North Korean squad announced

Quite a few guys sharing a birthdate.

Made in a lab ?

some controversial choices there, surprised at plethora of players from pyongyang city after their relatively poor season.

who picked the squad?

the glorious leader

The following squads have just been announced for the 2010 World Cup:

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Pinnochio
Libero
Vimto
Memento
Borneo
Tango
Cheerio
Subbuteo
Scenario
Fellatio
Portfolio

SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010


Itch
Annoyingitch
Hardtoreachitch
Scratchanitch
Hic
Sic
Spic
Pric
Digaditch
Fallinaditch
Horseraditch

SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov
Chesticov
Nasticov
Slalomsky
Downhillsky
Risky
Swedishshev
Mastershev
****ov
U****ov

SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov


ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou
Blessiou
Thankyiou
Busqueue
Snookercu
Pennyciou
Twoapennyciou
Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou
Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou


DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen
Crapdefenssen
Haveagossen
Firstsson
Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen
Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen
Getthebeerssen

SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen


ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Baloni
Potbelli
Beerbelli
Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli
Yrarseissmelli
Onetoomani
Legslikejelli
Havabenni
Wobblijelli
Spendapenni

SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi   

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
San Francisco
Costa Brava
Hopelez
Juan Andonly
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina
Skrewdigalz
Luis Canon
Sombrero
Chihuahua
Jose

SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland
Van der Valk
Van Gard
Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus
Hertz van Rental
Transit van Dors
Van Coova
Van Sprokendown
Aye van Hoe

SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, **** van ****. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a ****.

GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ 
           
SUBS:
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ

Brilliant M&P

in tears after reading  M & P`s post

I'm already feeling sorry for the commentators when N Korea play, imagine trying to remember all those!

They wont really have to remember. N Korea will get a total of 30% possession across all 3 group games!

the bloob Joined: 11 Jul 02
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I'm already feeling sorry for the commentators when N Korea play, imagine trying to remember all those!

They could say anything.  Who could tell the difference?

Max that was seriously funny stuff, top marks sir.

Van Halen a shocking omission from Dutch squad imo ;)

and Pak Nam-chol (April 25) passes it to Pak Nam-chol (Amrokgang)...commentators will love this!

North Korea did very well in qualifying as they were a 4th seed for the last phase as opposed to Australia & South Korea who were both 1st seeds while Japan were a 2nd seed.

On that basis their price should be about the same as Japan's anyway (400/1) so in that sense they look a bit big at the 2,000/1 available.

This is one strictly for the "value" punters though - getting 2,000/1 about a 400/1 shot!

Great fun at their home qualifier against South Korea with the NKers refusing to allow either the SK flag to be raised or the SK national anthem to be played in Pyongyang with the result that the match had to be played in China.

Tucker, Someone's having you on. That's a menu.

Good work M&P.

Disappointed to see Tosmydogov omitted from Russia squad.

superb stuff