PREMIER DIVISION SUNDAY 5th January (optional)

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1	+10	010	raspberrybottom	3.45 - Indian Jack	Won 5/1	5.00	£5.00
2	+2	111	I am the one and only 223	2.50 - Dingo Bay	Won 9/4	2.25	£3.85
3		112	general custer	3.25 - Oleohneh	Won 5/4	1.25	£3.45
4	+4	112	Hilly	2.50 - Dingo Bay	Won 9/4	2.25	£3.03
5	-4	111	Ming_the_Merciless	2.45 - Blood Cotil	Lost	-1.00	£1.76
6	-4	011	learning thegame (2)	12.50 - Anglo Irish	2nd 1/3	-1.00	£1.75
7	-2	133	china castle	3.15 - Mighty Mobb	n/r	0.00	£1.50
8	+14	100	scissors	3.10 - Perfect Pasture	Won 11/4	2.75	£1.15
9	-4	100	SkyAtlantic	1.40 - Bertie Milan	Lost	-1.00	£0.50
9	-4	102	warrick hunt	1.35 - Boondooma	3rd 6/4	-1.00	£0.50
11	+2	101	deadbrain59	1.00 - Wicklow Brave	Won 2/5	0.40	£0.33
12	-2	112	potlessagain	3.15 - Mighty Mobb	n/r	0.00	£0.20
13	+9	100	old applejack	2.10 - Avondhu Lady	Won 6/4	1.50	-£0.10
14	-5	n11	salmon spray	2.45 - Blood Cotil	Lost	-1.00	-£0.37
15	-4	310	mini me	2.35 - Teolagi	Lost	-1.00	-£1.00
16	+3	010	Moose	12.00 - Carrybridge	n/r	0.00	-£1.33
17	-3	110	soldieroffortune	2.45 - Blood Cotil	Lost	-1.00	-£1.50
18	-3	100	travelling man	1.35 - Boondooma	3rd 6/4	-1.00	-£1.62
18	-3	120	DubaiPrince	1.40 - War On	Lost	-1.00	-£1.62
20	-3	010	shearer2therestcue	12.50 - Anglo Irish	2nd 1/3	-1.00	-£2.09
21	-3	010	tryoffagain (1)	3.45 - Naaz	2nd 9/2	-1.00	-£2.09
22	-2	001	BinocularsNotNeeded	12.50 - Anglo Irish	2nd 1/3	-1.00	-£2.47
22	-2	231	caress	1.05 - Hotgrove Lad	Lost	-1.00	-£2.47
24		013	Cloughie1	2.45 - Blood Cotil	Lost	-1.00	-£2.90
25▼		013	stealthgun (1)	2.45 - Blood Cotil	Lost	-1.00	-£2.90
26▼		000	The Lord BUSH	1.40 - War On	Lost	-1.00	-£4.00
26▼		200	grey shark	12.30 - Turban	Lost	-1.00	-£4.00
26▼		200	Horny38DD	2.15 - Nautical Twilight	Lost	-1.00	-£4.00

38DD IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A LIFT, HEADING SOUTH NOT GOOD.

Peter, we do like to maintain certain standards here in the premier, childish smut has no place here



I wonder if they are 38DD

Apologies Shane but I was a big fan of the Benny Hill Show

raspberry who was recently crowned 2013 champion, takes over at the top, good call.

223 maintains his 100% record by way of a flukey late post
Hilly, general, scissors & applejack all make decent head way as we approach the end of the first week.

Well done all winners. Good luck if you decide to play Sunday.

Looking Good for the Blades.

Uhhh I knowwwwww. All those young ladies running around in skimpy underwear. They say we`ve moved forward

I suppose it`s still there but they wear skating costumes these days instead of stocking and suspenders.

I`ve a good feeling re Cloughie, pleased when they landed him. Gut feeling really. Said the same with Sherwood`s appointment at Spurs.

Funny you should say I have that booked a weekend at Newcastle in April table for 4 in the posh end at Newcastle (Grand National day) and the next day Dancing on Ice at The Newcastle Arena (for the Girls)

Just seen div 2 pete

Get in, I did not think I would be top and well done you again.
I was looking at the yearly Naps table the other day as I was pleased to see myself show a profit each of the last 3 Months then on further observation I noticed a certain Nijinsky with 5 consecutive profitable Months, great stuff keep it up.

I`m hoping Nijinsky can mount a serious challenge for promotion in to the premier division over the next few months

I`ll tell you what would be a good idea, a day out at the races, somewhere central for the napsters on here.

salmon can car share with me

In the back of course with caress/38DD in the front

Trouble with that Shane if we arranged to meet Reg at say 15 minutes before the first race and you never arrived till 10 minutes before he will have Fu**** O** never to be seen again.

Reg would have to attend Pete

la estrella 3.10 southwell

Molotov - 1.00 Naas

Gawd meeting Petemac
Can you imagine it -- in your wildest nightmares !!!
Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh

Obvious thing would be a night stay over --
Somewhere central ... Warwick looks good ..
Kings Hotel pub is next to course and a few minutes walk
into centre and best Castle in Britain is there if
You like history...
The dungeons are top class if we take  Petemac along !!

15:00:00 to be precise Pete

has chavvy joined the premiership?

warwick ... is that oop north?

Birmingham  reged
Don't you know nowt by gum lad

I know Birmingham ... its that blob that flashes by on the way to scotland ... and thats really oop north

ecky thump and all that!

15th c and Tudor style buildings everywhere ..
Incl a Charnel House ..
Might be able to slip Petemac in amongst the bodies
Once we've finished with him on the rack and the
Iron Maiden at the Castle

sounds excellent ... I'd deffo come for that!

Let's make a party of it -- look here
We can all choose one to use on Petemac
And Shanelee if Petemac pops off early
http://listverse.com/2009/07/20/top-10-gruesome-medieval-torture-devices/

A Taster =

A popular torture device during the Inquisition, the knee splitter does what it says: split victims’ knees and render them useless. Built from two spiked wood blocks, the knee splitter is placed on top of and behind the knee of its victims. Two large screws connecting the blocks are then turned, causing the two blocks to close towards each other and effectively destroy a victim’s knee. This device could also be used to inflict damage on other parts of the body such as the arms.

I`ll have had enough pain after the days racing scissors

that wld suit pete down to a T ... reckon he'd really enjoy that

F*** the racing
I'm getting really into this torture day out !!

think there's a good job goin for you in N Korea scissors ... must like dogs tho

Pete might like the Judas Chair

OMG -- you couldn't make it  up !!!!!!
In the middle of that web page detailing all
The gruesome details of how the medieval torture
Tools work --- is an advert for --
Stress Management !!! Hahaha

Pete will need it when he reads this

wd ras.

1230 naas moonlight boy



for warrick hunt

Marcilhac - 1.50 Plump
Tankee veree muchee

Monkerty Tunkerty 2.50 Plumpton thanks

Leg Iron 2.50 Plumpton thanks

Adrenalin Flight 2.50 Plumpton thanks