - 2.00 Lingfield	lost	-1.00	-£2.53
20		000d-01	little.bobby (5)	Nathans Pride - 3.10 Worcester	n/r	0.00	-£4.29
21	-2	2211-00	The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil	Running Wolf - 6.45 Leicester	3rd 11/4	-1.00	-£4.48
22	-1	3211-02	look - it`s snowing	Kuda Huraa - 7.55 Leicester	lost	-1.00	-£5.40
23		1111-00	JRAS	Alketios - 6.35 Sandown	lost	-1.00	-£6.72
24		0001-11	Poppydog	Summer Times - 2.20 Catterick	3rd 2/5	-1.00	-£7.56
25		0d2001d	petemac (4)	Megaleka - 4.20 Catterick	lost	-1.00	-£9.35
26▼		0dd3-d0	FCH (3)	Zain Empire - 7.45 Sandown	lost	-1.00	-£11.37
27▼		300d102	eccentric (2)	Gambol - 8.20 Sandown	2nd 5/4	-1.00	-£11.66
28▼		d033-32	cannyman (5)	Grand Meister - 5.00 Lingfield	lost	-1.00	-£12.00
29▼		0200-30	elvissss (4)	Incendo - 7.55 Leicester	lost	-1.00	-£16.00
30▼		2000222	GEORGE.B	Gift Of Rain - 5.00 Lingfield	lost	-1.00	-£18.50

I will have you know that outside the prem winners above 5/2 are a regular occurrence.
That is why Salmon is going to struggle in 8 days time.

Think its safe to say Virgin will be joining the elite next month after a 5th decent priced winner this month. I'm sure Shane can't wait

john , raspberry and la mallatiere all have 11/4 winners

Lampus and grey shark are the other winners on a tricky day

Better luck tomorrow

See if you can nick China's watch when shaking his hand on the way past