Azarenka vs Williams

h2h and Aza's weakness on serve count against it

The thing more than the h2h it is if some of them doesn't give a sh¡t on this tourney and match and if the other runs a little she will tank thinking in AO and going as fast as possible to melbourne to start training in that courts

Well well well. Quelle surprise.

Just when I put a large bet on Serena at juicy odds I hear Aza has pulled out due to injury

they're going to sydney actually

Jan 4, 2013 -- 8:36AM, nofx wrote:

they're going to sydney actually

neither azarenka or williams are going to sidney, they go directly to melbourne

http://www.apiainternational.com.au/players/women

it looked like something was wrong with her left toe last night

ffs, i stay up all night and aza withdraws

you at least wise enough to nap instead of losing munny on vini vidi ...
ah yes you're correct about sydney bravely

okay i'm seeing things nvm

She is smart, at the end no one want this kind of matches a week before a GS and losing here will be bad for her

is retirement oficial?

could have at least had the decency of a proper tankjob earlier ffs

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_wKos3CIAEcqu6.jpg:large by the look on her face she isn't announcing being pregnant. or it's unwanted

ok betfair...you can give me my money back now

ok betfair...you can give me my money back now

no free munny this li thing better turn into a tradefest

injury caused by a bad pedicure ten days ago, too much of the nail was taken off.
women

and eva was probably going to be umpire for it

if that is given as the reason it really looks like she wanted to avoid playing Serena before AO

but Eva is not here 'fav' umpire, it's Caroline(?) Kramer, isn't it?

*her

use to be you get a nice retirement with this girl

yeah, but Eva is Serena's least favorite umpire, for Aza it's Kerilynn Cramer indeed.

I've heard about Bad Medicine (Bon Jovi), but Bad Pedicure is a new one.

oh yeah, get what you meant now, really a shame

It could probably hurt like hell (infected toe), but with all the money she made in 2012 you'd think she could afford a more competent pedicurist.

or Eva is least favorite umpire along with Louize Engzell I should say, Serena thinks they're the same person.

was trying to come up with toenail related 80s song but alas

there was potential for so many toe/foot jokes for this match as well, such a wasted opportunity.

Footloose by Kenny Loggins is the closest I can come up with.

for 80's songs

Or maybe Bed of Nails (Alice Cooper) if the pedicurist has a habit of chopping off toe nails and put them on a bed.

stupid gangnam, Vicky should do that ^ dance when winning

Petko would do a kickass Kevin Bacon impression. i got nothing. and do not youtub -nail-

Jan 4, 2013 -- 10:01AM, nofx wrote:

Petko would do a kickass Kevin Bacon impression. i got nothing. and do not youtub -nail-

I had to youtube it now and I learnt how Aza faked her toenail injury, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP7_VXTO6Zk
fascinating stuff.

well *** you very much

i'm so naive

walked right into that one didn't I, or is there some relevant there about toenail faking? because I can't watch that. I wont

relevant info about toenail faking yes. and surprisingly quite interesting. very talented girl.

it's actually fingernail faking, but would work on toenails as well.

is just the audio sufficient

?*

no, not really. seriously, no one will know. you can delete it from your history after you watch it even.

no that's not the point at all i'm getting queasy just from the pic. i've not had breakfast

oh I misunderstood your point. thought you were trying to be super manly. it's not queasy really, it's just the opening pic that is, but once you see how it's done I doubt you will feel queasy about it.

yeah looked now. highschool girls are so inventive

yeah, daft punk hand motions, fake finger nail injuries etc, so many creative hand videos on youtube.

they always got out of gym class too. it's a really unfair situation

since they are better at faking parents handwriting and faking fingernail injuries to get out of gym class, I think they deserve to.

survival of the cleverest and kudos to them but that was largely attributed to the lack of any apparent grasp of a calendar, women and or women related bodyparts by highschool gymteachers I'm afraid

maybe they have moved on to methods such as faking fingernail injuries these days (maybe gym teachers are more clued up about calenders now). someone said they were doing this to get out of gym class in the comment section.

i don't know about gym teachers and youtube. it's not the smartest move, they had better used vimeo and password protect it with -daisies- or -pms-

true, there is some risk of getting caught if the whole thing gets out of hand, but from the makeup artist's point of view, it's important for her to show off her skills to the biggest audience possible and then you can't hide between passwords. she is future GOAT of makeup/special effect artists imo.

yes I forget in this day and age she probably cares less about this diploma wherever she's from than to get a gazillion hits on youtube
and for all we know say David Cronenberg is a on that site every day frequently checking popular vids with tags such as "nail" or "nasty gore" or "getting out of gym class"