Cher Lloyd

She really looks like someone (not Cheryl) with the way she smiles and scrunches her face up, but can't put my finger on it.

A bit of Karen Grant (from Brookside) about her too.

Thought there was a lot of sound doctoring going on with that audition.

Square, I can't work out who it is she looks like either. Its bugging me.

She was being ramped on R1 today, seemingly being received as a bit more 'kool' than your usual xf auditionee.

No way I'd consider backing at this stage, smacks of a very well rehearsed audition and she is going to struggle to get wide xf voter appeal imo. A sexed up 16yo! It's a longshot that will know exactly what to do with her, perhaps Camp Rock??

I agree with the sound doctoring Squares.

Dot Cotton impersonator.

I'm interested in this sound doctoring, how do you mean?

Didn't sound totally "natural", - autotune, etc.

borrowed corins eyebrows

sounded too good to be live, if it was she will go close
with some proper eyebrows

Tattoos are real. 3 at 16? [:o] She does look older though tbf... [;)]

Claiming she wants to be a female Dappy I'm not sure is the smartest of moves either. Although he is a top lad in reality he doesn't have a great public image.

It was interesting to me that it was edited like the crowd received Cher amazingly well, but I can't help thinking that many mums/grans watching would have been saying to themselves that it was too much too young for this kid.

She looks like Lisa Stansfield in her younger days. Major chance imo.

Very generous odds Cheps [;)]

Has Tongy himself been trying to get on?

got some on in the high street yesterday at 14s

More realistic. I think the mentor's attempts to conform her to the XF standards could be cringeworthy

She had a very good song choice, that's all. She couldn't really sing, her dancing and moves were very awkward even to the extent where I genuinely thought she was one of the joke acts at first. The chavs will lap it up because they've found a song they didn't know about but she'll be found out as soon as she has to do something different.

Don't bet on her!

I certainly think she was better than that description AY. She could certainly belt out whatever it was she was attempting

But power ballads look unlikely to be her 'thang'. And the audience of this tends to prefer allrounders

I am a hardy old pro but this girl brought a tear to my eye.I am convinced she will win and will be lumping on Big Time.

I am with you acey. Took some 8s with hills yesterday, which I thought was short enough. Market gone mad today though and 7/2 with hills. Ridiculous. Uncanny resemblense to Lisa Stansfield for those of you old enough to remember her!

coming up on TM now

7/2 [smiley:crazy][:o][:(]

I don't think she looks like Lisa Stansfield.

I'm thinking it's Michelle Keegan, that bird off Corrie, she most closely resembles.

Although she still looks like someone else, esp around the mouth, when she pulls all those faces.  Maybe a comedienne or an impressionist mimicking someone.

Not even the best on her estate

THE grand final of Worcester’s biggest singing competition has raised hundreds of pounds for the Worcestershire Breast Unit Campaign.

More than 600 people poured into Sin, New Street, on Wednesday night for the final of Text Factor 2010.

The crowd, who supported the 15 contestants with posters and banners and voted for their favourites via text message, raised almost £900 for the breast cancer campaign. In return, they were treated to an up-tempo performance by legendary singer Ray Lewis, former member of the Drifters, who helped out with the judging.

At the end of the evening Ellice Chidlow was crowned winner. The 18-year-old student from Hereford walked away from the X Factor-style contest with £2,500 in prize money, while runner up Cher Lloyd received £1,000.

Miss Chidlow said: “The competiton was an amazing experience and I loved every second of it.

“I was competing with some really amazing singers and I just couldn’t believe it when they called out my name.”

Clearly been noshing off Ray Lewis

this time last year Danyl was the same price/hype...

True, but he was patently identifiable as a koont even then. Cher more likely to fall into the Vickers trap imo

Vickers is, and was always a star. Cher will have to follow this up; time after time time. Has she the staying power? Lets she. I for one do not see this one performance as evdence of improvability and increasing likability. I hope Gamus price drifts way out.

Oh yep melv, my point was merely that the Vickers style was equally hard to adapt to the format; she was far more talented (from what I can tell)

...       http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cher-Lloyd-XFactor-2010/154871124525221?ref=ts

I will absolutely not be backing this girl.

This is why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6VMq7c1m6c

How come non of the the  muso tech heads's are analysing how much of Cher's performance was electronically maufactured. A lot going by the above.

She'll be shovelled into a Cowell group called 'Autotune' nap

Actually good name for a band.

Initially impressive but won't stay the distance.  To win this you have to belt out the ballads and hit the top notes. She's a one note pony. That said I think she could be a big star but she'd have been better off being groomed by some record company and then launched on public.

Bottom line is she doesn't need X Factor.

Lay.

Curiously, she'd probably have done ok on that other specials bonanza the mercury prize tonight, given the right material

Wish I could lay her for XF, but I always say that at this time of year

I don't think she looks like Lisa Stansfield. She reminds me more of Cathy Dennis around the mouth area.

she didnt sing she just talked sh it on a mic. she does look like sum 1 out of a soap or sumert

She also looks a lot like Ola Jordan.

yup, can see that in the mouth and facial expressions

She also looks like Emilia from Big Brother Celebrity Hijack.

Can't deny she can sing and seemingly from media reports she is liked, but am I the only one that thinks she could be someone difficult to warm too. If she is 16, I hope that isn't a real tattoo on her hand, definite chance of being trailer park and, bad I know, she looks like a goblin.

feck off you clueless coont

thought she was dreadful last night.  took an awful song and somehow managed to make it much worse.

"michael jordan, tiger woods...." - self-indulgent bullsh!t.

non-runner.

I think she's the most current contestant this year. I can see her winning, and doing tracks with some American hip hop artist rapping on it.

I wasn't too impressed with her last night and neither was Cowell. I'm sure he sees her as a female Justin Bieber, and he's going to do everything he can for her to win. I don't think there's a gap in the market for the likes of Matt Cardle, etc.

Yeah, because all previous winners have filled a gap in the market [;)]

Reminds me of a Thunderbirds puppet, the heavily made up face and oversize head might have something to do with that, oh and the dancing.

I think she's the most current contestant this year. I can't see her winning

Been told by a member of her house that she did not make the final.

apparently Grimshaw and Payne have both thrown one up her already if you believe the rumours. Personally I don't. Payne will come out as gay post-X Factor, just like McElderry. The 'boys' that get through invariably are (ie, it's in the contract they have to nosh off Cowell and Walsh).

Aidan must be surely

The version she did sounds nothing like the original, but sounds like this one she copied, prefer this girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96zgl8Trf84&feature=related

Will future historians say we at a cultural high point or low point?


Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

Hopped up out the bed turn my swag on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yeah, I'm getting money, oh

Hopped up out the bed turn my swag on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yeah, I'm getting money, oh

Turn my swag on
It's my time to turn it up, yeah, yeah
I put my team on, did my theme song
Now it's time to turn it up, yeah, yeah

I got a question why they hatin' on me
I got a question why they hatin' on me
I ain't did nothing to 'em but count this money
And put my team on and now my hold click stunny

Boy wat's up, yeah? Boy wat's up, yeah?
When I was nine years old
I put it in my head, I'ma die for this gold
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, boy what's up?

Hopped up out the bed turn my swag on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yea, I'm getting money, oh

Hopped up out the bed turn my swag on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yea, I'm getting money, oh

I'm back again,
I know a lot of y'all thought I wasn't coming back, yeah, yeah
I had to prove 'em wrong
Got back in the studio came up wit another hit, yeah, yeah

I told the world my story, the world where I'm from
Souljaboyxl.com, boy what's up? Yeah, yeah

Now every time you hear me spit
Every time you hear me rhyme
Every time you see me in your state or town
Say wat's up? Yeah, yeah, Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

Hopped up out the bed turn my swag on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yeah, I'm getting money, oh

Hopped up out the bed turn my swag on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yeah, I'm getting money, oh

6/1 will look HUGE in a few weeks

FAwAld

a female Andrew Garcia. Lauded for their originality early doors, but struggle under the pressure of keeping it up imho.

she's a total waste of space.

an emotional wreck, malnourished, does sh!te raps to sh!te songs.

she's so original that she copies everything about cheryl.

she's so street, urban and authentic that she's entered the x factor.

"i'm going to bring it".... what does that mean, you self-obsessed bint?

warning to cheryl cole: this is what you will come to look like if you ever become best friends with amy winehouse.

It does look huge Larry. For 1st eviction [;)]

ringy dingy dingy

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ringy dingy dingy

LFAO !

N1 Cher, and LOL at oh-so-desperate Katie.




X Factor hopeful Cher Lloyd has blasted the press for writing rubbish stories about her.

The 17-year-old singer, who is being mentored by Cheryl Cole on the ITV1 show, criticised the newspapers during a press day at ITV studios this morning.

Speaking to Daybreak, Lloyd said: "Who wants to read the papers? They are full of rubbish."

According to Sunday Mirror showbiz reporter Dean Piper, she made a bad impression on journalists. Writing on Twitter, he said: "Cher Lloyd's opening line at the press chats earlier was, 'I hate the press'. Great start for her. Not!"

However, Lloyd's show rival Katie Waissel said that she was happy to spend the morning with journalists. "We're all only human so it's cool," she said. "We're just really excited to have this opportunity and share with everybody how excited we are about this upcoming show."

Waissel added: "It's really a whirlwind. And I'm super-focused about this upcoming show. I just can't wait to show the public and voters that we all deserve to be here. To be up on stage doing what we are all so passionate about is really exciting."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0nvRmihC_w

link

very very funny

Front page of Sun

'Cher is a violent bully' 

by former schoolmate

Get Cher Out!

Free the Clackmannanshire (via Zimbabwe) one!

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/
posts/view/157210/X-Factor
-Cher-Lloyd-to-quit

Headline doesn't quite match the story!

Clackmannanshire is fooking made up innit

Next to other fictitious places like Dunbartonshire, Perthshire and East Stirlingshire I suppose. All a figment of Alex Salmond's imagination designed to screw more benefits out of Whitehall

"ringy dingy dingy" still makes me chuckle!