Womens Skeleton

dukeofpuke 20 Feb 00:52


amy williams 1.10

0.50 seconds up

after 3 rounds

was 0.30 after 2 rounds

was a 400 metre runner

only wat she can lose is flipping over




Sir Denis Eton-Hogg 20 Feb 00:53


please dont start tipping up 1/10 shots

It's all downhill from here

How much did you lose rusty?

plenty of snow round here - the kids are gonna be getting out their mum's tea-trays tomorrow!! :^0

:^0

1st british individual woman winter gold medal winner since the BIG BANG!!!
1.01 SPOTY for sure.

Keep your pants on Balding

ffs im happy for u that yr bet won - but dont show off yr winning 1/10 shots please

took a fair hit on my bank there. 30% down on that "event"

I'm off to watch some real sportsmen compete.

Who is Rudman???? Who is she?? Where did she come from??

broke my golden rule of not betting on sports i know f'k all about.

there must be about 30 women in the world who do this sport!

All that practice during the Xmas cold spell must have paid off

look at bbc tv now

and stand up and be proud

5-2 is very skinny to place imo. I called the Amy Williams SPOTY bet before but no prices quoted.
Amy is a looker which helps.

how long till she has a sl.ash in the bucket and we get paid ?

Ive made the same mistake on the ice hockey rusty

Pretty sure many have been caught out this week

wot odds she gets a deal advertising curly wirlys?

** flowers

1.01 bikini in 'nuts' next month

why did the silver medalist send her boyfriend up to get the medal?

Great effort, just secured a bbc commentary spot for life. Hopefully takes over from Balding

more like V05

What a shambles we are as a country. honestly, we used to own a quarter of the globe and this is our first ever gold outside of poofskating. What a shambles. I'm seriously considering emmigrating to a proper country where they invest in talented sportsmen not just getting lucky on a tin tray sport.

SEETHING.

lol viva.
'she' needs sex testing

That's a brilliant seethe Rusty :^0

what was the biggest price offered on Amy to win the skeleton? On here and anyone know what price she was in the high st?

thats what lezzers look like in real life guys

worth staying up for that

curly wurlys were a bassa to half ,all the chocolat in the middle fell off and the rest melted on yer hands while you stretched them to breaking point .

Right Bath have produced a Gold, what's the rest of Britain doing. Ah right, worrying who killed Archie.

ffs redgrave gets everywhere :D

Lord Steve is here

rusty - attach that post to your citizenship application, will get you in anywhere imo.

STACEY SLATER

dear god whats redgrave stickin his oar in for

Lets not start a row

20s with the magic sign - racing post tipped her

lol, the bbc probably flew him out for a holiday and all they need to do is a couple of minutes interview. Wtf has Pinsent gone?

Amy in the same boat as Steve now as a gold medalist

wilsodubs - :D brilliant

and for another thing she's on ice - ffs Balding - unlike Redgrave in a rowing boat, on water, with 3 other guys

britain is great again - leading the world in...........


womens skeleton!!!! :^0

Sod off Steve :D

oh look who it is on an all expenses paid trip.

my god he's dined out on his 5 bloody medals. f'k off. idiot.

rustyboy 20 Feb 01:47


What a shambles we are as a country. honestly, we used to own a quarter of the globe and this is our first ever gold outside of poofskating. What a shambles. I'm seriously considering emmigrating to a proper country where they invest in talented sportsmen not just getting lucky on a tin tray sport.

SEETHING.

nice rant 10 out of 10

but dont go to australia they sent 2 sliders but but will be back surfing when they get back

why do we have boring hats

come on claire - this is your last chance to recruit her for the firm.

mafeking 20 Feb 01:50
20s with the magic sign - racing post tipped her


thanks mafeking. Kicking myself to have missed out. She obviously had top C&D form - wish I'd seen that story about her rapid practise times

hahah - shes gonna go for the kiss

yep what happened to pinsent

havent seen him since the first night

Good teeth, clare seething

she's a female hooray henry

claire gagging for a piece

nose action though

nothing wrong with a big konk imo

we are only 19 medals behind the USA now

pendleton and ennis long way ahead imo

out comes the medal table - what a joke

So will the British Sports council allocate more money to train the next generation of tea-tray racers???? The council house kids are getting to slide on the streets.

wahoo!

Anyone who goes over the fact thjat Britain are rubbish at bthe winter olympics are being ridiculous. Okay Skeleton isnt the strongest event going but Britain doesnt have any serious mountains so it can't be expected that we are going to win much.

Rhona Martin still no.1 for me

I reckon they will build a track somewhere in Scotland because of this.

whereas we've always liked our tea, james.
A perfect sport for us.

Yeah cause people usually hurtle down tea trays at 90mph.

what we gonna win next

curling womens team

but they look like out of work nurses

The blonde with the bob looks cute

this should have been Rudman's gold. I had 50s Shelley ew for SPOTY, believing she'd be our only gold medallist at these Games. Down the toilet now :(

What are our other medal hopes? 4 scottish pikeys in the Curling and some posh plum in the skiing "hoping" for a top 12. FFS. What an embarrassment.

Did you see the brit girl in the snowboard half pipe? She'd literally never done it before by the look of it. Didn't even make 1 trick.

FFS.

I'm off.

definite win for gb in curling in an hour. maybe. 1.37

top seething rusty - agree with you

The woman in the halfpipe was 35 and the commentators admitted she crumbles in the face of presure. We are not an alpine nation. You can't expect people to win mountain events and ice events when there is no ice/snow./

yes

let that be a lesson to you

dont lay 1.10

when its 1.01

I hate ice dance

surely we have a host of celebritys from the last few years of im a celebrity strictly come dancing on ice who could win us all the golds on ice??

Colleen Nolan couldn't make it, unfortuntely, wilsodubs

uuuhhhh excuse me? no ice/snow?

Global Warming has ensured we've had the worst snow ever this year. There are also aeroplanes that can take people from one country to another so if you go to switzerland you might find a mountain to practice on.

"oh but i don't want to be away from my family for 6 months a year" - Roy Castle would be seething.

seething in his grave.

"Celebrity bob skeleton" - Anthea Turner's agent is on the phone as we speak.

would be cool if one couple just skated out there and started fvcking on the ice for 90 seconds. that would never be forgotten.

Funnily enough if there is a mountain with snow in a country then the local population will naturally all learn the sports such as skiing/snowboiarding etc. If you have toi fly to do them then only a very small pool of people will ever be competent enough to consider being professional skiiers/snowboarders etc

:^0 rusty, best seethe i've seen in a while :D

3.5 still for SPOTY top 3. Name 3 possible winners that can push her down to 4th place.It will need England to win world cup, andy murray to win wimbledon, and lewis hamilton to win F1 tp push Amy down to 4th place.

Scotland's full of mountains.

Can't we tempt some canadians with a passport and get them to bat for us?

No excuses in figure or speed skating

1 month and nobody will remember her name apart from the gamblers on here, Rooney and Murray will probably be above her for starters

Given the shower of sh!te we've got in this country i'd say this woman's nailed on for the 1st place. Is Zara Phillips playing my little pony again this year - biggest threat i'd say.

wow, that's close

Never back someone for bbc spoty who wins in a minor sport in january or february. Remember a few years ago everyone had**McCarther nailed on for it and she didnt even coe top 3.

I think Rooney will win it.

colin montgomerie wins

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sums up what i think of Amy Williams right now.

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