@ stigup

unfortunately the minimum stake is 2 GBP

In the fullness of time, "unfortunately" may turn out to be the right word, but not in the way you mean. Your fantasies on here have carried on long enough, it's time we wave farewell to the fairy tale.

Menelaus
His profit statements have been altered and digits have been added, I'd wager my life savings on it.

winstonsmith1984
03 May 11 11:40

melanie....you "claim" to live in london (staines bedsit 1.01).  I'll be in london for the derby.  i have a meeting w/ my account manager at HQ Hammersmith that week.  I'll give you 20/1, any amount you like, that every screenshot, p/l, p/c figure I've put up is factual, to the penny. 

of course, YOU'D NEVER SHOW UP.  you'll claim that you fear for your safety.   

Menelaus
03 May 11 12:02

Billy, I would fear for my safety




simple.....hire a bodyguard

look below for another episode of "melanie bottles it"

A buisness trip to New York   yer we believe you.


Now what you really mean is you have an eight hour shift on the griddle coming up at Mc Donalds


Im off to search for front raps , form cycles and bullet works , yippeeeeee

thecanadian
03 May 11 18:28   


You have a couple of weeks to think about. I'll be on here only sparingly over the next couple of weeks. My wife is planning a charity event at the end of the month and I promised I would help

Menelaus
05 May 11 07:41

The problem I have is that I have a business trip to NY coming up and I won't be able to either work on this or post for a while.


who would ever guess that comedian & melanie would be disappearing at the same time (but of course they give different reasons...charity/business.....I guess that proves they ain't the same person)

business trip = double shifts @ work
charity event = double shifts @ work

conclusive proof that they are NOT the same person...although they are both going to be absent at the same time, it is just coincidental....melanie has very important business to tend to in NY, while our resident philanthropist, thecomedian will be helping the less fortunate

The ONLY conclusive thing on here is that the profit statements you keep posting are a fraud. They have been altered, digits have been added. It seems like your obsession is not allowing you to distinguish the difference between posting "sparingly" and not been able to post at all from a restricted market. For a PRO, I'm must admit you seem to spend a disproportionate amount of time posting rants on the US forum, when your altered profit statements don't even show any trades executed in the US markets. I have been telling you ad nauseum that you are not clever enough to pull the wool over everyone's eyes, nor clever enough to at least try and behave like a real PRO would.

If you still don't know what false kerning is by the way, I would suggest you study up on it because you got hoisted by your own petard.

Billy, it would be very convincing that you and lucky were not the same person, if lucky showed up an posted some indecipherable rumblings right about now. Very convincing.

y r u so angry?

No, no, no, Billy, you blew it. Had lucky made an appearance instead of you, we'd all be convinced you are not the same person. Very convinced.

YOU CALLED BURGER BOY ?


Get back to the griddle and cook me a cheesburger loser

Let me help you decide Billy whether lucky should make an appearance, or not. It must be hell trying to decide on your own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6wqKb8EUxI

Ever get the feeling you are being played like a violin, Billy. Well, if not, you should.

Silly Melanie

knows the same about gold as Comedian knows about us racing

NOTHING

stick to burgers and thickshakes Melanie

POOR old Melanie  , pretned family , pretned PC portal , pretend friend Comedian , pretend buisness meeting , pretned kernels , pretend gold , pretned wealth


STILL LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THINGS 

BIG MACS   

Calm down Billy, your shouting is scaring the kids.

YOU AINT GOT NO KIDS LOSER

only griddles , burgers and thick shakes

Melanie   you favourite link   


https://account.betfair.com/regpay-myaccount/premiumcharge/summary.html

Navagation warning in place over Cyprus


ALL PILOTS BEWARE OF A 4000 MILE POLE STICKING UP WITH A SATELITE DISH ON THE END OF IT.

Billy in full meltdown mode. Oh, the horror, the horror......

ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking....

"if you look out on the right side on the plane, you can see Mt Olympus off in the distance"

"if you look to your left, you can see the comedian's satellite dish"

"we'll be landing in 20 minutes....you'll have plenty of time to catch all of action from Belmont on RTN"

big bo(.)(.)obs melanie....I had a team of IT specialists from Silicon Valley fly over to clear up this kernal mess...they assure me that things shouldn't go pear shaped from here on out:

Horse Racing: €9,438.82  Total P&L:  €9,438.82

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 20 of 24 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (€)
Horse Racing / Good 5th May : 1m4f Mdn Stks     05-May-11 17:30     05-May-11 17:38    -819.65
Horse Racing / FfosL 5th May : 1m Claim Stks     05-May-11 17:25     05-May-11 17:29    3,355.01
Horse Racing / Chest 5th May : 1m2f Hcap     05-May-11 17:10     05-May-11 17:19    -249.23
Horse Racing / Good 5th May : 2m Hcap     05-May-11 17:00     05-May-11 17:08    395.52
Horse Racing / FfosL 5th May : 5f Mdn Stks     05-May-11 16:55     05-May-11 17:04    875.50
Horse Racing / Chest 5th May : 6f Hcap     05-May-11 16:35     05-May-11 16:44    -942.64
Horse Racing / Good 5th May : 6f Hcap     05-May-11 16:25     05-May-11 16:31    715.85
Horse Racing / Chest (RFC) 5th May : Reverse FC     05-May-11 16:05     05-May-11 16:10    -194.64
Horse Racing / Chest 5th May : To Be Placed     05-May-11 16:05     05-May-11 16:10    -200.00
Horse Racing / Chest 5th May : 1m2f Hcap     05-May-11 16:05     05-May-11 16:09    1,059.32
Horse Racing / Good 5th May : 1m Hcap     05-May-11 15:50     05-May-11 15:58    430.45
Horse Racing / Chest 5th May : 5f Mdn Stks     05-May-11 15:30     05-May-11 15:34    842.48
Horse Racing / Good 5th May : To Be Placed     05-May-11 15:15     05-May-11 15:22    -192.70
Horse Racing / Good 5th May : 1m Mdn Stks     05-May-11 15:15     05-May-11 15:22    -2,963.94
Horse Racing / Chest (F/C) 5th May : Forecast     05-May-11 14:55     05-May-11 15:02    -13.35
Horse Racing / Chest 5th May : To Be Placed     05-May-11 14:55     05-May-11 15:02    -654.38
Horse Racing / Chest 5th May : 1m4f Grp3     05-May-11 14:55     05-May-11 15:01    4,590.90
Horse Racing / Good 5th May : To Be Placed     05-May-11 14:40     05-May-11 14:44    -79.05
Horse Racing / Good 5th May : 6f Mdn Stks     05-May-11 14:40     05-May-11 14:44    -105.00
Horse Racing / Chest (F/C) 5th May : Forecast     05-May-11 14:20     05-May-11 14:26    637.35
Pages: 1  2   of 2 Pages


have your detectives go over these figs w/ a fine tooth comb...let me know if things are in order

still a few from Ff....gonna relax, have a few vodkas and reflect on this great streak....funny story: someone rang the bell yesterday about 1 minute before a race at chester.  Saw on the intercom that it was one of my neighbors.  Didn't answer, due to the race at chester....hadn't handicapped the race beforehand but noticed a strong bias at chester...ended up backing McCain's runner who wired the field.  Made about 2500 on the race....realized this morning, had I answered the door, it would have cost me 2500.

LAUGHING OUT LOUD @ MELANIE

ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking....

"if you look out on the right side on the plane, you can see Mt Olympus off in the distance"

"if you look to your left, you can see the comedian's satellite dish"

"we'll be landing in 20 minutes....you'll have plenty of time to catch all of action from Belmont on RTN"




ROFLMFAO