Let`s have a Vegas thread. Where`s Pete?

pete has been hunted down by the people he welched on in Vegas       

didnt know pete was welsh ... that explains a thing or 2

He does seem a little sheepish

and his selections are pretty woolly

Ok here goes this is my answer.

Flight ok direct from Manchester (Thomas Cook) though outward journey we did not get seats together so that was my usual **** out the window.
Hotel New York New York better than average with real comfy massive beds that I managed to have passionate sex on 4 out of the 7 nights and only woke her up the once
Shows
Motown tribute 7/10
Prince Tribute 8.5 / 10 he was so sexy he managed to get the wife well lubricated so that night foreplay was not necessary
Legends Tribute Show 8/10 with best acts Michael Jackson , Marylyn Monroe (guaranteed erection) and Elvis.

Best place I ate out at Mandalay Bay buffet. 9 1/3 out of 10.

Visited most Hotels my top three 1st Mandalay Bay 2nd Venetian 3rd Ballagio

never played the tables till 5th Night lost a couple hundred dollars Black Jack in around 30 minutes (Dealers Tits putting me off) and she dealt the cards too fast  15 Dollar minimum stake. By the time the half Naked Babe delivered my drink my betting money I managed to squeeze out of the wife was gone.

Weather Perfect but only sunbathed 2 afternoons as it is not that type of holiday.

Best thing about the holiday was The Donny and Marie show I booked for the last night was cancelled last minute.
Best looking woman I seen was Pamela Anderson on the tables posing (well it looked like her anyway)
Best looking bloke I seen was this cool dude in the New York Hotel (it turned out to be a mirror)

Dearest round 2 x Vodka and Red Bull 25 dollars
Cheapest bottle of wine 40 dollars
the cheapest I paid for sex on the nights the wife wasn't interested 100 dollars (but I was that good she give me 50 dollars back)

Did I have a good time ? YES
Would I return ? maybe not.

**** should read BLOOOOOW JOBB

It all sounds very expensive pete.
I can't imagine anybody is stupid enough to pay you more than the minimum wage and you are obviously a hopeless punter. So was it you or Mrs pete who inherited a fortune ?
I'll teach you to laugh when people suggest I am over 90     

A fella at work said it was hideously expensive where he went.

Glad it all went well mate. I`ll ring you over the weekend.