Why is Judd Trump's hair so off key?

i fink ur obsessed wiv judd tramp

I think u r stalking me

If you're bored, go make a curry for you and your family

salt n pepper spare ribs
crispy shredde beef
1/2 crispy aromatic duck
sweent n sour chicken
singapore style fried rice
chicken chow mein
beef wiv green peppers in black bean sauce

dats my din din
mouth watering stuff

and ill be munching it whilst watching ding a ling stuff tramp oh dont forget 2 cans of stella to wash it down

You should be eating curry!! You lot live on it

I hope you watched the Royal Wedding today. I wonder if Betfair will be opening a book on when they get divorced?

didnt watch more than 5 seconds of it, ie, only watched that much whilst i pressed the red button

i dont do god, religion or the foookin royals

You sound racist

im a skinead tattooed redneck and a bnp supporter...does that mean im a racist?

ok got to go, listen muggins dont get involved in frame betting.

just back ding a ling at 1.25 or whatever it is, tramp is gone and ding a ling will pissssssss all over him tonight. laters