REBECCA IS A SUPER STAR

AS SOON AS SHE MAKES A C D ,IM GOING TO TRADE MY RECORD PLAYER IN FOR A SECOND HAND C D PLAYER

AND GO TO NIGHT SCHOOL ,SO I CAN LEARN WHICH BUTTONS TO PRESS,SHES WORTH IT

SHES THAT MELONCOLLY SHE COULD BRING TEARS TO YOUR EYES ,EVEN SINGING THE BIRDEE SONG

IF SHE LIVED NEXT DOOR TO ME ,I WOULD SAY TO HER ,SING LOUD AT MEAL TIMES SO I CAN HEAR YOU

Say it with me children ........................















hmmmmm!

PEOPLE IN LIVERPOOL ARE PROUD OF HER ,LIKE THE AFRICANS ARE PROUD OF THEIR ELEPHANTS

ID DEFINATLY GO AND SEE HER SING ,IF I COULD FIND MY WAY TO THE SHOW ,AND SOMEONE KINDLEY GIVE ME 4 FREE TICKETS

ID STAND UP ON THE BUS FOR HER ,IF SHE GOT ON WITH A BUGGY AND A LOAD OF SHOPPING SHES LOVERLY

IF LIVERPOOL COUNCIL GOT HER TO TURN THE XMAS LIGHTS ON ,IM SURE THERE WOULD NOT BE AS MANY LIGHT BULBS PINCHED

IF SHE WAS ON AT GLADSTONBERRY ,I THINK EVEN THE VICAR OF THE LOCAL CHURCH WOULD COME TO SEE HER
SHES AN ANGEL

IVE NOT SEEN ALOT OF NICE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE ,BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE OF GIRL ,MOST DADS WOULD LIKE THEIR SONS TO BRING HOME WITH A FISH AND CHIP SUPPER

WHEN SHE SANG AMAZEING GRACE ,I THOUGHT IF I HAVE HER  SINGING THAT SONG AT MY FUNERAL ,I WONT FEEL AS BAD ABOUT GOING

The woman has got a really annoying voice.

Apart from that, her impersonation of graveyard stiffs bores me rigid too.

I think she should do a pole dance in the Final ... might give her some respect then.

barnaby u r one clueless mother f....r

And you my friend are one clueless father f....r !!

have u got a runner at cheltenham on friday in a grade 2 hurdle i have

so up urs

LMFAO YSFC

ull be watching in ur local billies while ill be having 3 course meal they are putting on for owners

jealousy is a terrible thing barnaby;just be glad that im good at my profession

what is your horse called

IF YOUR GOING TO SWEAR ,I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU BOTH WENT ELSE WEAR ,LAUREL AND HARDY ,MORECOM AND WISE ,TERRY AND PEARL CARR,AND PINKY ANY PERKY NEVER SWORE

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT,THERES JEHOVAS WITNESSES ,AND CHRISTIANS ,AND NUNS COME ON HERE ,THEY DONT WANT TO LISTEN TO SWEAR WORDS

YOUR THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO SWEAR IN MC DONALDS ,WHILE IM TRYING TO WORK OUT THE CHEAPEST DEAL

REBECCA HAS A LOVERLY VOICE ,I WOULD LIKE TO FALL ASLEEP LISTENING TO HER SINGING ,ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFULL  ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL ,AND I BET WHEN IVE DRUYNK MY HORLICKS AND LISTENED TO HER ,I BET I WOULD HAVE BEAUTIFULL DREAMS

IM FED UP OF GOING INTO BANKS AND POST OFFICES AND SHOPS,AND ALL THE SWEARING THAT GOES ON ,AND THE CUSTOMERS ARNT MUCH BETTER

YOU CAN TELL REBEECCA DOESNT SWEAR ,AND I BET SHE CLEANS HER TEETH

YOU SHOULDNT BE SWORE AT BECAUSE YOUVE SPILT YOUR MEAT PIE CHIPS AND GRAVY OVER THE POST OFFICE CASHIER LIKE I WAS ,IT WASNT MY FAULT ,I TOLD THE CHINAMAN I DIDNT WANT GRAVY ON IT

BUT BECAUSE HE WAS CHINESE ,I DIDNT WANT TO QUESTION HIS VOCABULARY,I THOUGHT DO WAH DIDDY BE NICE TO THE CHINA MAN

I DIDNT MEAN TO SPILL GRAVY OVER HER PRIMARK WHITE BLOSE WITH FAUK FUR TRIMMINGS

I KNEW IT WAS FROM PRIMARK WHEN SHE THREW IT AT ME AND I NOTICED THE LABEL

The woman has got a really annoying voice.

I agree lets see how many others on here agree.

BTW. What Simon manges to hypnotise the public into beliviing ain't neccessarily so. Thats why he is going to rush The winners LP out quick befoe the Cowell drug wears off.

Rebecca will win easy and it makes no difference what people say on here as they only bet not vote.

REBECCA WILL BE A BIGGER STAR,THAN TWINKLE TWINKLE

Do Wah Diddy you make me laugh(in a funny ha ha way)

Keep 'em coming.

Diddy I have just read your posts to my wife and we have both p*ssed ourselves laughing...thanks for that

GEORGE YOU SHOULD LEARN THE BANJO THEN YOU CAN SING TO HER

oops was that racist Diddy..don't spoil it please

ITS PEOPLE LIKE REBECCA THAT WE WANT ON TV ,NOT  THE LIKES OF AMY WHINEHOUSE,OR BRITTANY SPEARS,THEY HAVE BOTH GOT SEASON TICKETS FOR THEM RE HAB CLINICS, MARY WHITEHOUSE WOULD BE PROUD OF HER

REBECCA WEARS LOVERLEY DRESSES,AND HAS HER HAIR NICE ,SHE SHOULD GET EXTRA POINTS FOR THAT  AS WELL
LIKE I USED TO DO WHEN I WAS IN THE CUBS FOR CLEANING MY FINGERNAILS AND SHOES

IF REBECCA SANG SOME WHERE OVER THE RAINBOW ,I WOULD BE ON THAT YELLOW BRICK ROAD FASTER THAN ANY MOTORBIKE  LOOKING FOR HER RAINBOW

I DONT SEND ANY CHRISTMAS CARDS AND THATS TRUE MY MAM WILL TELL YOU THAT SHE TELLS EVERYBODY,BUT I WOULD SEND HER A CARD  IF I KNEW WHERE SHE LIVED,AND IT WOULD BE A NEW ONE

THERES NOT MANY GIRL SINGERS  I LIKE, THE LAST GIRL I LIKED SINGING WAS GRACIE FIELDS SINGING LITTLE DONKEY,BUT REBECCA IS NOW MY FAV

AFTER THAT LITTLE DONKEY RECORD BY GRACIE FIELDS ,THERE WAS ALOT OF DONKEYS SAVED FROM BEING CAGED

NOT ONLY WAS IT A HIT,IT DID ALOT FOR SUFFERING DONKEYS

I HOPE ONE DAY SOMEONE SINGS ABOUT GAMBLERS

I COULD DO WITH SAVEING

lov it!

Rebecca is 1.09 to be top 3.

Is that 1/25 with commission? She will be top 3 but not great odds are they....?

Springsteen on bbc 1 now for those that like him. Saw him in 1984. Awesome.

THE PHONE ON OUR COUNCIL ESTATE HAS BEEN PINCHED AGAIN ,BUT BEFORE THEY WENT THEVE SMASHED ALL THE WINDOWS IN THE PHONE BOX WITH IT ,IVE BEEN ON THE BUS TO THE POST OFFICE WITH MY FREE BUS PASS ,I TOLD THEM WE NEED A NEW PHONE ON OUR ESTATE ,I TOLD THEM I NEEDED TO VOTE FOR REBECCA  ON SAT

THE GIRL WAS YOUNG SHE SAID IT WOULD TAKE AT LEAST A WEEK ,I THINK SHE WONT GET IT FIXED FOR SAT ,BECAUSE I HERD HER SAY SHES VOTEING FOR ONE DIRECTION,

I ASKED THE OLD LADY NEXT DOOR COULD I BORROW HER MOBILE PHONE ON SAT IF THE TELEPHONE BOX PHONE IS STILL BROKE

SHE SAID NO,SHE SAID THE LAST TIME SHE LENT IT ME,THERE WAS A SNAKES AND LADDER GAME ON HER MOBILE PHONE AND SHE COULDNT DELATE IT,SHE SAID SHE KEPT HAVEING BAD DREAMS

Brilliant thread - wish I'd seen some of your other 7,000 posts

I PLEADED WITH HER ,I SAID REBEECCA COULD END UP ON BENEEFITS FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE IF SHE DOESNT GET ENOUGH VOTES,AND I SAID SHES GOT A LITTLE BABY,

SHE SAID SHE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE SHE STARTED PLAYING HANKY PANKY WITH THE BOYS

I SAID TO HER ,EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES ,SHE SAID WELL LET HER SUFFER LIKE I HAD TO WITH MY HUSBAND BEFORE HE DIED ,I HATED HIM

IF I HAD TO SUFFER WHY CANT SHE

REALLY SHES A NICE OLD LADY SHE ALLWAYS SENDS ME A BIRTHDAY CARD,AND SOMETIMES IT NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY

I SAID TO HER DONT YOU LIKE REBECCA,SHE LOOKS NICE ON T V

SHE SAID TAKE MY WORD DO WAH DIDDY YOUVE GOT TO LIVE WWITH THEM BEFORE YOU CAN SAY WEATHER THERE NICE OR NOT

I SAID ILL HAVE TO GO ,SHE SAID WELL WIPE YOUR FEET ON THE WELCOME MAT BEFORE YOU GO  OUT,IVE JUST CLEANED THE FRONT STEP

I ALLWAYS TELL HER ,THAT HER HAIR LOOKS NICE ,THATS WHY I THINK SHE LIKES ME

DUM DIDDY F*****G DOO

BARNABY YOUR A DISGRACE TO YOUR BARNABY NAME ,ALL THE BARNABYS I KNOW ARE NICE AND ARE IN FAIRY TALE BOOKS ,YOUR THE KIND OF PERSON WHO GOES ON YOU TUBE AND SWEARS AT ALL THE JEDWARD ,AND KYELEE MINOUGE FANS

NICE PEOPLE WONT WANT YOU TO SIT NEXT TO THEM ON A BUS

NO NICE GIRLS WILL WANT A SWEARING BARNABY AS THEIR BOYFRIENDS ,AND IM SURE NO NICE BOYS WILL EVEN WANT YOU AS A SWEARING BARNABY BOYFRIEND

YOU WILL BE THE ONLY BARNABY IN THE VILLAGE THAT NOBODY WANTS

I am so upset, I am going for a sh1t.

YOU SHOULDNT TALK LIKE THAT BARNABABY ,YOU WILL END UP ON THE JERRAMY KILE SHOW,YOU DONT WANT TO LET EVERYBODY SEE YOU BEING TOLD OFF BY JERRAMY ON T V

Excellent thread Do wah.

I believe Barnababy may actually be Jerramy.

wow massive gamble going on Rebeccas price.

Give it a rest pm. Given the insight of the vast majority on this forum your constant and obvious ramping is not only falling on deaf ears its also somewhat insulting.

Have the courage of your convictions and don't lay her.

ITS ALL RIGHT FOR THE OTHERS ,REBECCAS GOT A BABY ,I BET SHE CANT RELAX WORRYING WEATHER THE XMAS DECORATIONS HAVE BEEN PUT UP,AND IF HER GAS BILL AND ELECTRIC BILL HAS BEEN PAID,AND WEATHER THERE WILL BE ANY TURKEYS LEFT FOR XMAS DINNER,

SHES GOT ALL THE WASHING TO DO WHEN SHE COMES BACK ,IF SHE DOESNT WIN,THEM ONE DIRECTION WILL GET THEIR MAMS TO DO IT

THEM ONE DIRECTION DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BRING UP A BABY ,AND THEN CLEAN THE TOILET

The demon drink plus the big freeze is a bad combination

The title of this thread shows how low our standards have sunk. I know lots of people like Rebbecca and I respect that.

But if Rebbecca is a superstar then this litle planet is severly lacking in stars.

Rebecca has been backed to be a worldwide superstar by dozens of famous musicians now.Maybe ou should phone them all up and tell them
they are wrong because you have backed Matt at short odds and already drank the champage.

DONT YOU KNOW A SUPER STAR WHEN YOU SEE ONE ,MELVO SUPER STARS HAVE TO START SOME WHERE ,AND X FACTOR IS WHERE SHE STARTED

SHES A DIAMOND NOT A QVC DIAMONDIQUE REPLICA

IVE NOTICED HER SUPERSTARNESS AT AN EARLY STAGE ,I TOLD EVERYONE GEORGE BEST WAS A SUPER STAR WHEN HE PLAYED IN THE YOUTH TEAM ,I ALSO SAID SHERGAR WOULD BE A SUPER STAR AS A 2 YEAR OLD ,I ALSO SAID TIGER WOODS WOULD BECOME A SUPERSTAR BEFORE HE COULD COUNT TO 18 (THATS THE NUMBER OF HOLES ON A GOLF COURSE)

P S SHERGAR WAS A SUPERSTAR HORSE

PPS GEORGE BEST WAS A  SUPERSTAR FOOTBALLER

PPPS TIGER WOODS WAS A SUPER STAR GOLFER AND IVE SEEN HIM IN PERSON

PPPPS IVE ALSO SEEN GEORGE BEST ,MANY TIMES AND GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH AND TALKED TO HIM,EVEN HE SAID HE WAS A SUPER STAR SO I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

SHES GOING TO BE A PROPER SUPER STAR ,ONE OF THOSE THAT  EVERYBODY  WOULD STAY QUITE  FOR WHEN SHES SINGING,EVEN IF IT WAS A WORKING MENS CLUB OR BRITISH LEGION,NO ONE WOULD LEAVE THEIR SEATS FOR THEIR BINGO TICKETS WHILE SHE WAS STILL ON THE STAGE

JANOV IS RIGHT

IF THEM ONE DIRECTION WIN ,IT WILL BE ALCOHOL,WOMEN AND MONEY AND HAVEING A GOOD TIME

IF THAT SIMON COWELL THINKS ANYTHING OF THEM ,HE SHOULD SHOW THEM ME ,AND SEE WHAT A DISASTER THEY CAN TURN INTO ,THERES A PRICE TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU DO ,AND IM PAYING IT ,TALKING TO MYSELF ON A COMPUTER IS ONLY A FRACTION OF WHAT LIFE WILL BE
IF YOUR A NAUGHTY BOY

REBECCA WONT HAVE TIME FOR ENJOYING HERSELF WITH A BABY TO LOOK AFTER,AND A HOUSE TO CLEAN

IF SHE DOESNT WIN X FACTOR SHE WILL STILL BE A SUPER STAR,YOU DONT NEED A TELESCOPE TO SEE THAT

TELESCOPE SUPER STAR DO YOU GET IT

IF SNOW WHITE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND SAID
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO IS THE FAIREST OF ALL, THE MIRROR WOULD SAY I DONT KNOW BUT REBECCA WILL BE A SUPERSTAR ,SNOW WHITE REMEMBER WHERE YOU HERD IT

Rebecca has been backed to be a worldwide superstar by dozens of famous musicians now.Maybe ou should phone them all up and tell them
they are wrong because you have backed Matt at short odds and already drank the champage.

This only goes to prove that this little planet is severly lacking in stars.

NAME ME A PLANET THATS GOT MORE STARS

THATS GOT YOU

Planet 1970.


Arrival - Friends - 01-70
Badfinger - Come And Get It - 01-70
Shirley Bassey - Something - 07-70
The Beach Boys - Cottonfields - 06-70
The Beatles - Let It Be - 03-70
Black Sabbath - Paranoid - 10-70
Bobby Bloom - Montego Bay - 09-70
Blue Mink - Good Morning Freedom - 04-70
Bob & Marcia - Young Gifted And Black - 03-70
Bread - Make It With You - 09-70
The Brotherhood Of Man - United We Stand - 02-70
Jimmy Cliff - Wild World - 09-70
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Travelin' Band - 05-70
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Up Around The Bend - 07-70
The Cuff Links - When Julie Comes Around - 04-70
Dana - All Kinds Of Everything - 04-70
Desmond Dekker - You Can Get It If You Really Want - 09-70
Neil Diamond - Cracklin' Rosie - 11-70
Sacha Distel - Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - 03-70
Edison Lighthouse - Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) - 01-70
Dave Edmunds - I Hear You Knocking - 11-70
Free - All Right Now - 06-70
Frijid Pink - House Of The Rising Sun - 05-70
Marvin Gaye - Abraham Martin & John - 06-70
Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In The Sky - 04-70
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Voodoo Chile - 11-70
The Jackson Five - I Want You Back - 02-70
The Jackson Five - ABC - 06-70
The Jackson Five - The Love You Save - 08-70
The Jackson Five - I'll Be There - 12-70
Jethro Tull - The Witch's Promise / Teacher - 02-70
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Voodoo Chile - 11-70
Johnny Johnson & The Bandwagon - Sweet Inspiration - 08-70
Johnny Johnson & The Bandwagon - Blame It On The Pony Express - 12-70
Tom Jones - Daughter Of Darkness - 05-70
The Kinks - Lola - 07-70
John Lennon, Yoko Ono & The Plastic Ono Band - Instant Karma - 02-70
Marmalade - Reflections Of My Life - 01-70
Marmalade - Rainbow - 08-70
Lee Marvin - Wand'rin' Star - 02-70
Matthews Southern Comfort - Woodstock - 10-70
Mc****ss Flint - When I'm Dead And Gone - 12-70
Melanie - Ruby Tuesday - 11-70
Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi - 08-70
The Moody Blues - Question - 05-70
The Move - Brontosaurus - 05-70
Mr. Bloe - Groovin' With Mr. Bloe - 06-70
Mungo Jerry - In The Summertime - 06-70
Gilbert O'Sullivan - Nothing Rhymed - 12-70
Freda Payne - Band Of Gold - 09-70
Peter, Paul & Mary - Leavin' On A Jet Plane - 01-70
The Rattles - The Witch - 11-70
Cliff Richard - Goodbye Sam Hello Samantha - 06-70
Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - The Tears Of A Clown - 08-70
Kenny Rogers & The First Edition - Something's Burning - 03-70
Diana Ross - Ain't No Mountain High Enough - 10-70
Diana Ross & The Supremes - Someday We'll Be Together - 01-70
Jimmy Ruffin - Farewell Is A Lonely Sound - 04-70
Jimmy Ruffin - I'll Say Forever My Love - 08-70
Jimmy Ruffin - It's Wonderful - 11-70
Shocking Blue - Venus - 02-70
Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water - 03-70
Edwin Starr - War - 11-70
Status Quo - Down The Dustpipe - 06-70
Steam - Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - 03-70
Cat Stevens - Lady D'Arbanville - 07-70
Ray Stevens - Everything Is Beautiful - 06-70
The Supremes - Up The Ladder To The Roof - 05-70
The Temptations - I Can't Get Next To You - 02-70
The Temptations - Ball Of Confusion - 10-70
Ten Years After - Love Like A Man - 07-70
T. Rex - Ride A White Swan - 11-70
Nicky Thomas - Love Of The Common People - 07-70
Three Dog Night - Mama Told Me Not To Come  - 09-70
The Tremeloes - Me And My Life - 10-70
Stevie Wonder - Never Had A Dream Come True - 04-70
Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours - 08-70

LIKE I SAID THATS GOT YOU,THATS A SILLY BILLY ANSWER

REBECCA WILL BE HUGE,AND IT WONT BE BECAUSE OF THE NUMBER OF CAKES SHE EATS