World Cup commentator cliché thread

holland....the best side to have never won the world cup

'Carnival atmosphere'

"Henry had a hand in France's qualification"

193 countries began on the world cup journey and now we are down to two

only the brazilians can score goals like that

which as we all know is a load of bollock$

84 places seperate these two nations in the FIFA world rankings

Nelson Mandela sure to get a mntion somewhere along the way, and someone will surely do a report from his prison cell, or mention the song 'Free Nelson Mandela'

uruguay...the 1st ever winners of the then called jules rimet trophy

Group of death.

Nobody will die

unmatched yet again 01 Dec 21:32


only the brazilians can score goals like that

which as we all know is a load of bollock$




On the same theme

Only a Brazilian could have done that...and only a Brazilian would have tried

The vuvuzela will get mentioned at least half a dozen times per match.

Did it cross the line. (NAP).

Can manchester utd score?? They ALWAYS score.....

and 'that night in Barcelona' :)

" england are out at the 1/4 stage again "

44 years of hurt

... and after the defeat against Algeria, and a draw against New Zealand, Scotland find themselves having to beat the mighty Spaniards to stand any chance of progressing from the group stage..

... erm, hang on......... :|

Oh, I say ........................ someone got tackled
He won't get up from that ........... good tackle
The ref didn't see it ........... we need a video ref
Rolling on the floor like he was shot ............ Italy are playing well
I don't like to say it, but that's **ing in my book ......... actually I love saying it
The goalkeeper flapped at that ......... not as good as an English keeper, but I am not a racist
That was a cynical tackle ............. Argentina are playing well
They're surrounding the ref ............ Brazil again

every group match france play - "this could so easily be ireland"

;\

Ivory Coast v USA

"Five Premiership players on show today...."

Its the Dutch masters against the French impressionists...lets hope they paint a pretty picture on the pitch.

'looks like were heading for the dreaded penalty shoot out'.

"TW*T!! That was liquid football!"

"S***!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!"

"That goalie has football pie all over his shirt!"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!...That, was a goal."

"GOAL...ANNANOTHER!"

Brazil's first match - "I don't know about you but the world cup doesn't really start until Brazil play their first match". Balls.

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Any mention of Spain will be reduced to talking about Liverpool's Fernando Torres, Liverpool's ex-player Xavi Alonso and which Premier League club David Villa will join after the World Cup.

SEVENNIL 03 Dec 23:15
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bitter (nap)

Xavi Alonso? Two players for the price of one :)