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armagnac
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I'll say from the start, this is a punt..a gamble as big and loud as Heavy D himself.
i can't really recommend him coz i don't even know how or where this coach ends up...no middle ground, either at the bottom of a cliff or winnerville.
but if you fancy a speculative punt along with me, these are the reasons why i think he could win the nation's hearts over. (well at least half of them, to make a huge run)

there is no doubt he's gonna be marmite, it's what type and the strength..i'll settle for 50/50 down the middle coz in a VTW that still carries a sh1t load of weight and would easily see him make the final.

right Heavy D - real name colin Newell is a professional actor and stand up comic (he reckons)
i know him from storage hunters UK, where he plays the part of Heavy D...a really annoying buyer who gets on everyone's nerves by shouting 'boooooom' a lot.
this catchphrase has really taken off with his fans and he's obviously gone into the house to raise the profile of this comedy character he's invented for himself.

it's an extremely brave move on his part and never been tried before, i find it original and fascinating.
the closest housemate to have done this was gary busey imo
who seemed to have acted brilliantly in the house, to win on the bridal.
as long as Heavy D is not an idiot 24/7 and we see him mix it up with colin, i think he has a great chance of winning the public over.
He knows colin is not well known but Heavy D is too some degree and is definitely trying to cash in on this.

its a bit like steve coogan going in as alan partridge.

i think he'll win over a vast amount of the public coz he's entertaining, funny, lovable and extremely likable.

on storage hunters he gets massively picked on by the rest of the buyers for being really annoying, if this does transpire in the house and they start bitching and picking on him, it could go the same way as the busey win..with most of the house on his back.
when he puts on his poor me act all you can do is feel sorry for the big fella, as he can come across as very childlike, which makes him appear vulnerable and endearing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD8mvjHqlVs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8L3OHbhpXU

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http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/28/who-is-colin-newell-everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-celebrity-big-brother-2016-contestant-6035589/

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http://www.castingcallpro.com/uk/actor/profile/colin-newell

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https://twitter.com/HeavyHeavyd?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
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Report armagnac August 1, 2016 12:16 AM BST
p1ssed up on the broken bed vote, if people didn't like him he'd of never won that
too many haters online relaying false vibes of Heavy imo
Report mach August 1, 2016 12:23 AM BST
Heavy is a lovable loser, I think he can survive a few evictions on vts
we love losers in this country
Report hemsby August 1, 2016 6:03 AM BST
Thought he had an excellent episode last night......still not enough to consider backing him ATM but certainly the first positive signs.
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 10:17 AM BST
with bear in there, this coach is running on two flat tyres, it's really depressing me and scary at what might happen or be said atm
heavy is good fella with no malice at all, but bear is really dragging him down coz the audience do not yet know what a nice fella heavy is and he's getting targeted by association

p1ss off bear, get away from my coach you c*nt

that felt so good saying that Mischief
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 11:39 AM BST
poor heavy been blown out already Sad
c0ck teasing bint Angry
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 11:40 AM BST
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http://bigbrother.channel5.com/will-chloe-kiss-heavy-d-day-5
Report jollyswagman August 1, 2016 11:48 AM BST
bear and renee were laughing at him getting rejected. what a horrible person bear is, egging him on knowing he's got zero chance. bear is no one's friend.

fortunately for you bear will probably be out on friday.
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 12:16 PM BST
yep, really think Heavy has a big chance with him gone
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 12:48 PM BST
the house is to be split in two in the shopping task, im preying heavy is not pitched in with bear Scared
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 12:51 PM BST
Heavy D serenades Chloe Khan with a poem

Chloe Khan has found herself being serenaded in the Celebrity Big Brother 2016 house by Heavy D.


The Storage Hunters UK regular - real name Colin Newell - hasn't been quiet about his feelings for the Playboy model.

Although with his voice, it's hard to be quiet about anything...

Yesterday in the house, TOWIE's Lewis Bloor and Ex On the Beach's Stephen Bear gave Heavy some tips on how to win her over.

"With the girls you have to make them feel like they've achieved something, if you give it to them on a plate they ain't going to want to know," Stephen suggested.

He added: "Ask her open ended questions, don't ask her yes or no questions, which will allow her to go and talk."

Later, Stephen 'helped' Heavy with a poem for Chloe, although his suggestion about 'giving her your D' didn't make it.

Heavy said of his work:"We'll see what happens, whatever, happened, I'll put it out there from the heart"



And here is Heavy's poem in full...

I know I laugh and I may jest,
But there is something I must confess

It's not that you have a rather large chess,
But it's that you are a princess

In the morning you give me the horn,
When you prance 'round like a unicorn

I met you in CBB,
And since then I've been very hap-py

He told Chloe: "That was from the heart."

However she didn't seem to be taking all too seriously, laughing and clapping after Heavy's work of art.
Report jollyswagman August 1, 2016 12:55 PM BST
he needs to get rid of lewis too, as he was the one who instigated last night's trouble. i think heavy prefers to be with who he thinks are the cool kids so i'm not sure he will.
Report mach August 1, 2016 12:56 PM BST
Heavy D needs to set his sights lower for his love life, Internet porn is his best chanceDevil
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 1:07 PM BST
jolly

either bear goes friday or stays and gets heavily boooo'ed
that should be his wake up call, if he don't feck his chances by then ofc
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 1:17 PM BST
Sad poor heavy

Heavy D and Chloe Khan row after shock revelation

There was more drama in the Celebrity Big Brother house last night after Chloe Khan rejected Heavy D's advances.


Earlier in the day, Heavy and put the moves on Chloe and even wrote her a poem which involved remarks on her large chest giving him the horn.

Later on, during a game of Truth or Dare, Lewis asked Chloe to snog Heavy D, real name Colin Newell.

But after an unimpressive peck on the cheek drew boos from the housemates, Chloe revealed: "I've got a fella that's watching me! I can't..."

An annoyed Heavy was left heartbroken by the revelation: "She told me she was single."

But his upset didn't impress Renee who gave him some tough love: "How could you really like her if you don't know her, you can't really like her."



However that didn't stop Heavy D from confronting Chloe about her "lie".

"Why would you say you're single when you're not?" he asked.

Chloe explained: "I didn't say I was single, I said I've got a little 'something something' on the outside, that's what I've said all week."

Heavy however insisted Chloe did say she was single, with her concluding: "I don't even know then."

The pair then bickered over the poem that Heavy claimed Chloe 'demanded' he write for her.

"I wouldn't just say out of nowhere 'Write me a poem', I've never said that to anyone," she told him.
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 1:17 PM BST
i wonder if bb will show chloe lying twice, the awful bint
Report jollyswagman August 1, 2016 1:22 PM BST
do you drink army? Laugh
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 1:22 PM BST
im seeing sympathy comments for heavy D on FB Cool
he's a good game player
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 1:22 PM BST
yes jolly, im not very good at it Devil
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 1:23 PM BST
boooom boy sure know's how to get airtime Wink
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 1:33 PM BST
well the comments were nice, hate mob have arrived now
Report Swardean August 1, 2016 1:53 PM BST
The fat coont, sets his sights on a multi-millionare Playboy bunny... all he does is put Chloe in a awful position.
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 1:58 PM BST
he doesn't lack confidence Cool
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 2:03 PM BST
also swardean a lot will depend on whether chloe is telling lies or not
if she's been clearly leading him on, like he reckons and bb show it
then colin comes out ok, if he's made it up or they don't show it...he looks like a stalker

poor fecker probably couldn't believe his luck before she fecked him off
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 2:04 PM BST
there was a clip of them on the couch the other day where she was virtually sat on him, next to her there was plenty of space.
she didnt need to be that close
im giving heavy the benefit of the doubt until we see the edit
Report Swardean August 1, 2016 2:47 PM BST
Yes army, as ever the power to decide who comes out best is in the hands of the editing team, irrespective of what actually happened.
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 2:51 PM BST
i guess tonight we get to see what the prods really think of Heavy, and chloe for that matter.
can't see both coming out of this ok, one will look bad
Report mach August 1, 2016 7:14 PM BST

Jul 31, 2016 -- 5:58PM, mach wrote:


I've made Heavy a smaller red


Feck you army,  I listened to you and you end up backing a coont

Report mach August 1, 2016 7:17 PM BST
Heavy D is an absolute fecking bellend

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/rickys-gent-heavy-d-not-day-5
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 7:33 PM BST
i'll reserve judgement till after the edit
Report Swardean August 1, 2016 7:35 PM BST
A fat, sweaty no mark, sex pestering and chasing young girls may not be his best move..  we will see tonight.
Report George Bailey August 1, 2016 7:36 PM BST
I reckon he was trying to get a bite from Saira...can't blame him for that..sanctimonious mare
Report George Bailey August 1, 2016 7:37 PM BST
I reckon he was trying to get a bite from Saira...can't blame him for that..sanctimonious mare
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 7:38 PM BST
he's obviously upset with chloe, now its all down to the edit
will CH5 make him look like a sex pest, if she actually did lead him on, saying she was single and asking him to write him a poem ?

intriguing
makes or breaks him by the looks of it
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 7:39 PM BST
her*
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 7:41 PM BST
and mach your a grade 1 gumbie passing judgement before the edit, and having the gaul to blame me for backing heavy
plank
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 7:42 PM BST
every man and there dog know's how deceiving the clips can be
Report mach August 1, 2016 7:44 PM BST
it's you're
your welcome
Report mach August 1, 2016 7:45 PM BST
Cry
you're welcome
Report bearcub August 1, 2016 8:02 PM BST
CryCryCryCryCry
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 8:03 PM BST
its definitely catching
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 8:05 PM BST
i hope Heavy comes out of tonight's edit ok, everyone says what a lovely fella he is
Report George Bailey August 1, 2016 8:07 PM BST
send in the birds there ought to be birds...or maybe they're here
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 8:09 PM BST
poor Heavy needs to get laid, after chloe raised his stump
Report George Bailey August 1, 2016 8:15 PM BST
Can fat blokes get erections? I expect I will get knocked over by the number of responses on this forum Laugh
Report Tom_Ato August 1, 2016 8:33 PM BST
even if heavy comes out of the edit ok he just isnt voteable imo, he lacks serious depth. at the moment him and bear are like a pair of school kids and it isnt even entertaining to watch. sorry army but just cant see this one at all.
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 8:35 PM BST
ive not given up yet tom, not even a week in
his twitter account is gaining momentum all the time
Report Tom_Ato August 1, 2016 8:37 PM BST
yeah i know early days still, but this is one max red that i don't feel wary about at all.
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 8:39 PM BST
you might be well safe after tonight
Report jollyswagman August 1, 2016 8:48 PM BST
when you formed the train you did say you werent sure where it was going army and it does look like he is in big trouble.

tom's cracked it there, the lack of depth is the problem and the fact that he has no self awareness.

i think you mentioned earlier that if bear goes on friday he just may realise he needs to change tack, if he doesnt he's toast.
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 8:51 PM BST
i cannot give an opinion until i see tonight's edit and probably tomorrow's
although this coach could be on its side by midnight
we'll see
Report timbuctooth August 1, 2016 9:03 PM BST
Win or lose, and before we see this edit, it`s only fair to point out that Heavy did halve in price since army started touting him.
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 9:58 PM BST
no real damage on the chloe issue, program ended on it so its gonna carry over to tomorrow's show now.
strange why they didn't show us her lying, hopefully tomorrow

doesn't change the fact bear is killing him in there though
this old coach is got one bumpy road ahead
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 10:40 PM BST
fart

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http://bigbrother.channel5.com/heavy-d-drops-heavy-boom-day-5
Report jollyswagman August 1, 2016 11:14 PM BST
colin is 43 Sad
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 11:20 PM BST
yep sad innit Laugh
Report Henry VIII August 1, 2016 11:22 PM BST
WTF I thought by his behaviour with Chloe he was an immature 23 year old. That is sad. Hard to tell the age of huge fatties.

Unless it's just part of his Heavy D persona?
Report jollyswagman August 1, 2016 11:25 PM BST
it's probably his iq too and his weight in stone Laugh
Report armagnac August 1, 2016 11:26 PM BST
gawd knows H, like i said ive no idea where this is going from here
his twitter account is lively with support atm though
he's always fun as well as annoying, he'll have support for sure..probably not enough atm
Report armagnac August 2, 2016 1:24 PM BST
unless bb show us chloe proper tking the p1ss out of heavy, im afraid this coach will be found burnt out at the side of the road
he comes across terribly in the latest clip
no women will like it
Report armagnac August 2, 2016 1:26 PM BST
im advising all passengers to jump from this coach while it's still moving and board the ricky train
far more safer over there Cool
Report jollyswagman August 2, 2016 1:50 PM BST
i was going to give dr jolly's psycho analysis of heavy but it wont be needed.

the layers are out to get him big time.

you did say you werent sure where this one would go and, as tim said, he did half in price at one stage.
Report Jim Duncan August 2, 2016 4:07 PM BST
...oh dear, this looks like a derailment, a total loss - I guess Heavy was just too heavy (and dim) for the tracks, moved the substrate and vanished down a sinkhole - hopefully nobody actually boarded this train when they learnt of its true destination Mischief
Report armagnac August 2, 2016 4:14 PM BST
this train came with a warning, anyone trading won
i lost
i go down with my transport

took me a week but ive got the winner, all passengers who down with me...will be richly rewarded on ricky

that is all
Report jollyswagman August 2, 2016 4:14 PM BST
LaughLaughLaugh
Report Jim Duncan August 2, 2016 5:13 PM BST
...is Ricky the new train driver, the conductor, the ticket collector or just a plain old stoker?
Report armagnac August 2, 2016 5:15 PM BST
dunno, we never see him
Report Henry VIII August 2, 2016 6:31 PM BST
Good trade so good train.
Report armagnac August 2, 2016 10:05 PM BST
Heavy got away with it there, i'll get out and push
were back on the road Cool
Report mach August 2, 2016 10:47 PM BST
Heavy is a mong on a new scale

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/lets-get-artificial-day-6
Report armagnac August 2, 2016 10:47 PM BST
'booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom'
Report five leaves left August 2, 2016 11:35 PM BST

Aug 2, 2016 -- 4:47PM, mach wrote:


Heavy is a mong on a new scalehttp://bigbrother.channel5.com/lets-get-artificial-day-6


I just paused on the pink casino blonde Love

Report Angela Rebecchi August 2, 2016 11:39 PM BST
BOOOOOOOOM LaughLove
Report armagnac August 2, 2016 11:44 PM BST
heavy probably can come back from his chloe mare, still fancy him to get to the final
needs to just stick to the fun stuff and keep away from those w@nkers

i think he would of won, if lewis and bear wasn't in there
Report mach August 2, 2016 11:47 PM BST
Heavy goes from bad to worse

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/saira-gets-stuck-heavy-ds-pants-day-6
Report five leaves left August 2, 2016 11:53 PM BST
Great from Saira Love
Report jollyswagman August 3, 2016 10:29 AM BST
heavy d may well be sexpest i'm afraid.

making someone clean his underpants is bad enough but on the lf chloe mentioned one of the humans asking for a handjob/bj in the task, if this was heavy and its shown then this train is disappearing into a blackhole.
Report Floccinaucinihilipilification August 3, 2016 7:27 PM BST
armagnac
02 Aug 16 23:44

heavy probably can come back from his chloe mare, still fancy him to get to the final
needs to just stick to the fun stuff and keep away from those w@nkers
i think he would of won, if lewis and bear wasn't in there



Yep,and if my granny had wheels, she'd be a bus Laugh
Report jollyswagman August 3, 2016 11:23 PM BST
no more booooms army?
Report armagnac August 3, 2016 11:27 PM BST
nope
no way back obviously, justabout made a week..im proud of the big fella for getting us that far Laugh
Report jollyswagman August 3, 2016 11:41 PM BST
defo army, it doesnt have to be a winning train to be a profitable train
Report Angela Rebecchi August 10, 2016 4:40 PM BST
Topped the vote? BOOOOOOOOM!! Love
Report mach August 10, 2016 6:16 PM BST
Heavy is becoming the anti squad runner, two pies in the face yesterday in the task, one by Marnie, she called him the least trustworthy
Heavy standing up to them when they are carrying on in the bedroom late at night
heavy is too loud to become bullied, and too annoying for real sympathy, but still good for his chances if he is the anti candidate
Report Henry VIII August 10, 2016 6:24 PM BST
I like him since he stopped stalking Chloe. He's actually stood up to the young crowd more than the rest of the house added together.

I think he's very sympathetic.
Report timbuctooth August 10, 2016 6:29 PM BST
Agreed. The change started a few days ago, and I`ve been nibbling away since.
Report mach August 10, 2016 6:30 PM BST
I think the winner probably comes from a anti squad runner, the "nice" ones that are sitting on their hands don't have great prospects of winning imo
Report mach August 10, 2016 6:32 PM BST
what stopped me backing was the very poor social media reaction to heavy, perhaps we are just a head of the curve, and the public will start to like him soon
Report timbuctooth August 10, 2016 6:37 PM BST
Starting with the very first BB Craig and Nick, taking down the baddies has been a great strategy. Taking down the worst baddie of them all should be a game-winner. I`m with mach, pretty much all my greens are with the anti-squads.
Report mach August 13, 2016 12:59 AM BST
Boom, Heavy is on great form giving it to the squad, I hope some makes the edit tomorrow
Report scampi August 13, 2016 1:16 AM BST
Heavy D is one of the funniest Housemates ever- he's a gambler as well - he knew Leicester were 5000/1 to win EPL. Great the way he called out Lewis and Marnie tonight on the live feed about showmances as well. If it was only us male gamblers voting I reckon he would (deservedly) win- but it's mainly non-gambling females that vote :(
Report scampi August 13, 2016 1:20 AM BST
I love the boxing stance he took up  when Lewis challenged him (Bearcub or Mach please post the pic - I don't know how to do it). I'll start a forum poll for a laugh
Report timbuctooth August 13, 2016 1:29 AM BST
For Lewis fans;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcKufL5WTJw
Report scampi August 13, 2016 1:44 AM BST
I'd love to see Heavy D & Lewis in the Ring. That would be one spinoff show from BB/CBB I'd actually pay to watch!
Report armagnac August 13, 2016 9:57 AM BST
on livefeed lastnight
heavy was saying you have heavy d and colin, then in went to ad break
something they didn't want us to see

we want to see colin
Report armagnac August 13, 2016 11:47 AM BST
LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report armagnac August 13, 2016 11:47 AM BST
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Report armagnac August 13, 2016 11:47 AM BST
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/heavy-d-rubs-it-day-17
Report armagnac August 13, 2016 3:12 PM BST
heavy's support could literally go through the roof after tonight Love
if he plays bear and lewis at there own game but in a light hearted way, the people's champ could win
Report armagnac August 13, 2016 4:22 PM BST
this is not going to take much at all to win from team good, just one to stand up to them
atm heavy is the only one doing it
with his childlike qualities and being bullied, plus so badly wanting to be the Leicester city of big bother
his support could snowball very quickly
i'd go as far too say, right now as it stands and if he continues his current form
he wins
Report armagnac August 13, 2016 5:20 PM BST
poll on this link that says 84% believe lewis and marnie is a showmance
once shown tonight, heavy will get a ton of support for voicing this

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http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/699691/CBB-Lewis-separated-house-threats-Heavy-D
Report armagnac August 14, 2016 10:05 AM BST
heavy is such a cabbage, all the good work he does is quickly ruined again
by being loud and stupid, arguing with renee for nothing and hanging out with bear

i think he seen bear get top 2 by being a tw@t and thought he needed to up his game
he just is so crap at it
this gumbie has cost me loads this series, every time i back him..i lay off at bigger odds

you can't have two panto villains in one house
feck off fatty
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