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The wisdom of the brilliant Count Binface
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Kwarteng Mechanics: when you can behave like
both a maniac and a moron. |
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Prediction: Tories to abolish BBC Local Radio.
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he got coffey
https://twitter.com/CountBinface/status/1577357058839482370 |
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So the government have sacked a minister 'after a complaint of serious misconduct'. I'd argue that very nearly crashing the entire UK economy with an idiotic, half-arsed 'mini-budget' is serious misconduct, but maybe that's just me.
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Kwarteng Mechanics: when you can simultaneously be chancellor and not chancellor at the same time.
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The irony is that if Kwasi Kwarteng's political
career has a funeral, every guest will be laughing. |
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In one month, Liz Truss has:
- tanked the economy - sacked her best mate - killed the queen - annoyed the king - destroyed the Tory Party Drop her on Moscow, I say. #Trussterfock |
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NUMBER CRUNCHING
Horsemen of the Apocalypse: 4 Prime Ministers since Brexit vote: 4 Chancellors since July 2022: 4 Tory MPs after next election: 4 Fooks given by Rishi Sunak: 0 Children fathered by Boris: ? ****hows correctly predicted by me: 1 |
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Sh1t
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‘Nothing is off the table.’ Except the Prime Minister,
who is hiding under it |
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ANOTHER ONE BITES THE TRUSST!
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The last Prime Minister lost to a lettuce. Now the new one is driving Britain straight into an iceberg. #PMQs
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Nobody wants to be in your gang, Rishi.
Not with that taste in music. |
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Of the migrants being mistreated by the Home Office, 101 were from Dalmatia. And Suella has a new coat. Are these facts unconnected? There’s a tiny chance there could be more than meets the eye.
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Taste in music,what about this?
Youtube,Thriller Tory remix,Rees Mogg x Thatcher |
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I’ve got Rishi a card for Christmas.
His green card. So he can sod off to the States and let me take over. |
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Tell you what, Rishi. Give the rest of the UK the amazing new relationship with the EU that you’ve just given Northern Ireland, and you might really be onto something
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STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!
Good luck to binface in forthcoming by election. |
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Bins are living collection-free in Rishi’s head.
I’ve got him scared. |
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BREAKING: in order to avoid the cost of clearing up their
latest mess properly, GB News has begun dumping its presenters into rivers and the sea |
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Calvin is a good guy - but there is something creepy about wolton
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Count binface didn’t stop the tories winning Uxbridge !
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To all those wishing to replace Holly Willoughby on
This Morning, please jump an orderly queue |
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Bbc... The BBC has taken the very difficult decision to bring
daytime drama Doctors to an end after 23 years Binface.... Under the Tories you can’t even see a fictional GP |
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Count Binface
@CountBinface With another appalling Tory reshuffle, Sunak is proving you can’t put lipstick on a pig. And David Cameron will be attracted to it anyway. |
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What Cameron says: 'I want to support the PM at a hard time.'
What Cameron means: 'I want a life peerage, some cushy trips abroad, a chance to win more dodgy lobbying gigs, an excuse to dodge childcare now I've finished painting my shepherd's hut, oh and a way to piss off Boris.' |
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so 2 men at the top have never been voted for in this democratic country
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Matt Hancock was supposed to appear earlier in the Covid Inquiry, but he was trying to haggle over his fee. #bellend
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Boris Johnson tells the Covid Inquiry he wishes he'd had more women around him during lockdown. So far this is the only thing he’s said that is unquestionably true
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https://twitter.com/CountBinface/status/1765669566552707164
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My name is Count Binface, intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons from Planet Sigma IX, Lovejoy fan, London mayor candidate, and expert form-filler.
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Count Binface @CountBinface
Just been interviewed by @EvanHD for @BBCPM. I offered him a hundred million quid for 1% equity in my party. See what he said sometime after 5pm on @BBCRadio4. If they keep that bit in. #BindependenceDay he got my vote again. |
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Count Binface
@CountBinface Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs |
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https://x.com/CountBinface/status/1793992642017018349
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Has he lost more elections than Farage yet?
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Ha ha, the difference is he's a comedian making
a living out of political comedy Oh wait |
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Never heard any of his jokes. Know of any of his good ones?
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Leave the EU...
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That's a really funny one. He should be on TV.
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