Please don't tell my Mam I am a Snooker MC/Announcer...

greetings alun

Definitely a respectable brothel if it has a w0rking pian0 in it ...

What's your g0 to tune Al?

Greetings gentlemen.


I find that this one usually puts sophistictated young ladies in a calm and reflective mood.

.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4zoqUUZ9AI


Whereas this one might see them pleasingly dancing around in their suspenders.

.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNL2ZnhGOe4

I see that MC Walker "treated" us to a "Time to get the boys on the baize" at the outset of the final, which naturally elecited a roaring standing ovation from the mindless and well-trained clapping sea-lions that make up the vast majority of the malodorous and sub-prime "knowledgeable Crucible audience".

I have actualy seen more intelligent life in zoos, including those wretched and scruffy Pandas in the Beijing Zoo that sit on their corpulent backsides every day, ignoring anyone who doesn't feed them. Ye Gods what a shower they are.

Getting the old trusty charity shop grey suit and waistcoat pressed and aired for the morning.

Better keep the smarter dark blue suit for a few final sessions of matches involving big players.

Don't wory though, I won't mess with the formula. It will be cliched, tired and pedictable introductions and the occasional mentions of baize. 


See you all tomorrow.

Are you loving the intro he seems to have invented for Selby - repeating the line 'great to see him playing with a smile on his face...' line, like he's just invented mental health, or a solution to it.

Selby has pulled a few faces listening to it, not sure any a smile or not though...