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Macron: "When we are serious, we do not say the opposite
of what we said the day before.
Perhaps we should not speak every day."

Does he mean daveed?
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Report lapsy pa April 19, 2026 7:39 PM BST
Very probably,a nice way of ridiculing BS.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 19, 2026 9:47 PM BST
Daveed Blocks Voting Machine Standards Committee Appointments

Daveed is blocking qualified experts to a federal standards committee for U.S. election voting equipment.

Endangering certification of defective voting machines.
Report Escapee April 19, 2026 9:57 PM BST
last year, Daveeds good friend and member of his cabinet bought the company that owns and runs the voting machines.

It's going to add a extra layer of complexity to betting on the results.
Report Ronaldmcdonald April 19, 2026 10:05 PM BST
Unlike the WSJ to peddle tall stories from unnamed sources. You normally get a much higher standard of fake news from the WSJ.
Report Escapee April 19, 2026 10:29 PM BST
Daveed has broken the cease fire deal he agreed with the bogeymen last week, today he fired on a bogeyman cargo ship, blowing up the engine and then capturing the ship.

Friday's much trumpeted drop in the oil price is likely to be reversed on mondaySad
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 22, 2026 5:04 PM BST
Here comes daveeds inflation



Costs for USA food companies jumped 7.9% yoy in March (vs. 4.2% in Feb.)
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 22, 2026 11:44 PM BST
A DHS official tells that 29-year-old Julia Varvaro, DHS Assistant Secretary for counterterrorism, has been placed on administrative leave and removed from her position while allegations of her repeated use of “Sugar Daddies” are being investigated.

Lol
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 22, 2026 11:49 PM BST
Polymarket

Daveed reportedly asks ‌FIFA to replace Iran with Italy in ​the World ​Cup

Maybe that was da-vee-day
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 23, 2026 12:14 AM BST
Devin Nunes is OUT as the CEO of the Truth Social Parent Company, Trump Media.

The company brought in just $3.7 million in revenue last year, and LOST $712 million.

The Stock is down from $58 to $9.82.



Lost? Check the pockets!!!
Report MALAY April 23, 2026 11:03 AM BST
Who is Daveed ?
Report Escapee April 23, 2026 11:46 AM BST
Back in the day, Dom Joly (Of Trigger Happy TV fame) did a docu-travelogue with his mate back to his roots
in Iraq.
Saddam was still very in power and they were constantly monitored by secret police, so they decided to use a code
name "Dave" for saddam, "That's an ugly picture of Dave on that wall etc."

Censorship on this forum regarding another current world leader is so extensive, so many posts and threads
mentioning his name are deleted or do not get passed the censor... Dave/Daveed was born.
Report MALAY April 23, 2026 1:47 PM BST
Cheers I had no idea
Report Escapee April 23, 2026 11:49 PM BST
"How lucky are the United States that every time they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead".

Gabrial Rufian, Spain congress Deputy
Report Escapee April 28, 2026 1:10 AM BST
Do you think Daveed got coached for his 60 minute interview by Mr "I don't sweat, I was eating pizza"?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 28, 2026 12:06 PM BST
A superyacht linked to one of Russian President Vladimir Putin's key allies has sailed through the Strait of Hormuz, despite the ongoing blockade of the critical shipping channel.

The 142m-long (465 feet) Nord luxury boat, linked to sanctioned Russian billionaire Alexey Mordashov, travelled from Dubai to Muscat, Oman over the weekend, one of a few private vessels to transit through the strait in recent months


Neither Iran nor Daveed dared stop the boat.
Report Escapee April 29, 2026 1:04 PM BST
"Prince Charles agrees with me, even more than I do" Crazy
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2026 7:06 PM BST
Daveed on truth optional : "Anybody running for President or VP should be forced to take a Cognitive Examination! By doing so, we wouldn’t be surprised at people like Barack 'Hussein' Obama, or Sleepy Joe Biden, getting 'ELECTED.' I took the Exam three times during my ('THREE!') Terms as President"
Report Escapee April 30, 2026 7:38 PM BST
He's just trying to grab the narrative: say something outrageous so people talk about that instead of the outrageous thing he did a day or two ago.

It works, so Rinse and repeat.


He attacked Iran 60 days ago, said he'd won, closed the strait, oil is double at $120.

He also said he'd destroyed all of Iran's nuclear program on day 3, yesterday he demanded they shut down their nuclear program.


Hey, lets get everyone talking about me and cognitive tests... and oh yeah, obama and biden.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2026 7:40 PM BST
Wow. Daveed has lifted all tariffs on Scottish whisky and bourbon following a request from the King

“The King and Queen got me to do something that nobody else was able to do, without hardly even asking!”


Buy whisky shares!!!
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2026 7:42 PM BST
Talking about aceing cognative teats and forgetting
this is his 2nd term, but yeah he also wants to change the
narrative
Report lapsy pa April 30, 2026 8:14 PM BST
Well done Chaz, i didn't think he should have gone but proved wrong at least for now.

What is US policy when daveed can just say you aren't the worst? No tariffs for you,very vague and it really looks as if you have to be a monumental harse licker and play him but such a compromise.
Report Escapee May 1, 2026 6:12 PM BST
Leader of the Greens getting a major roasting in the media for a trashy tweet.

Daveeds tweets across the pond.... crickets.
Report lapsy pa May 1, 2026 6:15 PM BST
Apologies not related to the topic but concerns the media. Why isn't what happened to the French nun in Jerusalem not even remotely covered.
Report Escapee May 1, 2026 6:49 PM BST
Dunno anyfing La, start anuva fred.

use euphemisms for countries etc
Report lapsy pa May 1, 2026 6:55 PM BST
I hear ya,it is having to be a bit careful now as the gg will only hop on it.
Report Escapee May 4, 2026 12:35 AM BST
There is so much fear in Dave's 2nd term, it's risen exponentially compared to his first term.

Make a joke about him on a "TV programme no one watches" and he tries to take away the license for every tv station they own.
make a joke, lose several 10's of Billions of dollars.

And he's prosecuting an ex head of the FBI, Calling them treasonous and guilty of sedition for posting a picture of some seashells
on a beach.


So much fear about.
Report Escapee May 4, 2026 12:46 AM BST
World Monopoly Markets : Month Daveed announces he is going to start building hotels in Cuba        
4 Runners            £98,677 Matched   



              103%   96.8%             
April-June 2026    6.4 6.6 7   7.4   7.6   7.8   £26,989
        £78 £12 £2     £5 £40 £25  
July-September 2026    2.34 2.36 2.38   2.46   2.48   2.5   £14,319
        £80 £106 £19     £16 £94 £65  
October-December  2026    5.5 5.6 5.8   6.4   6.6   6.8   £3,010
        £21 £4 £4     £1 £4 £1  
2027 or later    3.2 3.35 3.4   3.7   3.75   3.8   £54,359
        £8 £50 £28     £50 £6 £40  
Report Stringvest May 4, 2026 12:51 AM BST
does this Dave geezer ever have a pint in Peckham Laugh
Report Busyfool May 4, 2026 1:02 AM BST
you are clearly a bit sad coming up with that when there are so many other thing you could do

and before you say it, im laid up but still laggo

cubans will rejoice. its so bad that even this raving loony is preferable and it might end the flow of cubans drowning trying to escape. joke about that
Report Stringvest May 4, 2026 1:08 AM BST
Righto
Report Escapee May 4, 2026 1:20 AM BST
I got no idea how bad it is in cuba, living in any one party state is living in a prison.

But, what do we know?

Cuba has the highest number of doctors per capita in the world, 8 or 9 per 1,000.
Far exceeding anywhere else in the world.

So it ain't all bad, it's poverty on an island in the sun with lots of free healthcare.
Report Escapee May 4, 2026 1:46 AM BST
Wikipedia


Cuba 94 doctors per 10,000
Monaco 88
Sweden 71

UK is 51st at 31 per 10,000



more doctors than monaco, not something you'd expect given all the negative narrative over the last 70 years.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 4, 2026 7:30 PM BST
Daveed has said that the U.S. has shot down seven Iranian small boats
Report Stringvest May 4, 2026 8:45 PM BST
Well dun Dave Cool
Report Escapee May 5, 2026 5:29 PM BST
Daveed has tweeted "Iran has no more cards, I've got all the cards"
Along with a picture of him proudly holding a bunch of UNO cards.


The winner of the game UNO is the person who gets rid of their cards, the loser is the the person holding the most cards.Crazy
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 5, 2026 5:51 PM BST
He's not very good with terminology and symbolism.
but from somebody that brags about acting dementia tests...
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 5, 2026 5:52 PM BST
Acing
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 7, 2026 2:31 PM BST
Daveed on Truth Social owns the libs by pointing out his war in Iran hasn’t lasted as long as Vietnam or World War 2
Report Escapee May 9, 2026 12:33 PM BST
Last year, Daveed's spiritual adviser, a powerful member of his inner circle, was sentenced to 10 years jail for SAing a 12yo.

Has now been freed after serving just 6 months.

Sad
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 9, 2026 10:36 PM BST
Tramp Media just reported a $406 million net loss in Q1 2026.

On revenue of about $871,000.
Report Busyfool May 10, 2026 10:31 PM BST
as my post was deleted, im doing it again. there is someone who is trigger-happy with certain opinions and im going to complain, as its clearly a power-trip

this was deleted, as a reply to escapee; cuba has not been given a negative press. its a one=party state that gets off lightly given its use of torture and persecution of political prisoners

doctors arent in cuba, they were sent sent abroad to latin america and africa to bring in hard currency and their families were hostages

strange how a one-party state that operates a total media blackout is taken at face value

you dont hear of the number of lawyers. odd, given they are so successful at bringing in guilty verdicts, at 99%. cuba libre



if anyone can come up with why this is deemed offensive id like to hear
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 10, 2026 11:20 PM BST
I posted 2 posts of what Angela rayner said on twitter
they were both removed in minutes despite being widely
reported in the press.

No idea why somebody is so sad to report every post.

I also had a thread removed on football forum about
2 footballers falling out

And a post on fantasy football thread about team news about a Bournemouth player
affecting fantasy football, and therefore football betting.

Something very odd...

Happy for you to attach cut and paste of this to your complaint
before somebody gets it deleted.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 10, 2026 11:23 PM BST
Posts have been removed from the music lyrics thread
including some of the questions, and somebody expressing
satisfaction about getting some right!

Nothing untoward, at all...
Report Escapee May 10, 2026 11:32 PM BST
It wouldn't surprise me if someone is reporting lots of posts.
Report Busyfool May 10, 2026 11:39 PM BST
i will indeed

cant believe its a person reporting so many and if it is then why are they taken seriously? instead of being told they are a vexatious complainer and get a life

everyone who has a genuine complaint about being rubbed out should do the same because unless there is some sort of collective revolt it will not end and the forum will sink even further


forum@betfair.com  if youve got the ump. you might not have now but when your carefully thought-out posts are deleted you will

and this applies to loonies also. much as i dont like your views, i will defend your right to hold them. @old ninny  leafy  etc...
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 11, 2026 8:02 PM BST
The cost of daveeds repair of the reflecting pool
jumped to $13 million an 80% over budget job.

Including a 20% profit for his mate, the contractor
who was awarded the contract without competition.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 12, 2026 3:12 PM BST
Daveed: "We have a man who is doing a great job. I knew it! Because he kept me out of jail for years. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. He kept me out of jail."
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 13, 2026 1:30 PM BST
Daveed had one of his worst mental health episodes yet, posting over 55 times in 3 hours. Here is the list:

10:15 PM - Accuses Obama of attempting a coup in 2016
10:15 PM - Says Obama worked with CIA to overthrow Trump
10:15 PM - Reposts tweet saying Obama is a “traitor” and that he should be arrested
10:22 PM - Attacks dominion voting systems for 2020 election saying they switched votes
10:22 PM - Says Fulton County, GA had their 2020 fraud exposed (there was none)
10:23 PM - Accuses Obama of personally making $120 million from Obamacare (wtf?)
10:23 PM - Cites quack lawyer Sidney Powell on the 2020 election
10:24 PM - Posts fake JFK Jr account that says Obama wiretapped Trump Tower
10:27 PM - Demands Senator Mark Kelly resign
10:29 PM - Claims neither Biden nor Harris were in charge of the Biden admin
10:29 PM - Attacks Fulton County, GA again
10:29 PM - Posts Fox News clip of Rep Ro Khanna
10:30 PM - Demands Jack Smith be arrested
10:30 PM - Accuses Obama, Clinton, and Comey of treason
10:39 PM - Reposts a tweet from a MAGA account saying they have secret intel proving Clinton and Obama committed crimes
10:39 PM - Reposts a MAGA tweet saying Hillary Clinton should be sent to Haiti
10:40 PM - Says the DOJ is “working hard” to arrest his enemies for treason
10:40 PM - Reposts a tweet attacking his own DOJ and Todd Blanche for no arrests of political enemies
10:40 PM - Posts a TikTok video of people stealing from a convenience store
10:41 PM - Posts a TikTok of someone taking a Door Dash order
10:41 PM - accuses Obama, John Brennan, and Clinton of sedition and treason again
10:42 PM - Posts a video of a man on CCTV footage knocking over food a waiter was carrying
10:47 PM - Calls Obama the “most DEMONIC FORCE” in American politics
10:47 PM - Posts a tweet from Mike Flynn saying 2020 election wasn’t fair
10:49 PM - Attacks Dominion again claiming they stole the 2020 election (it wasn’t)
10:51 PM - Reposts a fake Charlie Kirk account that claimed Obama blocked Hillary Clinton from being prosecuted
10:53 PM - Claims Obama was part of Hillary Clinton’s emails in some way
11:28 PM - Claims a senior Democrat just testified under oath that Senator Adam Schiff leaked classified information
1:13 AM - Attacks the New York Times for reporting on the reflecting pool

This man is clearly not well.


Turning into casemoney
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 21, 2026 10:00 PM BST
Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding?

Daveed: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.
Report lapsy pa May 25, 2026 6:07 PM BST
My neighbour has 5 different kids by 3 DIFFERENT women. He is married to an immigrant who can barely speak English.He has torn up beautiful landscaping and put in an ugly patio,a load of unfinished construction all over the place. Worse again his house is constantly being shot at. All very ghetto and the law refuse to do anything about it.





Take my advice and avoid 1600 Pennsylvania Ave for your own saftey.
Report yak hunt May 26, 2026 7:14 AM BST
LaughLaughLaugh
Report Escapee May 27, 2026 5:53 PM BST
Spare a thought for Daveed's son, getting married on some island and daveed is not going.


Imagine being the only child Daveed won't go to an island for.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 27, 2026 5:55 PM BST
Laugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 29, 2026 10:32 PM BST
Daveed has pardoned Trevor Milton, a man convicted of stealing $695 million from investors.

This pardon came after Milton donated nearly $1 million to daveed's PAC.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 1, 2026 5:54 PM BST
Daveed: We stopped the conflict between Cambodia and Armenia. It was just starting and it was a bad one.

Shocked

Mischief

Laugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 3, 2026 8:47 PM BST
Daveeds's plan to hand out $1.8bn (£1.3bn) in taxpayer funding to political allies lasted all of two weeks before his Department of Justice (DOJ) abandoned the idea amid an intense backlash from Republicans in Congress.

The department's decision to officially end the "anti-weaponisation" fund on Tuesday followed a revolt within daveeds's own party. Republicans threatened to derail a critical immigration bill if the administration didn't drop the plan to give public funds to daveed insurrectionists - including, potentially, rioters who participated in the 6 January 2021 attack on the US Capitol.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 3, 2026 10:16 PM BST
Daveed is sending ships to rip 900 ocean sensors out of the Atlantic and Pacific — and Congress already told them twice they couldn't do it.

**
They're doing it anyway.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 5, 2026 1:31 PM BST
https://x.com/i/status/2062320929108373534

..
Report Escapee June 8, 2026 11:48 PM BST
I heard Daveed stormed out of a one on one TV interview on Sunday after the journalist enquired about evidence he had about his claims of elections being stolen.

Shame, he had an opportunity to expose all the alleged wrong doing and he went a bit yellow.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 9, 2026 11:30 AM BST
https://x.com/i/status/2063633879613805030

..

Face looking very swollen too
Report Escapee June 13, 2026 3:50 PM BST
Work began yesterday to remove Dave's name from the Kennedy Centre, on the very last day of the deadline set by the judge for it's removal.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 13, 2026 4:53 PM BST
Congress will add Obama's name, in due course.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 15, 2026 8:20 PM BST
Iran has reportedly assessed that Daveed is "mentally incompetent" and has incorporated psychologists into its negotiating team to adapt the wording of the proposed agreement "as if the recipient were a [mental] patient ... whose capacity is limited."

Mediators from Qatar, Pakistan, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia are recording the same problem: Daveed agrees to positions and then immediately reverses them, leaving no stable basis for continuation."
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 15, 2026 8:22 PM BST
Psychological assessment is becoming a tool to reduce the risk that a proposed proposal will be perceived through the prism of a momentary impulse or distorted perception.

The integration of psychologists upends the traditional logic of negotiations between countries.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 15, 2026 10:02 PM BST
Gary Kasparov

Daveed said he demanded unconditional surrender, we just didn’t know he meant America’s.
Report lapsy pa June 18, 2026 4:00 PM BST
'Why are we signing this in a railway carriage?'
'Don't worry Donnie,just sign the thing'
Report Escapee June 19, 2026 8:47 PM BST
renames it to department of war
names himself secretary of war
fights one war
loses
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