A pitiful World Cup, full of overpaid chancers...

...and that's just the sports 'reporters', all of whom are now seemingly critical about the event. Of course, not one of them asked to go home and report on something more credible this last month. 

And don't worry, come August, these selfsame cretins will soon be telling you that the Premiership is the most important competition in the world, played for by the best sportsmen in the world.

(repeat until 2014 and beyond).