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bear tells em better
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fook off then
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What do you call a parrot who is caught in the rain but has an umbrella?
Pollyunsaturated |
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Boy: *calls 999* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning. |
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Not just rubbish but American too
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() figgy's school report always said 'must try harder' |
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It did too ![]() |
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often just 'must try'
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i used to bunk off and go to the arcades ![]() my apprenticeship started early |
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A horse runs into a bar and falls down dead.
It was an iron bar. |
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good one H
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sorry fig, keep trying mate |
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i suppose you either got it, or you aint.
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I prefer mine
I chuckled at them |
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just as others chuckled at yours peewee
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Here's a real old Christmas cracker classic
![]() How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. His left ear, his right ear, and the final front ear |
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ffs fig
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X Factor’s Chloe Jasmine is being tipped to win Celebrity Big Brother next year already.
We’re still weeks away from the show’s launch and even knowing whether or not Chloe will actually be taking part in the series. But bookmaker Paddy Power has put his thinking cap on as to who it’ll be that will come out on top! Looking at the odds Chloe Jasmine and Stevi Ritchie could be re-igniting their romance on screen with Ms Jasmine the current favourite to win at 6/1, followed by lothario Stevi at 10/1. Will Big Brother scoop up some of this year’s reality TV drop outs? Well it’s 25/1 that Jake Quickenden will get third time lucky and actually win this time, after his recent stint on I’m A Celebrity. Outspoken and opinionated Katie Hopkins is 20/1, Patsy Kensit 10/1, and both Callum Best and ex-East 17 frontman Brian Harvey are 12/1 to win. Paddy Power said, “Here’s to another year and another house full of not quite made it celebs giving it a final shot!” Other potential housemates offered odds are US reality star Khole Kardashian, at 50/1, and former Strictly contestant Nancy Dell’Olio, who is given a 100/1 shot. Celebrity Big Brother returns to Channel 5 in January. Browse pictures of the rumoured CBB 2015 housemates here.. Read more: http://tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/big-brother/205954-celebrity-big-brother-2015-line-up-chloe-jasmine-is-favourite-to-win.html#ixzz3La7Ej0p4 Follow us: @tellymix on Twitter | tellymix on Facebook |
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CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER: OUTRIGHT WINNER Saturday 20th December 2014, 12:00
Who will be the next Celebrity to get on our nerves and be evicted and who will be the eventual winner? Bet now!! Outright Winner Hide Singles Only. Applies to the outright winner of the series beginning in January 2015. Others on request. All in, run or not. Chloe Jasmine 6/1 Dave Lee Travis 16/1 Edwina Currie 40/1 Austin Armacost 8/1 Karl Pilkington 20/1 Paul Daniels 50/1 Stevi Ritchie 10/1 Gemma Collins 20/1 Sarah Harding 50/1 Patsy Kensit 10/1 Katie Hopkins 20/1 Lettice Rowbotham 50/1 Brian Harvey 12/1 Tulisa Contostavlos 25/1 Khloe Kardashian 50/1 Michelle Visage 12/1 Carl Fogarty 25/1 Nigella Lawson 100/1 Katie Price 12/1 Michael Le Vell 25/1 Nancy Dell'Olio 100/1 Calum Best 12/1 Jake Quickenden 25/1 Jedward 100/1 |
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paul daniels at 50/1 the only bet i'd consider there
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Where is Natasha Bolter please
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Natasha Bolter 4/5
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yes bear, valyooo
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Others on request. All in, run or not.
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very naughty, get on twitter fig and tell em so
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It didn't do much good last time
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tell em your go to the press
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its a bl00dy liberty
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there be making us grow our own potatoes soon and making us keep jedward
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i wonder if 'the booby' would go in.
they must be hard up after losing the case and john being out of work |
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Can't you just use spellcheck army
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Natasha Bolter
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where's the fun in spell check, i like to guess
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Celebrity Big Brother launch date revealed
about 2 hours ago Let the story begin! Celebrity Big Brother is back on Wednesday 7 January and you won't want to miss a moment. This year's bunch of famous faces will find themselves in a fairy tale themed House complete with magic mirrors and sinister twists. Our very own fairy godmother Emma Willis will be casting her spell over the celebrities as they enter the House, while handsome Prince Rylan Clark will once again join her in ruling over Bit on the Side. Will the celebrities live happily ever after? Make sure you're watching the launch show on Channel 5, 9pm, to see who enters the House. Stay tuned for Bit on the Side straight after the show and Celebrity Big Brother: Live from the House at midnight. - See more at: http://bigbrother.channel5.com/celebrity-big-brother-launch-date-revealed#sthash.lUFgFUm4.dpuf |
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MrCelebUK @MrCelebUK · 5m5 minutes ago
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER: Check my tweets at 9pm! ![]() |