I couldn't find this in the archive so I have added it in as I am getting the near of the whole journey
On entering the course I thought I had wondered into Hellmand Povince. I haven’t seen so many commandoes in one place since I visited an aunt in Fermanagh on election day back in the 1980s. Was it intelligence which had suggested a mass revolt against the local library closing with Cairo style repercussions? I somehow doubt it as this is Liberal territory and I am sure they are fully supportive of their man’s backing of a rake of stuff most of the electorate in this neck of the woods hadn’t voted for. Ah well so much for democracy as they say in North Africa. In fact it turns out this is a benefit meeting for some of the charities which the commando units support. The sort of high regard which the average Brit appears to now have for squaddies makes you start to believe it might not be too far-fetched for a military bloodless coup in this particular rock. Who would blame them on the evidence of the dogged way the troops conduct their affairs with limited resources apart from the abundant goodwill of the masses. Politicians beware, it might just happen.
Taunton always takes me back to an episode of my Dad’s. His best mate helped him manage a shop in The Potteries. The pair of them were always thinking of money making ideas almost Delboyish but this was 1970s and times were pretty tough in S-o-T at the time. I was working on the local power station with some relatives over from Bishopstown so couldn’t skive off. The local factories including potbanks, shoe-makers, GEC and the brewery were all closing in the wake of Mags and the Unions power-struggle so any work was better than no work. Anyway the latest scam involved picking up seconds from the work’s shop (not Wedgewoods but a div 2 basic pots and plates emporium). Then hot footing to Holidayland to flog replacements to end of season hoteliers and BnB ladies. They had figured Rhyl and Blackpool would be saturated markets. How about Western Super Mare? Of course no self-respecting Stokie would be seen dead in such a southern den of inequity. After several fruitless hours trudging the streets of this Somerset playground, our intrepid entrepreneurs had hoisted the white flag. The small about of money burnt deep against their arse pockets. By luck they had selected a raceday at Taunton for their mission of mercy. So off they went. The story related back was of a quagmire hellhole with a rickety contiboard stand where the only protection from horizontal hail was the tarpoling woven together with the same yarn which was used to tie to the locals’ courderoy trouser legs to stop rats nipping at their swollen testes. They lasted three races where nags with more duckeggs than something with a lot of duckeggs kept winning. Each win was to the vocal delight of the rat tag band of harvest casuals and sheepshggers. It was as they say a long journey home in a car which truth be known almost consumed as much oil as it did petrol.
The Course
A few miles outside of Taunton and easily accessible to the M5 without having to go through the town, this is a nice country racecourse. It is well supported by the locals and has a great atmosphere on the three times I have been here. They say this is one of the friendliest tracks and to be fair I usually get talking to people easier here than at a lot of other courses. The facilities appear modern although I didn’t pay the premium to get into the Portman Stand so not sure of the standard in that stand. For the Tatts there is bugger all. Getting into the tea room was a real task and there wasn’t much in the way of food. However the real value is parking in the middle. It is such a tight track you can walk around and get several close up views of the action during the same race. The paddock is not too difficult to see from here and the snap van had tea for £1 and proper bacon cobs for a couple of quid. Great-value. The track is a squashed oval covering not much more in its circumference than the Western Road dog-track. As such the turns are very, very tight, the slight bends in the squashed bits adding to the awkward nature of Taunton and a couple of minor undulation in an essentially flat terrain makes this yet another idiosyncratic circuit which makes racing in these islands such a compelling hobby.
The Portman Stand which I tight-fistedly refused to pay the £3 supplement to enter as seen from the centre of the track
The Racing
The opener on the card was a low grade claiming hurdle over 17f which was won in comparatively good style by the Evan Williams trained Chyrsanda. Last run he had won over course and distance and had benefited then by wearing a tongue strap and visor, a combination again successful today. He has done even better over fences in the past and it might be worth a switch back to chasing in handicapping company. The runner up was the patiently ridden to no great effect Sweet World. There is a recurring theme of held up and produced too late evident. Perhaps this difficult ride would benefit from a more talented jockey. Certainly a track like Taunton requires a bit of knowledge and expert timing to produce a late runner as a leader can fly the nest and they do not stop quickly here due to the nature of the track. Additionally it is interesting to note that his last two flat wins were secured when making all. Maybe a horse which takes a keen hold might in this instant be given a bit more reign. If stronger handling, racing up with the pace a bit more and entered in claimers he would have a realistic chance. Olivino was the better fancied of the Bernard Llewellyn horses but finish third and also behind his second placed stablemate Sweet World. Racing up with the pace he was just not good enough to give Chrysanda a race. Probably needs better ground and is a bit high in weights (ideally around the 102 mark). Of the others Abstract Art was the only one to interest the market being third favourite. However supporters could beat the queue at the bar when Aiden Coleman was unseated at the first. Has now failed to get around in half of the eight runs he has competed in since his last win at Bangor. Suits these sharp tracks, is on a handy mark (106) but still a question mark over completion rate!
The second race was a well contested and eventful maiden hurdle over 17f. The winner was the Paul Nicholls trained four year old French bred Brampour. He was a well backed second favourite today after a promising debut over hurdles. Ridden up with a strong pace he led from 2 out and stayed on well despite not always being fluent. The chaos behind him at the last did not affect the winners position, it is certain that Brampour was staying on well enough to hold any late McCoy charge and Scudamore’s horse was plodding on when he fell. Can he shoulder a penalty? I would have thought there is every chance of that especially if sights are not raised too high. Second home was Clowance House who was plodding on minding his own business when chaos ensued ahead and suddenly he was second and in a race for £600 rather than for feck all. Flat form suggests he might be better on a firmer surface and more testing track, hurdles ok and could come in at a small track in the spring. Not sure what to make of Bold Identity. Has moderate flat form in Ireland, is out of a listed winning dam but was easily held despite finishing third in debut over hurdles in previous effort. Best to say appears promising but would need to show a bit more or that the second home shows a bit of form as I would put the pair on a similar level at the moment with Bold Identity having more scope and Clowance House requisites clearer. The David Pipe trained favourite Trop Fort was too strong for Tom Scudamore to stop him falling heavily at the last! He had led and hurdled ok if lacking fluency for most of the race. But was well held at the time and it is likely he would have finished third. I would not fancy his chances of following this run up with a win. However McCoy’s mount First In The Queue was very unlucky when being hampered and then brought down by Trop Fort at the last when travelling nicely. This was a decent novice hurdle in terms of quality, he had previously run well in his debut, would have preferred a more galloping track (flat form best at Newbury) and given these conditions looks a ready-made winner.
The third race was a 3 mile novice chase appearing at the mercy of favourite Lake Legend. In the event it was won in dogged style by the odds on shot who had looked a decent chaser in the making when I saw him finish third at Doncaster a January. That race has since had the winner as an entry in the RSA and the second winning well in company probably better than today’s field. As such it is true to say that this race was not of the same class as at Doncaster and the winner was again not exactly fluent. As such I think Lake Legend will find carrying a penalty difficult. Second home was Persian Run who was showing much improved form only going down in a tight fight by less than a length. On the basis of this race I would not be hurrying to take a short price next time out but he did show some promise. The pair finished clear mainly because Earth Planet fell 3 out when apparently going well. I would not have been shocked had he got up. He has now had six runs in novice chases without luck and this defeat may herald a return to hurdling where he appears stronger. This left third to the extremely one paced Top Benefit who is still not that fluent over his fences.
Spiders! An apparently eight limbed Lake Legend (blue) hunts up a similarly equipped pacemaker on the way to the fourth
The fourth race on the card was a novice handicap hurdle over 17f. This provided yet another intriguing event and had a pretty unusual finale. Making all the running and then pulling smoothly clear 3 out Arrayan had just skipped over clear at the last when inexplicably Conor O’Farrell seemed to lose his irons, then his balance and then fell crashing to the floor. He was clearly devastated. I had watched this from the turn into the straight to see how the tight bends were navigated. I saw how well Arrayan had been ridden, kicking clear and seemingly invincible. I had thought ‘this lad is going to the top, he’s going to land a tasty handicap at Cheltenham, I hope David Pipe puts him up on Dynaste in the Martin Pipe’. Imagine how flummoxed I was on seeing the big screen replay. Put it this way Conor is still going to pick up something at Cheltenham and Arrayan is a winner without a penalty. It was a bit of a scramble home after the fall. Highway Code benefited most and this was a bit of role reversal having looked a likely winner when falling in his previous run! Second (Lidor) and third (Up to the Mark) seem pretty modest. Biggest disappointment was Cambridgeshire winner Credit Swap who was made a warmish favourite in such a competitive handicap. Raced prominently but just didn’t appear to stay. He has won in softish ground on the flat, so the going wasn’t the concern. I would say he just didn’t seem to stay and will probably hope to be in a muddling race restricted to pseudo sprint conditions and as such today’s strong gallop just didn’t suit.
We had a mare handicap hurdle over 3miles as our fifth race which was won in consummate ease by the useful mare Molly Round who is currently racing off a very nice mark. The manner of this win hurdling well and taking it up a mile out suggests she has up to a stone in hand of the handicapper. She was very well fancied by connections last week at Towcester where I saw her fall in a handicap chase on her debut over the larger obstacles. The connections were very bullish about her prior to that race saying she only needed to stand up to win, On reflection of today they were probably right. She is a workmanlike tough looking mare and must be followed in mares’ events in soft ground until she loses. The runner-up was the gambled on and one paced Saulty Max. She is said to have temperament issues and is best left. She is clearly out of favour with the handicapper. Aeronautica ran ok being up with pace until weakening so appears to need a shorter trip.
The sturdy mare Molly Round leaves the paddock after a facile victory, she can follow up against her sex again before the handicapper takes too much note
The closing chase was a six runner class 4 handicap which was won by a Polish bred gelding Jeczmien. Always leading and jumping well he pulled clear 2 out for a comfortable win. The battle for runner up was a close call with The Darling Boy just getting up and therefore the better of Playing With Fire. The fourth home Lord Singer was not that far adrift either. Difficult to gauge as to potential of this field
Jeczmien in green (Polish for plumber?) comes over here and nicks the money from the local bred runner up.
To close off an eventful meeting was another of those interesting hands and heels events over 17f for conditional jockeys. A key feature of the meeting was seeing three stars for the future. The pretty well established Ed Glassonbury, the emerging star ready to pick up a major race in Conor O’Farrell and the younger Twiston-Davies who gave every indication of being an even better prospect than his brother (who is pretty useful anyway). It was Ed who won on the front-running ultra game mare Calico Rose outgunning in a desperate fight the Twiston-Davies ridden hold up horse Prince of Denial. Posh Emily plodded home in her own time for third and That’ll Do Boy ran in snatches to be fourth. The favourite in a tight market Beside The Fire was top weight but soon seen off and mudlark Smokey George, who had been in grand form around New Year, looked a bit overcooked for now.
Over the first in the last, a hands and heels event
Notebook
Chrysanda (P) down £21
P 1 10/11 1 Evens 5 3 2
Won twice on sharp courses after Taunton then moderate runs at more galloping circuits. Returned to form when second at Bangor but now left
Sweet World (P) up £135
5 1 7/2 0 3 25/1 0 2 16/1 1 11/1 1 11/2 1 5/1 0
On second effort won well then good 6th in decent Aintree event. Followed with three good runs on the flat at long odds making fair each way punting fresh from flat did quick hurdle double before slipping in on the flat. Highly tried in class 3 over sticks latest and now left
Brampour (P) up £165
0 0 1 13/2 1 12/1
Not disgraced in top novices at festivals. Returned to handicapping with two good wins including the Greatwood. May well progress even further but he owes me nothing
Clowance House (P) down £10
4
Blundered chance away on only subsequent ride and on that basis I have binned him
Trop Fort (N) up £30
0 0 0
Continues to look poor but best leave now as is the sort for Pipe to slip into a 2m hcap as 117 looks fair and must have shown something in the past to suggest talent so leave alone now.
First In The Queue (P) (levels)
1 9/4 0 U 4 1 7/4
Won despite not hurdling well next time out. Was very novicey in three subsequent efforts. Came good again in the summer but still not fluent and then I binned him. He has since run at the Galway festival without running too badly and might pick up a handicap of current fair mark but not with my urging
Lake Legend (N) up £30
2 0 0
Proved himself to be a jumper of limited ability in subsequent three runs including getting stuffed at 4/11. I doubt he will win unless in a particularly poor race but I have had my bit from him and will leave him to other layers
Arrayan (P) down £10
Well publicised hcap snip when thrashed next run. Not seen since so assume something array. Leave off list now
Molly Round (P)(levels)
1 3/1 2 0 B
Came out and won next run followed with a decent second. Ran sixth in a big event for mares before starting this autumn off with an unfortunate BD. I will leave her alone now
Saulty Max (N)up £20
F P
Followed up by losing next two runs when failing to get around despite being favourite. Looks useless but I will leave her alone now.