If you could relocate your house/flat/caravan to anywhere in the UK. where are you going?

Spain

That depends who you are.
You'd certainly choose to live amongst people you have something in common.

There is not a single country in the world that attracts
They’re all dreadful

Quite fancy a couple of years up around Kelso.



Goswick in Northumberland. (nice golf course )

Cotswolds

Surrey.

1965 Mustang Fastback • October 22, 2022 10:56 AM BST
Spain

you slightly missed the brief there

Jumper45 • October 22, 2022 12:46 PM BST
Cotswolds

hells yes. if i could afford it a wee cottage in the cotswolds would do nicely

Co Down is my choice - but I won’t leave East Sussex
so both .

East Neuk of Fife is very high on my list. I could probably manage ok on the south side of the Forth
too, North Berwick is very nice. I would just favour the fife side tho, maybe Elie or Pittenweem

fromm Bantry Bay up to Derry's Quay
From Galway to Dublin Town
No maid I've seen like the fair cailín
That I met in the County Down

I have only been once to Galway but it is a special place.
I don't think they would have me back tho

LLangrannog ,West Wales would be my choice but there are many places Ive not been to in the UK.

Can believe no one fancies no 10, Downing Street

i would but i hear the neighbours are a nightmare. can't any peace neither,  non stop parties

I agree there are some lovely places in Wales but but but Drakeford and associated loonies
I would probably join lfc in Eastbourne.
In reality it's too late to move now and I will stay here in the new land of the pure.

Luton

Isle of Wight

Slough, Middlesbrough, Bolton, Blackburn, Rochdale

or if abroad

Faro, Portugal

Isle of Wight - full of inbreds, google it


Faro, Portugal - who wants to live next to an airport?


Luton = I take it this is a racist joke.

Dont be stupid. Its nothing of the sort.

I would move my house to postcode :- W1 J

The average property there (I'm presuming that it is in London) is worth £7.6m. I would immediately sell it and live the life of luxury

my aunt had a house in the isle of wight. it fell off a cliff, literally

Anywhere on the Orkneys or, if to be outside Scotland, then Port Isaac.
But only if it was 50 years ago.

kinnerton st , london . virtually opposite the nags head . just round the corner from the star pub also .

I'd stay put.

Oct 22, 2022 -- 1:05PM, northanlite wrote:

Jumper45 • October 22, 2022 12:46 PM BSTCotswoldshells yes. if i could afford it a wee cottage in the cotswolds would do nicely

You should have been a DCI  in Midsomer. Barnaby had a large detached house -must have been on the take from the local drug barons .

Anywhere Cotswolds/Cheltenham area. Wonderful part of of the UK. Bristol seems ok as well.

If I was to nominate a part not to go to I would pick Bracknell, or any place within 10 miles of it. A sh!thole to put it mildly.

Plan to visit North Yorkshire/Durham area next Summer, probably in August. Any recommendations would be welcomed!!

North Yorks is vv nice, if you have to live in a town then Harrogate would not the worst place to live

I'll be basing myself in Middleton-in-Teesdale (for family reasons) but plan on spreading my wings throughout the area. Harrogate is in my plans, if only for a visit.

House in Lark Lane, caravan in Robin Hood's Bay

I think we should all move here............Foula is the most remote inhabitable island in Britain,
it has a population of less than 40 and is 20 miles west of Wells in the Shetland Islands.
we could send property prices into a death spiral.

Robin Hood's Bay/Whitby is on the itinerary. Not sure about the caravan part as I like my creature comforts...

Not sure about the caravan part as I like my creature comforts...

I know a guy who lives in a caravan in the south of France and it has two wine fridges, one for white wine and one for red. He doesn't drink beer.

For one million seven hundred and fifty thousand pounds you could buy your own island.
The Isle of Vaila, Walls, Shetland.
I was amused to see it is described as "property type....detached"

eastbourne

i think eastbourne would be more expensive but less "detached"

ok


westbourne then

just how super is westen-super-mare ?

highgate/hampstead in norf london. the heath is a mini natinal park on the verge of the city and you can walk into town through it. slight prob is you have to be a multi to live there.

prob wiv scotland is the midges. they make even the most scenic places unendurable. i bounded up a coupla munros but came back raw. why is this? dont get them anywhere in wales or ireland( aside from killary).

pre-shakedown i was off to west ireland (my mate has gone from norf london to co. clare despite having zero connections) and and i havent given it up but the interweb is a problem.

i luv london despite not being one of them and laff at those from outside who disparage it and then disappear back north because they couldnt deal with it.

you have be a multi or its just hard. if i wasnt adjacent to the heath id have gone also. shame really.

With regards Norberts comments about france and wine fridges....one for white ,one for red....why would red have a fridge?? Please excuse my ignorance.

Discussed this with Mrs ‘Death recently. Should we move to Tuscanny or Portugal? Came to the conclusion that we both pretty much like West London. We have everything we need and want here. Everything is accessible within 30 odd minutes and so is the airport when we need winter sun.

Some would have you believe London is a dangerous place. These people are sad losers who are so bitter and twisted with their own lives they stay in and search the internet all day for news stories about violence, immigrants, Mayor Khan and anything else they want to shout about and vent their spleen. London is an amazing city. One of the great cities of the World. If you cannot find joy in London you will not find it anywhere unless of course you hate yourself, hate everyone else and live in a remote dung heap.

more fantasy safe streets is scared to emigrate [

I don’t blame him for that , it’s very sensible
But it’s best to be honest and not dress it up as anything else

Shouldn’t you be in the Tory Party Clown Car lfc

London is just a short train journey away safe steets
Don’t have to live there - that’s best

Why would you want to come to London lfc? What is there here for you?

Far safer to peek out at the World from behind your net curtains?

Last time I visited was before covid - still wary of visiting
Had a very nice time - went to Craven Cottage lovely ground
and nice part of London
Stayed for the weekend and just the usual things
I would not wish to live there

Aren’t you scared of going on the train lfc? Getting mugged by kids? being murdered by knife wielding gangs?

Had to get the train
from Eastbourne platz
wd never knew
That I could do that

20,000 people
cross Victoria station
Fingers crossed
Just in case ..

Very brave of you lfc to risk your life