Off to vote in about an hour and I'm not sure who to believe?
Boris says that under EU rules it's illegal for my seven year old grandaughter to blow up her own balloons but a government official says that isn't true. Does anyone know who's telling the truth as 45 years of 40 a day is now taking its toll on my lungs so I'd rather she blew up her own balloons. I'm actually siding towards Boris at the moment, as he seems to have most of the balloons on his side I assume that he should know more about them.
Anyway, I'm off for a cup of tea whilst I wait for anyone to respond, oh that reminds me. Am I allowed to compost the tea-bag after I've used it?
If you are casting your vote based on Boris or balloons, the only advice I can give is to get a biscuit, switch the telly on and watch Jeremy Kyle, and forget about voting.
If you are casting your vote based on Boris or balloons, the only advice I can give is to get a biscuit, switch the telly on and watch Jeremy Kyle, and forget about voting.
Cheers, Burton-Brewers. I'm fine with paperwork actually but thanks for asking. My use of the English language is quite good as well, for example I even know that sentences should usually start with an upper case letter and end with a full stop and here's one now.
Cheers, Burton-Brewers. I'm fine with paperwork actually but thanks for asking. My use of the English language is quite good as well, for example I even know that sentences should usually start with an upper case letter and end with a full stop and h