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Commentator Bingo - Eyes Down!
Commentator Bingo - Eyes Down!
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"And they say these tables are playing easy" - an exasperated W.Thorne last night as M.Fu clearly overcut match ball brown into a blind green pocket, and for once it didn't wobble and drop.
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Think Virgo is having a laugh by calling Ding ' Yung man' numerous times.
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'I won't be home for fecking match of the day' is a new one to be fair. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3567407/Potty-mouth-Snooker-commentator-John-Virgo-caught-mic-longest-World-Championships-frame-saying-won-t-home-f-Match-Day.html
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Parrot explaining to the viewers about Fu's tip [insert scouse accent] "It just came off!!"
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That wasn't the bad shot, it was the previous blue
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"it just came off" LOL!
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great insight JP!
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How about these old favourites?
"deserves everything he gets from here" "the twitching hour" "you never settle as until you get your first frame on the board" |
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This is looking good, this is looking very good, what an excellent safety shot...slight pause...having said that, he may have just have left a red on, he has you know - followed by an obnoxious laugh to himself - the truly wonderful D.Taylor.
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"What a shor he's played here!" is another DT favorite and - as you say Gobelin's - usually followed by "well he's finished a little bit awkward there."
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Poor man's Frank Carson doing his bit to disrupt the crowd again.
Hey Dennis, F@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@CK OFF |
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im not so anti-dennis but he does get too excited too quickly and then have to check himself.
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Is that on there It's amazing want happens on this 12 by 6 foot table
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Dennis the happiest man leaving the crucible tonight after getting the audience to titter at his cr@p coventry joke.
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Eyes Down once again ladies and gentlemen!
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"As we always say in this game, if you pot the ball, you'll be sure to be playing the next shot." (JV)
Not heard this in a while, good to have it back. |
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There's Damien, he's great friends with Ronnie.........
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DT, who else
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Just knocked the black on to the side cushion, makes it a little bit awkward
Weighed in, poor man's Frank Carson. Graham Miles, sadly passed away a couple of years ago He's on a roll, I don't have all day... |
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Damien Hirst had a mention earlier too........
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patsy must be due
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Da de da de dum, in Willies club in Leicester.
Mark had no shoes and look at him now....  |
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Dennis is a lucky guy. Everybody he meets is fecking delightful, Luca Brecel, his mum, dad and every other facker.
Whereas the rest of us meet total c'nts all the time. |
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Patsy Fagan landed this afternoon, and from the nugget not Dennis!!!!
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Patsy Fagan landed this afternoon, and from the nugget not Dennis!!!!
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Ah yes the nugget, the reason we have to suffer the jolly craicster.
8-0 and he f'cked it up. |
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Willie warming the cocklrs with an old school favourite there, suggesting Barry Hawkins will 'enjoy his cup of tea a lot more' that Graeme Dott.
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There are several new additions this year to be added to the cards, all along a similar theme:
"How on earth did that go in?" "He's missed it......oh my word, he HASN'T!" "That didn't just go in the side door, it went in the back door as well." Etc, etc, etc |
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dennis has been regularly trotting out "he got the DDK...the dreaded double kiss" and its really getting on my t1ts
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"And he'll be sittin' in his chair.... thinkin'.........."
Virgo. |
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I reckon we have a new one this year from Virgo- (just as the cue ball goes in off)
'Well the pockets have always been in the same place, so it's not bad luck' |
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nah that's been around years "they never move"
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Dennis has just made his annual mention of "old friend" Cliff Thorburn, who'll no doubt be watching back in his native Canada. I'm just waiting for the Patsy Fagan mention for the 1/10 double to be landed.
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no WT this year
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"Over these longer matches lady luck tends to even itself out" - more absolute sh*** from Dennis.
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Dennis is an embarassment with his "Sat nav Selby" and "DDK" (dreaded double kiss)......
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What's the story with no WT this year?
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Growing up watching on the BBC holds many fond memories. Whispering Ted, Jack Karnehm, Clive Everton.
Now I watch on Eurosport because of that wibbling b@stard. I despise him, and when he tries making jokes to get a crowd reaction I want to climb into my TV and beat him to death with my bare hands. Willie Thorne was axed back in October, an "editorial decision". From the top 2 events (world and UK), although I can't remember him at the Masters either. |
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yes WT has been out of favour at the BBC for years
initially he was dropped from the masters and then continued to do the UK & worlds then I think for a year or 2 he was dropped from the worlds when it got to 1 table but he has done the latter stages the last few years and if you noticed he never did the final mini session of the final, it was always JV or the insufferable taylor now they've ditched WT altogether and there's only uncle john I can listen to now on that channel I much prefer eurosport nowadays the exception was the welsh open (BBC wales) JV & WT were doing big chunks of the commentary BBC wales coverage is completely different gravy to the sh1t being delivered on the other 3 events |