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I don't understand why you are so upset?

I merely requested if it was possible for you to keep your views on one thread so that we can get back to having a financial forums that is not dictated by your opinions and constant bickering with people.

I do not have a problem with you or your views, just simply the way that you choose to publish them.

I cannot be bothered to find the question you have posted as I am sure it attempts to belittle me in the same way that every post by anyone on this forum has been subjected to mockery unless it agrees with your opinion.

Now I have to get back to work and I am happy with who I am as a person thank you for caring.

Why didn't you just post "So, I'm a hypocrite", that way I would at least have a sliver of respect left for you.

Respect me Melly. Please please please.

Posted to to the sound of Otis Reading ( or is it Aretha Franklin) pounding away in the background ?

Listen to me when I get hooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmme.

Btw somebody should ( respectfully ?) inform Menelaus that respect is a two way street, and that he is most definitely driving drown the wrong side of the road.

You chaps should stop playing with each others ****. Worse than watching a dog eat his own vomit.

An oft repeated, rather dull but strangely informative saying which begs the question why you would choose to continue to watch a dog eat its own vomit if you are so repulsed by the spectacle? I suspect it is a part of your character. You feel the need to punish yourself don't you? That's why you keep trying to spar with me even though I keep smoking you in your boots.

You are one strange fellow.

Careful how you keep jumping out from behind the curtain, you're scaring the children.

God knows what I must be doing to you then seeing as you are hiding behind them.

You're a slayer of phantom dragons, but I'm a destroyer of real minds…………...of those who are stupid enough to let me in.

Like a worm eating away at your limbic lobe, driving you mad yet………….. you can't touch it, you can't ignore it, you can't remove it.


How could you be so stupid?


I ask again, "how do plan to get rid of that "Menelaus" I stenciled on your mind"

God knows, do you?

You couldn't crack a fart you plank.

Sorry mate, I didn't mean to ignore you, I figured you needed time to wash your hands after those two other guys jizzed all over them.

You replied to the wrong forum there didn't you?

Which should be a lesson to you not to try to multi task. Your dirty little secrets will out.

No mate, it's the right forum, and the right thread.

And the same beat up fecktard who still hasn't clued in that a Howitzer will blow to pieces the chap who showed up with a pillow and keeps charging a$$ first expecting a different result.

Nope. All this talk of **** and arse. You are definitely on the wrong forum you pervert.

So that I have things straight, did I become a pervert before you surrendered, while you were surrendering, or after you surrendered?


















I bet you wish you never put up that "let bygones by bygones" post, don't you?

Why would I? It was a win win for me and a lose lose for you. See if you can work it out. Remember you're still thinking about that first move and I'm smoking my post victory cigar.

"It was a win win for me and a lose lose for you"





You owe me a keyboard, I spilled my tea through my nose all over it. Give me a heads up next time you're about to crack a joke.

Ah the old tea on the keyboard excuse. You mucky pup. Put it away Mr Floppy. It won't grow no matter how much you touch it and it won't light up irrespective of how much you rub it.

What do you think, do you want to make me another "let bygones be bygones" offer, or haven't your wounds from the first one healed yet?

You aren't in any position to make offers you knave. Honour your bet or plead for clemency or be damned forever.

Are you really that stupid that you can't see that I pulled your pants down on the bygones issue? You poor sap.

No, no, seriously, may be it's time you make me another "let bygones be bygones" offer. You never know, may be this time instead of blowing you to pieces, I'll abandon the high ground, leave the Howitzer behind and walk down the hill with a pillow in my hands?

Okay then. Say please.

Do you wish me to say it before or after your wounds stop bleeding?

Come on FFS, I'm waiting, hit me with that pillow as hard as you can.

Come on. It's only two words. You can do it.

Okay. You don't have to say pretty please. Please will do.

Anyway I'm surprised you are on here. Shouldn't you be out with your backless chaps and cowboy hat on drumming up trade to pay off your debts to the biscuit man?

That wasn't a pillow you useless riffraff , that was a wet noodle. Try again.

Menelaus     13 Nov 12 23:32  
Careful how you keep jumping out from behind the curtain, you're scaring the children.
Eeternaloptimist     14 Nov 12 01:48  
God knows what I must be doing to you then seeing as you are hiding behind them.