| POS | CHG | FORM | NAME | SELECTION | RESULT | +/- | TOTAL | ||
| 1▲ | +11 | 0012030 | the dealer | Charles Camoin - 4.15 Ascot | 1st 20/1 | 20.00 | £27.05 | ||
| 2▲ | +2 | 0003021 | Pre-Fat-Low-Fat-Foods (2) | Piping Rock - 2.30 Ascot | 1st 7/2 | 3.50 | £17.25 | ||
| 3▲ | -1 | 2001030 | SOULDANCER | No Selection | 0.00 | £16.50 | |||
| 4▲ | -3 | -111110 | Stevie Gerrard | Allnecessaryforce - 3.55 Carl | Lost | -1.00 | £15.63 | ||
| 5▲ | -102n30 | Weaver Fish (1) | No Selection | 0.00 | £13.38 | ||||
| 6 | -011203 | betme (1) | No Selection | 0.00 | £13.25 | ||||
| 7 | -4 | -000100 | buffythebookieslayer | Love Marmalade - 4.15 Ascot | 3rd | -1.00 | £13.00 | ||
| 8 | +2 | 3110102 | pauli | Bishop Roko - 3.05 Ascot | 1st 5/2 | 2.50 | £10.62 | ||
| 9 | -2 | 020110n | khyber kim | Cashpoint - 4.15 Ascot | Lost | -1.00 | £10.05 | ||
| 10 | +1 | -101120 | razmos | Dream Walker - 5.30 Carl | 1st 6/4 | 1.50 | £9.48 | ||
| 11 | -3 | 1020100 | unluckyStu | Blanc De Chine - 5.20 Ascot | Lost | -1.00 | £9.13 | ||
| 12 | -3 | -022300 | NEW KID IN TOWN | Arsaadi - 4.05 Pont | Lost | -1.00 | £8.50 | ||
| 13 | +2 | -000121 | ThreeToFour (4) | No Selection | 0.00 | £4.02 | |||
| 14 | -1 | -0n2000 | Trusty (1) | Love Marmalade - 4.15 Ascot | 3rd | -1.00 | £3.75 | ||
| 15 | -1 | 2011003 | :O (1) | Captain Scooby - 5.40 Pont | Lost | -1.00 | £3.45 | ||
| 16 | +1 | -031110 | MOB | No Selection | 0.00 | £2.06 | |||
| 17 | +1 | -111111 | dukeofpuke | No Selection | 0.00 | £1.93 | |||
| 18 | -2 | 0003000 | s.kenbo | Another Wise Kid - 5.20 Ascot | Lost | -1.00 | £1.50 | ||
| 19 | 1003013 | fortieschild | No Selection | 0.00 | -£0.12 | ||||
| 20 | 3122213 | siralex (2) | Dutch Masterpiece - 5.20 Ascot | Non-runner | 0.00 | -£0.62 | |||
| 21 | -001003 | ad hoc shouldve won a national (1) | Barbican - 3.05 Ascot | Lost | -1.00 | -£1.75 | |||
| 22 | -032002 | Shahrastani | No Selection | 0.00 | -£2.00 | ||||
| 23 | 3400033 | One Shot 2 Shot (1) | Steps - 5.20 Ascot | 2nd | -1.00 | -£3.90 | |||
| 24 | 0003110 | sing when ur winning | Face The Problem - 5.20 Ascot | Lost | -1.00 | -£4.75 | |||
| 25 | 3200110 | zipper (2) | Carthaginian - 3.30 Pont | Lost | -1.00 | -£4.98 | |||
| 26 | +1 | -000012 | elvissss (3) | No Selection | 0.00 | -£5.37 | |||
| 27 | -1 | 0000100 | sonofshinner (1) | Cheviot - 5.20 Ascot | Lost | -1.00 | -£5.50 | ||
| 28 | -000100 | chavman (9) | Dutch Masterpiece - 5.20 Ascot | Non-runner | 0.00 | -£5.54 | |||
| 29 | -000121 | SilverBuck1 (8) | No Selection | 0.00 | -£6.37 | ||||
| 30 | +1 | 0000121 | kruger76 (3) | No Selection | 0.00 | -£7.27 | |||
| 31 | -1 | 0022010 | uptheboro | Long Awaited - 5.20 Ascot | Lost | -1.00 | -£7.50 | ||
| 32 | 0000030 | Dan Chipowski (6) | No Selection | 0.00 | -£7.75 | ||||
| 33 | -01n000 | SirRembrandt | No Selection | 0.00 | -£7.98 | ||||
| 34 | +1 | -dddd0d | Whippin Piccadilly (10) | No Selection | 0.00 | -£9.57 | |||
| 35 | -1 | 1122210 | warhan | Long Awaited - 5.20 Ascot | Lost | -1.00 | -£10.12 | ||
| 36 | -022221 | Grok | No Selection | 0.00 | -£10.14 | ||||
| 37 | -101000 | josh monk (2) | No Selection | 0.00 | -£10.17 | ||||
| 38 | -00012d | mikeeboy (10) | No Selection | 0.00 | -£11.50 | ||||
| 39 | -440000 | Ivor Herbert | No Selection | 0.00 | -£13.00 | ||||
| 40 | +2 | 2dddddd | yeahyeahwhatever (10) | No Selection | 0.00 | -£13.50 | |||
| 41 | -1 | -000100 | atk1304 (2) | Mont Ras - 4.05 Pont | Lost | -1.00 | -£14.00 | ||
| 42 | -1 | -103000 | madhatters | Ella Motiva - 5.00 Carl | Lost | -1.00 | -£14.17 | ||
| 43 | 2020000 | DFCIRONMAN | First Class Favour - 5.30 Carl | Lost | -1.00 | -£18.25 | |||
| 44 | -dddddd | onemanarmy (10) | No Selection | 0.00 | -£20.00 | ||||
| 45 | -000202 | The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil | No Selection | 0.00 | -£21.25 | ||||
| 46 | 0000n30 | sixtwosix | Joe Packet - 5.20 Ascot | Lost | -1.00 | -£27.00 | |||
| 47 | 3000000 | top2rated | Judge 'n Jury - 5.20 Ascot | Lost | -1.00 | -£28.00 | |||
| 203 | OURDAVE | RETIRED |



only gets him up two to eighth, still three places short of the transportation zone. Yet he's knocked in four winners in the last week! Two days ago Stevie Gerrard, after that fantastic run, was topping the table. Now he's down to fourth and lookin over his shoulder at the wannabes just a few squidlies behind. 


...AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
(which ws in part why it ws wrong Monday!)