I think I see a pattern here.....

good boy, that's the stuff

now griddle  for me

3....2....1....   FRONT RAPS AWAY   

btw  , man your ugly , no wonder you had to invent a pretend wife.

good boy, that's the stuff

now griddle  for me

3....2....1....   BULLET WORKS  AWAY   

btw  , man your ugly , no wonder you had to invent a pretend wife.

don't lose it now billy

jump higher for me

and I'll reward you


3...2...1....

jog off back to the griddle comedian

you're not trying hard enough

no peanuts for you


try again, higher, a lot higher

3....2....1....

be joining the PC in loonies club soon if I keep this up



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Horse Racing Showing 1 - 20 of 470 markets

Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 20th May : R8 4f Mdn 20-May-11 22:40  20-May-11 22:52  -11.00
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 20th May : R9 6f Mdn Claim 20-May-11 22:17  20-May-11 22:33  -8.00
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 20th May : R7 7f Allw 20-May-11 22:10  20-May-11 22:18  4.75
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 20th May : R8 1m Claim 20-May-11 21:45  20-May-11 22:01  -10.00
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 20th May : R6 6f Claim 20-May-11 21:40  20-May-11 21:49  27.39
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 20th May : R7 6f Claim 20-May-11 21:12  20-May-11 21:25  -5.00
Horse Racing / FingL (US) 20th May : R8 6f Allw 20-May-11 20:44  20-May-11 21:02  -11.00
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 20th May : R5 1m Claim 20-May-11 20:08  20-May-11 20:21  1.90
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 20th May : R2 5f Claim 20-May-11 19:51  20-May-11 19:58  -5.00
Horse Racing / EvangD (US) 19th May : R2 5f Claim 20-May-11 00:07  20-May-11 00:13  14.07
Horse Racing / EvangD (US) 19th May : R1 1m Mdn Claim 19-May-11 23:40  19-May-11 23:46  15.31
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 19th May : R8 7f Allw 19-May-11 22:40  19-May-11 22:56  3.67
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 19th May : R7 6f Mdn Claim 19-May-11 22:10  19-May-11 22:19  10.46
Horse Racing / FingL (US) 19th May : R9 5f Claim 19-May-11 21:46  19-May-11 22:04  0.00
Horse Racing / Golden (US) 19th May : R3 6f Mdn 19-May-11 21:49  19-May-11 21:58  29.10
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 19th May : R6 1m Allw 19-May-11 21:40  19-May-11 21:53  10.46
Horse Racing / FingL (US) 19th May : R8 6f Allw 19-May-11 21:19  19-May-11 21:41  -4.71
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 19th May : R5 5f Allw 19-May-11 21:12  19-May-11 21:23  5.04
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 19th May : R7 1m Allw 19-May-11 21:12  19-May-11 21:20  -7.00
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 19th May : R6 1m Claim 19-May-11 20:40  19-May-11 20:48  -5.00

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Horse Racing Showing 1 - 20 of 470 markets

Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 20th May : R8 4f Mdn 20-May-11 22:40  20-May-11 22:52  -11.00
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 20th May : R9 6f Mdn Claim 20-May-11 22:17  20-May-11 22:33  -8.00
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 20th May : R7 7f Allw 20-May-11 22:10  20-May-11 22:18  4.75
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 20th May : R8 1m Claim 20-May-11 21:45  20-May-11 22:01  -10.00
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 20th May : R6 6f Claim 20-May-11 21:40  20-May-11 21:49  27.39
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 20th May : R7 6f Claim 20-May-11 21:12  20-May-11 21:25  -5.00
Horse Racing / FingL (US) 20th May : R8 6f Allw 20-May-11 20:44  20-May-11 21:02  -11.00
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 20th May : R5 1m Claim 20-May-11 20:08  20-May-11 20:21  1.90
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 20th May : R2 5f Claim 20-May-11 19:51  20-May-11 19:58  -5.00
Horse Racing / EvangD (US) 19th May : R2 5f Claim 20-May-11 00:07  20-May-11 00:13  14.07
Horse Racing / EvangD (US) 19th May : R1 1m Mdn Claim 19-May-11 23:40  19-May-11 23:46  15.31
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 19th May : R8 7f Allw 19-May-11 22:40  19-May-11 22:56  3.67
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 19th May : R7 6f Mdn Claim 19-May-11 22:10  19-May-11 22:19  10.46
Horse Racing / FingL (US) 19th May : R9 5f Claim 19-May-11 21:46  19-May-11 22:04  0.00
Horse Racing / Golden (US) 19th May : R3 6f Mdn 19-May-11 21:49  19-May-11 21:58  29.10
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 19th May : R6 1m Allw 19-May-11 21:40  19-May-11 21:53  10.46
Horse Racing / FingL (US) 19th May : R8 6f Allw 19-May-11 21:19  19-May-11 21:41  -4.71
Horse Racing / Louis (US) 19th May : R5 5f Allw 19-May-11 21:12  19-May-11 21:23  5.04
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 19th May : R7 1m Allw 19-May-11 21:12  19-May-11 21:20  -7.00
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wtf is wrong with you?

you are my performing monkey

not a parrot

did you mix up your pills again?


try again

3.....2.....1.....

wtf is wrong with you?

you are my performing monkey

not a parrot

did you mix up your pills again?


try again

3.....2.....1.....

you must be at a loss for words

let me suggest some for you

PIP, GRIDDLE, PIP, BURGER, PIP, PIP, FLIPPER, PIP, PIP

I'll stop there, I don't want to confuse you




now put a sentence together for me

3.........2.........1........

wtf is wrong with you?

you are my performing monkey

not a parrot

did you mix up your pills again?


try again

3.....2.....1.....

oh and dont forget frothing  foaming and seething .

no, no, no, I said a sentence

you know, like PIP PIP PIP....look at PIP go....poor PIP


you can do it

give it a try


3....2....1....

Silly Comedian


back to the griddle he trots


5 loonis an hour

what?????

no PIP?

WTF?


try again....


3...2...1....

silly comedian cant even count up to 4


wonder what she  does when someone want 4 Macs ?? 

are you getting tired?

you're not shouting loud enough

try again

3....2....1....

or 4 Mc flurrys come to think of it

you can do better billy


try again, louder this time


3....2....1....

or 4 APPLE PIES come to think of it

you call that trying???

if you want peanuts you have to try harder


try again...harder

3...2...1....

Dont tell me your putting peanuts in your Big Macs now comedian  .

try again

louder and higher

you can do it


3....2....1.....

Silly Comedian


back to the griddle he trots


5 loonis an hour

billy I think all your lights are flashing "TILT"

I think I tortured you enough today

slip that straight jacket on again

take your pills

and call me in the morning

Silly Comedian


back to the griddle he trots


5 loonis an hour

poor old comedian's been caught on the Maccy D computer I reckon.

Comedian earns 5 canadian loonies and hour for burger flipping , although he does get
a weekly bonus of 10 free Big Macs a week (thats why he's so fat ) .

Rumour has it he's saving up for a mercedes , I expect him to be on the road in 2068  .

Maximum, it's all smoke and mirrors mate.

billy created a character so retarded that anyone would find it difficult to believe he could be anyone's creation

he is

the childish spelling mistakes, the vocabulary limited to seven words, the repetitious drivel, the brainless come-backs, the £1/market p&l statements are nothing more at yet another attempt to deceive

Just look at it as the handy work of a psychopath and entertain yourself, nothing more, nothing less.

Silly Comedian


back to the griddle he trots


5 loonis an hour

you can do better Comedian

try again, louder this time


3....2....1....

.

okay, billy/lucky, I gave you a well deserved day off

today you'll learn a new word: JUMP

3...2...1...

you can do better Comedian

try again, louder this time


3....2....1....

.

good boy

who said you can't teach an old dog a new trick?

...now roll over.....

3....2....1....

you can do better Comedian

try again, louder this time


3....2....1....

.

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

you can do better Comedian

try again, louder this time


3....2....1....

.

According to Learning Theory there are four important messages that the handler can send the dog:

Reward or release marker
Correct behavior. You have earned a reward.

Keep going signal (KGS)
Correct behavior. Continue and you will earn a reward.

No reward marker (NRM)
Incorrect behavior. Try something else.

Punishment marker
Incorrect behavior. You have earned punishment.


Are you getting it yet, billy/lucky?

you can do better Comedian

try again, louder this time


3....2....1....

.

either your birdbrain has short circuited or...


...."Dogs do not generalize commands easily. A command which may work indoors might be confusing out-of-doors or in a different situation. The command will need to be re-taught in each new situation. This is sometimes called "cross-contextualization," meaning the dog has to apply what's been learned to many different contexts"

you can do better Comedian

try again, louder this time


3....2....1....

.

say it again

you can do better Comedian

try again, louder this time


3....2....1....

.

are you getting tired?

you're not shouting loud enough

try again

3....2....1....

I ask you to say it once..

...you say it twice.

good boy, I was starting to worry you didn't understand my commands there for a second

are you getting tired?

you're not shouting loud enough

try again

3....2....1....

say it one more time

I really want to be sure you understand my commands

say it one more time

I really want to be sure you understand my commands

thecanadian Joined: 26 Jan 05
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okay, billy/lucky, I gave you a well deserved day off

today you'll learn a new word: JUMP

3...2...1...




billy, that's my post that started it all today

it drew no less than 9 responses from you over several hours

I'd say you learned JUMP really well today

come back tomorrow and I'll teach you a few other words like

"how stupid could I be getting trolled like that"

thecanadian

comedian, that's my post that started it all today

it drew no less than 9 responses from you over several hours

I'd say you learned JUMP really well today

come back tomorrow and I'll teach you a few other words like

"how stupid could I be getting trolled like that"

lucky

10

comedian, that's my post that started it all today

it drew no less than 9 responses from you over several hours

I'd say you learned JUMP really well today

come back tomorrow and I'll teach you a few other words like

"how stupid could I be getting trolled like that"

lucky

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12

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

13

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

14

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

15

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

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lucky bin winding angry howie up like a ROLEX while my friends and I have been enjoying the sublime beauty of La Digue.  Bin to every "must see" tropical country in the world except for Tahiti (that's the next beach holiday).  I can say, without doubt, La Digue is the most beautiful place I've ever seen.  Highly recommended for my fellow PROS. 

The lazy-eyed liar gonna be fuming, ranting and raving when he sees the fotos i've posted of my friends during our holiday.  howie, it ain't your lazy left eye keeping you from having such nice girl friends, it's your anger and lack of charisma.  Women enjoy the company and strength of PROS, not angry drunks.

thank you for doing your small part to fund my holiday.  Know that those extra hours you put in at work paid off....unfortunately, not for you

ha ha ha  nice one Winston



It would sure take a lot of 50 loonies a shift money at Maccy D's to pay for a trip to the Seychelles.

He is going to be one very angry and jealous Comedian when he reads this.

I fully expect him to be frothing and foaming by the end of play again !!!!
.

Wow, that's the briefest 4 month vacation I've ever seen.....oh wait....never mind......

I almost forgot.....virtual vacations have a tendency to be very very brief




welcome back billy (as billy, not the empty cranium lucky), I knew you couldn't stay away from my biscuits for too long

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

billy, there must have been something in the water you drunk at La Digue

(either that or your sister's macaroni went bad in the freezer)

it seems your birdbrain is stuck in loop spewing the same 7 words over and over

I'm concerned about you, you should see a toxicologist (in addition to your head shrink)

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

the alternative..........

since you like to masquerade as dimwit lucky or a clueless PRO

is to apply for a job as a parrot in a circus

or as a vinyl LP that "skips"

or as a defective youtube video that "loops"

or as a door knob


a lot of tough choices there for you, they all suit your personality but if I were you I'd pick....door knob

more in line with your intellect level and the lack of hair on your head

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

a vinyl LP that skips it is then

wouldn't have been my choice but hey, it's your fantasy........

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

Oh dear comedian you're in a real heap !

ha ha ha   nice one fronter

the fool is taking one almighty beating from me dont you think !


.

Still im sure everyone on here still believes the Comedian is a PRO PUNTER   .  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

winstonsmith1984
25 May 11 12:01 Joined: 03 Sep 10 | Topic/replies: 1,552 | Blogger: winstonsmith1984's blog
 

The lazy-eyed liar gonna be fuming, ranting and raving when he sees the fotos i've posted of my friends during our holiday

GAMBLE LANDED

comedian appears to have been drinking again....very angry....a few new fotos....enjoy.....comedian, i suggest a pretend holiday to la digue with your pretend family using your phony profits....thank you again for helping pay my way

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...

Belmont is almost over....

.......just some housekeeping before I go


we had 15 posts from billy as lucky 5,1,2,4,1,1,2,2,2,1,2,3,1,1,1 minutes right after I posted

and two guest star appearances by billy as himself


Virtual vacation in La D1ck or not, I'd say that hook it's still inserted pretty deep in billy's mouth

(((((( say hello to your sister for me billy, I don't want to be rude )))))

good boy

...here's a biscuit...


now roll over the other side

3....2....1...








BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...


Horse Racing: £58.89 | Tote: |  Total P&L:  £58.89 

 

Horse Racing Showing 1 - 7 of 7 markets

Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 25th May : R8 1m Allw 25-May-11 21:45  25-May-11 22:00  12.17
Horse Racing / Delaw (US) 25th May : R8 1m Claim 25-May-11 21:24  25-May-11 21:36  11.83
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 25th May : R7 7f Allw 25-May-11 21:12  25-May-11 21:27  2.66
Horse Racing / Delaw (US) 25th May : R6 1m Allw 25-May-11 20:30  25-May-11 20:38  8.22
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 25th May : R5 7f Allw 25-May-11 20:08  25-May-11 20:20  18.93
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 25th May : R4 6f Mdn Claim 25-May-11 19:36  25-May-11 19:46  -5.00
Horse Racing / Belmont (US) 25th May : R1 6f Claim 25-May-11 18:00  25-May-11 18:06  10.08


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Ha Ha! Good stuff boys. Winston nice to see you back in fold.

rink rat you always appear after the game or should i say the play

grim reaper seems suitable name for you

Well if it makes you feel better I got it handed to me on the NBA tonight. I actually like all of the combatants in this thread and wish the best for all of them . Their persistant banter is of amusement of course.
The grim Reaper??????????  come now!

5 star