Butterkist

Back in the day, Dom Joly (Of Trigger Happy TV fame) did a docu-travelogue with his mate back to his roots
in Iraq.
Saddam was still very in power and they were constantly monitored by secret police, so they decided to use a code
name "Dave" for saddam, "That's an ugly picture of Dave on that wall etc."

Censorship on this forum regarding another current world leader is so extensive, so many posts and threads
mentioning his name are deleted or do not get passed the censor... Dave/Daveed was born.

Cheers I had no idea

"How lucky are the United States that every time they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead".

Gabrial Rufian, Spain congress Deputy

Do you think Daveed got coached for his 60 minute interview by Mr "I don't sweat, I was eating pizza"?

A superyacht linked to one of Russian President Vladimir Putin's key allies has sailed through the Strait of Hormuz, despite the ongoing blockade of the critical shipping channel.

The 142m-long (465 feet) Nord luxury boat, linked to sanctioned Russian billionaire Alexey Mordashov, travelled from Dubai to Muscat, Oman over the weekend, one of a few private vessels to transit through the strait in recent months


Neither Iran nor Daveed dared stop the boat.

"Prince Charles agrees with me, even more than I do"

Daveed on truth optional : "Anybody running for President or VP should be forced to take a Cognitive Examination! By doing so, we wouldn’t be surprised at people like Barack 'Hussein' Obama, or Sleepy Joe Biden, getting 'ELECTED.' I took the Exam three times during my ('THREE!') Terms as President"

He's just trying to grab the narrative: say something outrageous so people talk about that instead of the outrageous thing he did a day or two ago.

It works, so Rinse and repeat.


He attacked Iran 60 days ago, said he'd won, closed the strait, oil is double at $120.

He also said he'd destroyed all of Iran's nuclear program on day 3, yesterday he demanded they shut down their nuclear program.


Hey, lets get everyone talking about me and cognitive tests... and oh yeah, obama and biden.

Wow. Daveed has lifted all tariffs on Scottish whisky and bourbon following a request from the King

“The King and Queen got me to do something that nobody else was able to do, without hardly even asking!”


Buy whisky shares!!!

Talking about aceing cognative teats and forgetting
this is his 2nd term, but yeah he also wants to change the
narrative

Well done Chaz, i didn't think he should have gone but proved wrong at least for now.

What is US policy when daveed can just say you aren't the worst? No tariffs for you,very vague and it really looks as if you have to be a monumental harse licker and play him but such a compromise.

Leader of the Greens getting a major roasting in the media for a trashy tweet.

Daveeds tweets across the pond.... crickets.

Apologies not related to the topic but concerns the media. Why isn't what happened to the French nun in Jerusalem not even remotely covered.

Dunno anyfing La, start anuva fred.

use euphemisms for countries etc

I hear ya,it is having to be a bit careful now as the gg will only hop on it.

There is so much fear in Dave's 2nd term, it's risen exponentially compared to his first term.

Make a joke about him on a "TV programme no one watches" and he tries to take away the license for every tv station they own.
make a joke, lose several 10's of Billions of dollars.

And he's prosecuting an ex head of the FBI, Calling them treasonous and guilty of sedition for posting a picture of some seashells
on a beach.


So much fear about.

World Monopoly Markets : Month Daveed announces he is going to start building hotels in Cuba

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does this Dave geezer ever have a pint in Peckham

you are clearly a bit sad coming up with that when there are so many other thing you could do

and before you say it, im laid up but still laggo

cubans will rejoice. its so bad that even this raving loony is preferable and it might end the flow of cubans drowning trying to escape. joke about that

Righto

I got no idea how bad it is in cuba, living in any one party state is living in a prison.

But, what do we know?

Cuba has the highest number of doctors per capita in the world, 8 or 9 per 1,000.
Far exceeding anywhere else in the world.

So it ain't all bad, it's poverty on an island in the sun with lots of free healthcare.

Wikipedia


Cuba 94 doctors per 10,000
Monaco 88
Sweden 71

UK is 51st at 31 per 10,000



more doctors than monaco, not something you'd expect given all the negative narrative over the last 70 years.

Daveed has said that the U.S. has shot down seven Iranian small boats

Well dun Dave

Daveed has tweeted "Iran has no more cards, I've got all the cards"
Along with a picture of him proudly holding a bunch of UNO cards.


The winner of the game UNO is the person who gets rid of their cards, the loser is the the person holding the most cards.

He's not very good with terminology and symbolism.
but from somebody that brags about acting dementia tests...

Acing

Daveed on Truth Social owns the libs by pointing out his war in Iran hasn’t lasted as long as Vietnam or World War 2

Last year, Daveed's spiritual adviser, a powerful member of his inner circle, was sentenced to 10 years jail for SAing a 12yo.

Has now been freed after serving just 6 months.

Tramp Media just reported a $406 million net loss in Q1 2026.

On revenue of about $871,000.

as my post was deleted, im doing it again. there is someone who is trigger-happy with certain opinions and im going to complain, as its clearly a power-trip

this was deleted, as a reply to escapee; cuba has not been given a negative press. its a one=party state that gets off lightly given its use of torture and persecution of political prisoners

doctors arent in cuba, they were sent sent abroad to latin america and africa to bring in hard currency and their families were hostages

strange how a one-party state that operates a total media blackout is taken at face value

you dont hear of the number of lawyers. odd, given they are so successful at bringing in guilty verdicts, at 99%. cuba libre



if anyone can come up with why this is deemed offensive id like to hear

I posted 2 posts of what Angela rayner said on twitter
they were both removed in minutes despite being widely
reported in the press.

No idea why somebody is so sad to report every post.

I also had a thread removed on football forum about
2 footballers falling out

And a post on fantasy football thread about team news about a Bournemouth player
affecting fantasy football, and therefore football betting.

Something very odd...

Happy for you to attach cut and paste of this to your complaint
before somebody gets it deleted.

Posts have been removed from the music lyrics thread
including some of the questions, and somebody expressing
satisfaction about getting some right!

Nothing untoward, at all...

It wouldn't surprise me if someone is reporting lots of posts.

i will indeed

cant believe its a person reporting so many and if it is then why are they taken seriously? instead of being told they are a vexatious complainer and get a life

everyone who has a genuine complaint about being rubbed out should do the same because unless there is some sort of collective revolt it will not end and the forum will sink even further


forum@betfair.com  if youve got the ump. you might not have now but when your carefully thought-out posts are deleted you will

and this applies to loonies also. much as i dont like your views, i will defend your right to hold them. @old ninny  leafy  etc...

The cost of daveeds repair of the reflecting pool
jumped to $13 million an 80% over budget job.

Including a 20% profit for his mate, the contractor
who was awarded the contract without competition.

Daveed: "We have a man who is doing a great job. I knew it! Because he kept me out of jail for years. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. He kept me out of jail."

Daveed had one of his worst mental health episodes yet, posting over 55 times in 3 hours. Here is the list:

10:15 PM - Accuses Obama of attempting a coup in 2016
10:15 PM - Says Obama worked with CIA to overthrow Trump
10:15 PM - Reposts tweet saying Obama is a “traitor” and that he should be arrested
10:22 PM - Attacks dominion voting systems for 2020 election saying they switched votes
10:22 PM - Says Fulton County, GA had their 2020 fraud exposed (there was none)
10:23 PM - Accuses Obama of personally making $120 million from Obamacare (wtf?)
10:23 PM - Cites quack lawyer Sidney Powell on the 2020 election
10:24 PM - Posts fake JFK Jr account that says Obama wiretapped Trump Tower
10:27 PM - Demands Senator Mark Kelly resign
10:29 PM - Claims neither Biden nor Harris were in charge of the Biden admin
10:29 PM - Attacks Fulton County, GA again
10:29 PM - Posts Fox News clip of Rep Ro Khanna
10:30 PM - Demands Jack Smith be arrested
10:30 PM - Accuses Obama, Clinton, and Comey of treason
10:39 PM - Reposts a tweet from a MAGA account saying they have secret intel proving Clinton and Obama committed crimes
10:39 PM - Reposts a MAGA tweet saying Hillary Clinton should be sent to Haiti
10:40 PM - Says the DOJ is “working hard” to arrest his enemies for treason
10:40 PM - Reposts a tweet attacking his own DOJ and Todd Blanche for no arrests of political enemies
10:40 PM - Posts a TikTok video of people stealing from a convenience store
10:41 PM - Posts a TikTok of someone taking a Door Dash order
10:41 PM - accuses Obama, John Brennan, and Clinton of sedition and treason again
10:42 PM - Posts a video of a man on CCTV footage knocking over food a waiter was carrying
10:47 PM - Calls Obama the “most DEMONIC FORCE” in American politics
10:47 PM - Posts a tweet from Mike Flynn saying 2020 election wasn’t fair
10:49 PM - Attacks Dominion again claiming they stole the 2020 election (it wasn’t)
10:51 PM - Reposts a fake Charlie Kirk account that claimed Obama blocked Hillary Clinton from being prosecuted
10:53 PM - Claims Obama was part of Hillary Clinton’s emails in some way
11:28 PM - Claims a senior Democrat just testified under oath that Senator Adam Schiff leaked classified information
1:13 AM - Attacks the New York Times for reporting on the reflecting pool

This man is clearly not well.


Turning into casemoney

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding?

Daveed: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

My neighbour has 5 different kids by 3 DIFFERENT women. He is married to an immigrant who can barely speak English.He has torn up beautiful landscaping and put in an ugly patio,a load of unfinished construction all over the place. Worse again his house is constantly being shot at. All very ghetto and the law refuse to do anything about it.





Take my advice and avoid 1600 Pennsylvania Ave for your own saftey.

Spare a thought for Daveed's son, getting married on some island and daveed is not going.


Imagine being the only child Daveed won't go to an island for.

Daveed has pardoned Trevor Milton, a man convicted of stealing $695 million from investors.

This pardon came after Milton donated nearly $1 million to daveed's PAC.

Daveed: We stopped the conflict between Cambodia and Armenia. It was just starting and it was a bad one.

Daveeds's plan to hand out $1.8bn (£1.3bn) in taxpayer funding to political allies lasted all of two weeks before his Department of Justice (DOJ) abandoned the idea amid an intense backlash from Republicans in Congress.

The department's decision to officially end the "anti-weaponisation" fund on Tuesday followed a revolt within daveeds's own party. Republicans threatened to derail a critical immigration bill if the administration didn't drop the plan to give public funds to daveed insurrectionists - including, potentially, rioters who participated in the 6 January 2021 attack on the US Capitol.

Daveed is sending ships to rip 900 ocean sensors out of the Atlantic and Pacific — and Congress already told them twice they couldn't do it.

**
They're doing it anyway.

https://x.com/i/status/2062320929108373534

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I heard Daveed stormed out of a one on one TV interview on Sunday after the journalist enquired about evidence he had about his claims of elections being stolen.

Shame, he had an opportunity to expose all the alleged wrong doing and he went a bit yellow.

https://x.com/i/status/2063633879613805030

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Face looking very swollen too

Work began yesterday to remove Dave's name from the Kennedy Centre, on the very last day of the deadline set by the judge for it's removal.

Congress will add Obama's name, in due course.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Iran has reportedly assessed that Daveed is "mentally incompetent" and has incorporated psychologists into its negotiating team to adapt the wording of the proposed agreement "as if the recipient were a [mental] patient ... whose capacity is limited."

Mediators from Qatar, Pakistan, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia are recording the same problem: Daveed agrees to positions and then immediately reverses them, leaving no stable basis for continuation."

Psychological assessment is becoming a tool to reduce the risk that a proposed proposal will be perceived through the prism of a momentary impulse or distorted perception.

The integration of psychologists upends the traditional logic of negotiations between countries.

Gary Kasparov

Daveed said he demanded unconditional surrender, we just didn’t know he meant America’s.

'Why are we signing this in a railway carriage?'
'Don't worry Donnie,just sign the thing'

renames it to department of war
names himself secretary of war
fights one war
loses

dave has made such a mess of the big long 'reflecting pool' in front of the whitehouse, it's been nicknamed
"The Straits of Warm Ooze"

Daveed's final appeal of E Jean Carroll sax abuse case rejected

BBC:

Daveed made at least $2.2bn (£1.7bn) in his first year back in office, according to a new financial disclosure report - a sum historians said was unprecedented and shattered the norm of US presidents avoiding financial conflicts of interest in the White House.

Dave has interfered in the Football World Cup 


He 'lobbied' FIFA to get a USA players Red Card ban on playing the next game lifted


Now he's gloating about it on TV, claiming he's the best ref in the world and it wasn't a foul.

Daveed stepped in to world Cup row because he thought USA would have to face Belgium with
only 10 men because of Baloguns suspension.

day after announcing a fee for transiting the strait, daveed now says "I don't think anybody should be able to charge a fee for the strait"

Someone has to stop him, he clearly has an illness, probably age related.

Daveed ran out of appeals and he has been forced to pay out the $5.8 million awarded to  E J Carrol for his sexual abuse and defamation.

Not sure what's happening to the second additional award of $85 million, probably still running through the appeals system.

If this was a betting forum and you could ask gambling related question...
What odds would you set the market on her going the same way as Virginia Guiffre?
Would you be a backer or layer at evens?

"The Burnham Catastrophe" is 4 days old and has already made (token) cuts to the cost of living with reduced bus and electricity costs.

Daveed is 540 days into draining the swamp, and Making America Great Again.


Apart from all the wars directly making everything more expensive arround the world, including Americans, and his huge extra
taxes forced on all Americans buying foreign goods (50% extra tax on Americans buying something from Canada)


540 days in office, he personally has profited $6billion, What has he done for the average american?

Got balogun red card overturned

Daveed: "I owned the Miss Universe pageant. And Miss Venezuela always did very well in that pageant. So I know something about the country."

He's just had a tarriff frenzy and added additional 15% tarriffs to 60 countries and threatening some countries with 100% tarriffs.


"Hey EU.  If you don't do what I want, I'm going to increase tax on americans to 100%"


!?


I wonder, what do americans think of all these new taxes they have to pay?

Daveed has a fabulous new syrup.

Daveed fell asleep again on tv, rfk shaking as if in withdrawal, another normal day.

Some ecconomist recently said of Dave "He is simultainiously trying to bail out a big sinking boat with a small bucket, whilst actively drilling holes in the bottom at the same time"


Refering to Trump buying $billions of Yen in an attempt to shore it up and stop japan selling US bonds to shore it up themselves as that would severley affect the US ecconomy, whilst at the same time making the Yen much much weaker due to all his tarriffs and trade deals linked to investment which puts even more downward pressure on the Yen.

(Not true)

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC,nothing moving. Suddenly a man knocks on his window and he winds it down and asks what's going on and was told,'Iranian terrorists have kidnapped Donald Trump and are asking for $100 million ransom or otherwise they are going to douse him in petrol and set him on fire and i am collecting donations'
Okay the driver says,what is everyone giving?
The collector replies,'roughly a gallon'

Following on from claiming to have been rescued from the rubble on 9/11 despite previously claiming in a phone call to have watched the planes and now owning the tallest building in manhatten, daveeed today
recounted helping save Titanic victims: “I saved more people than anybody, many people, the best people. I said, ‘Turn left, Captain. Very simple. Very easy.’ He didn’t listen. I know icebergs. Nobody knows icebergs better than me.”

Daveed says he will cut off all trade entirely with "some nations" unless the Fed lowers interest rates

So what

Daveed is considering up to $1.6 BILLION in taxpayer-backed financing for a Kazakhstan mining project tied to his sons’ investments.

The evidence grows

Daveed has said his proposed triumphal arch will double as a complex to store military equipment, complete with the ability to deploy snipers and drones.

In a Sunday morning post, Daveed said he is updating the plans at the "strong request" of the US military and for "national security purposes".

The "top grade" military complex and arch will "house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers, on both the roof and plaza areas, and additionally have and hold large quantities of sniper ammunition in storage", he said.

^^He's so obviously got dementia

Visitors to the US are on track to drop by almost two million year-on-year.

“We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.”

...

Where would they be without major boost of world cup...

Every single country that is a member of the world travel and tourism council is experiencing an increase in tourism year on year except america.

The increase in tourism everywhere round the world is in part due to the ever increasing number of retirees.

The fact that tourism is rapidly declining in the USA is an anomally that can only have been caused by magaloons.

184 countries in the wttc, 183 experiencing an increase in tourism, only 1 country is experiencing a decline in tourism

Only one country is leading the fight against globalist islamomarxism
Only one country is, therefore, vilified by the globalist deep-staters
Only one country is such a pleasant surprise to tourists, truth and reality belying the brainwashing they've been subject to at home, as witnessed unanimously by the World Cup fans

Daveed talking at the White House: “Canada charged us a lot of tariffs that nobody knew about, except me.”

Reporter: “María Corina Machado says she should go back to Venezuela.”

Daveed: “She's a very fine woman. She gave me her Nobel Prize because she knew I earned it. It's all gonna work out.”

I keep seeing all these reports about Dave falling asleep and then when I see the clips he's not asleep. Lefties are bonkers. They seem to prefer to live in a world of lies.

timbuctooth
01 Oct 26 18:21

Only one country is leading the fight against globalist islamomarxism

They've been at it 25 years now, how's it going? Are they winning?


Do you think they'll put up some bunting and have "war on terror" silver jubilee street parties?

As Katie Zacharia becomes the shortest serving White House press secretary in modern American history, let's take a look back at the key events in the lead up to her exit.

Friday 9 October: The former conservative commentator was named the new White House press secretary

Tuesday: A few days later, she delivered her first briefing to reporters, which was widely criticised in the media

Wednesday: A complaint was filed with the California State Bar Association after questions were raised about Zacharia's legal credentials

Early Friday: President Trump told reporters he would “reconsider” whether to keep Zacharia in her position

Less than an hour later: The White House confirmed that Zacharia was "transitioning out" of her post

What is it with all these abysmal press secretaries? Outrageous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyIxdbJOXnQ
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She was "CV maxing" like Jason Arday all over again.

The geezer who stopped DEI because it gives jobs based on how they look, he seems to hire 'em based on how they look.

If she was so bad she had to be fired after 5 days Dave should definitely fire whoever hired her so this sort of thing doesn't happen again.

Dave has been ordered by a Judge to give his testimony under oath in a recorded interview by December 11th or face "sanctions" which is likely to be the judge dismissing his case against the BBC due to lack of evidence.

He failed to meet the october 16th deadline last friday.


Obviously he can't take his case to court because the defense will require him to testify under oath as to what he did on J6 and the days leading up to his attempted coup.

Reporter: “You said the Iran war was going to end immediately after the midterms.”

Daveed: “I didn’t say that.”

Reporter: “Did anyone try to talk you out of that speech at the Reflecting Pool?”

Daveed: “No, I heard it was a very good speech. Got great reviews.”

Trump just called bibi,

'ffs bibi,you promised if we attacked Iran we would get regime change, not in Jerusalem and DC but Tehran'

Saw a clip of the piers morgan show on tinternet, He had some washington pundits on.
They were saying there are multiple reports from whitehouse staff of Trump wanting to use tactical nuclear bombs on Iran

They are claiming he said "he wants to break the last taboo"

https://x.com/Mollyploofkins/status/2119247557394387386/photo/1

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