Make up your North Korean story!

We have had  'they are not showing their matches live in north korea so they can doctor the footgae to look like they won'  and also the cracking ' the north korean fans in the stadium are actually chinese actors paid to pretend they are north korean'

mine is that the north korean who cried in the anthem singing was remote controlled (a bit like barbie) by the Dear Leader kim Il sung (or whatever is name is) to show how much the players love the socialist paradise