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Damned if the horsey set - waxy of jacket, Range of Rover, tweedy of cap, jaunty of stride, always up for a stiff one, never afraid of a sneaky **** and always slightly baffled by the fact that the entire world is not swooning over this filly or that four-year-old; damned if the Festival of festivals, that never-sunny, glorious corner of England where the atmosphere is always 1986 and Dawn Run cantering into history while beetroot-faced men hurl trilbys and fedoras in the air and the women exude a Jackie Collins glam and where there’s always time for one more glass of bubbly . . . damned if this timeless paradise of horse-iness is going to be thrown off course by some poxy little global pandemic.
https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/racing/cheltenham-s-horsey-set-unmoved-by-some-poxy-little-global-pandemic-1.4202388 |
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sorry, but that made me
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If you’re lost in Cheltenham world, then you’re probably confusing coronavirus with that crafty tip you got late Wednesday night, one to keep an eye on in next season’s novice hurdles.
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Irish satire is GOAT
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haha classic Ireland
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City of London figures have been amalgamated into those for Hackney by government statisticians.
Borough Number of confirmed cases on Friday(March 20) Richmond upon Thames 16 Kingston upon Thames 17 Havering 19 Sutton 19 Barking and Dagenham 21 Waltham Forest 23 Redbridge 27 Bexley 31 Hillingdon 34 Hammersmith and Fulham 36 Hounslow 38 Greenwich 41 Newham 42 Tower Hamlets 43 Haringey 44 Hackney and the City of London 45 Islington 45 Merton 45 Camden 46 Lewisham 47 Enfield 48 Bromley 52 Ealing 54 Harrow 60 Kensington and Chelsea 66 Croydon 68 Brent 75 Barnet 76 Wandsworth 98 Westminster 99 Lambeth 103 Southwark 110 Total 1,588 |
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^^ wetherspOOn *
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calling edy
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forget toilet paper ... peeps in Netherlands panic buying weed ...
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https://www.traveller.com.au/coronavirus-forget-toilet-paper- -shoppers-in-the-netherlands-are-panicbuying-weed-h1mnd4
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walkers max jelepeno & cheese are the business ... so are walkers max d00ble crOOnch loaded cheddar and onion ...
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careful tof, you'll get fat
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just done 20 mile cycle ...
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& will do a ten k run at s00nset ...
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skinny fat tof
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t00f will catch ze corona if he does 10k around London. Ze virus is in ze air in ze cO0pital. Bur t00f might havea gym basement like moi...
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86kg's of unadulterated lean muscle ... 9% body fat ... build like a welsh inside centre ...
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Lowest body fat i got down to was 12 on a low carb diet. The birds couldnt cope. So i had to pile a few back on to keep them at bay. I go ze gym to woorkout not get treated like a sexual object. Theres only so much loving a man can give on that amount of carbs.
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I sometimes feck around with it and do weight cuts with the pro fighters at my bjj gym and I get down ter 79 kgs ... shredded ...
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Order now for 50% off all pizzas
Extra pepperoni, hold the pineapple, vegan cheese… whatever your favourite, we’ve got you covered. Now with contact free delivery option available. Pay with PayPal and get 50% off pizza when you spend £20 or more with Papa John's.* That's a whole lot of dough. |
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what offer do we have from dominos
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Ask gr00nt unless its datenight on skype he should be around.
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the big man has been very quiet
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he and d00ri are queuing at ze j00bcentre plOOs for some rishi sunk promises ...
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^sunak*
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they'll soon discover it woz merely lip service they fell for ...
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gr00nts farts must pong ter high heaven from all that cheese he consumes ...
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was just in tescos, some funny scenes |
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any wisewords types hogging all the bread
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yes, all the bread was pilfered again
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Lots of funnywords stealing all ze wheat loaves so ze Oaps cant have a sandwich? That sort of funny?
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Oh hatch bt me to it
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there was about packs of toilet roll left |
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wise wouldve pilfered them all for sure
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something else that made laugh, all your bog standard big beer lagers were cleaned out but bottles of spirits and wine were a plenty
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