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I'll summarise it for you, just wait a second
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It Was shortly after 2pm BST when the two gladiators entered the legendary Arena of Wimledon. They soon started viciously hitting balls at each other, even during warm-up. The camera zoomed onto Andrew Murray's face and you could the hunger, the desire and tremendous confidence in his eyes. Djokovic on the other hand looked looked uncomfortable and scared by the crowd, in it's entirety, that stood behind the bravest scot since William Wallace.
"Time" shouted umpire Mohammed Lahyani into his microphone and the tension began to rise even further. Novak Djokovic, often simply called Djoker, started to serve. "Blong" it sounded as he hit his serves, yet unaware of what as awaiting him. Murray hustled and played cat and mouse with his opponent right from the get-go. "Woooooooooooooooosh", Djokovic could only look bedazzled as the winners were going by him left and right. The Great British Hero was using angles and played Del Potro style cross court forehands at an estimated 150mph. He was on FIRE! Helpless and confused, the serb started using dropshots and stormed the net whenever possible. To no avail, the flying scotsman passed him with ease time, after time, after time. He tried everything in his arsenal, but Murray always found an answer. Smb, smart as he is, realized that and switched from his quite shocking initial bet on Djokovic to a massive and desperate bet on Andrew. Then, oh no, Murray fell behind! 1-4 it was in the 2nd set. SMB looked to the heavens and wondered "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Why are you doing this to me? This is my last pair of underpants that's not brown! Am I supposed to go buy groceries like this tomorrow?" It worked. Fighting, moving around with sizzling speed and hitting shots that had more speed and accuracy than a good old english crossbow, the again flying Scotsman turned the 2nd set on its heels and won it 7-5. Djokovic was clearly knocked on, his head was gone. So it happened that he also trailed 0-2 0-30 within ~3 minutes of the 3rd set. With all of Britain except Sora celebrating Murray as the new Wimbledon champion already, the 2011 winner remembered his heart of a lion and turned that deficit into a 4-2 lead. Sadly, the broccoli he had for dinner had far less energy than a proper slice of wheat (gluten) bread would've given him and so he ran out of energy, lost the next 3 games and soon faced Murray serving for the match at 40-0. Tighter than a 40 year old male virgin on his first ever date, Andrew quickly lost 4 straight points and faced the first of multiple break points. Closing his eyes and hoping for the best, he just hit through the ball and somehow managed to save those break chances and eventually closed the match out like a #boss. The entire stadium started being jolly and were dancing in glee, Murray climbing the stands, hugging Ivan, his entire team and finally the person most important to him in the entire world: Momma Judy -The End- |
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I wasn't going to read that but my eyes were drawn to my name
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HAHAHA SAMB
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SMB*
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great review edy!
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where was arong in all this?
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does this thread have a future?
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;[p on grass shouldn't end until Newport finishes
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Keep it running lol. First brit wins Wimby for 77 years = the trial was a success and this thread should never EVER be allowed to fade and die.
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some great closing features on Today At Wimbledon tonight
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isner for newport, muggers
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any postings by the OP recently?
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he's on strike
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still not posted since A-Rad's exit then.
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some say bob vegas hasn't posted since they closed the forum because of him
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nevada.bob = ;[p imo
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nevada.bob = ;[p imo
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grace em with a visit from time to time ffs, how bout just friday nights
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Very disappointing he didn't even come to the forum for Konjuh's big win.
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